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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251 This headline was on BBC's top stories, and I thought it was GBS appropriate. dick spiders are the new big threat facing the world. I wonder if it thought the guys wiener was a lil fly or something
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'again' Feel-good thread of the day.
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he swallowed his penis to catch the spider he swallowed the spider to catch the fly i don't know why he swallowed the flly - perhaps his penis will need amputation
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Sep 28, 2016 15:56
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God Australia sucks.
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Sep 28, 2016 15:56
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Two bites on the dick means I'm pretty sure that dude is trying to gently caress spiders
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Sep 28, 2016 15:58
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I wanted to say that I've lived here my entire life without any spider to penis contact, but it would be a lie. One time after getting high I went to the toilet and when I pulled down my underwear an enormous dead huntsman spider fell out. To cope with the horror I initially rationalised it as a weed induced hallucination, but the next morning the corpse was still floating in the toilet. I don't know how it got in there or why I couldn't feel it.
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Sep 28, 2016 16:05
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I had a parrot bite my dick. Not the most pleasant experience.
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Sep 28, 2016 16:06
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Not Agaiiinnn!! *Comedic Record Scratch* Big Laugh Track for Everybody
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Sep 28, 2016 17:15
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Just give the toilet a couple solid kicks before you sit down on it you tossers.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:18
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Jose Oquendo posted:I had a parrot bite my dick. Not the most pleasant experience. Who taught the parrot to say "I'll suck your dick"?
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Sep 28, 2016 17:22
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Berious posted:Two bites on the dick means I'm pretty sure that dude is trying to gently caress spiders and here I thought the spider was the recluse
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Sep 28, 2016 17:27
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i think the spider was trying to be funny. the worlds funniest spider
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Sep 28, 2016 17:30
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Should've been a Brazilian Wandering Spider instead.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:40
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Someone should tell him you can't get sucked off by a spider. Their mouths are too small it's physically impossible.
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Sep 28, 2016 17:41
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Third time's the charm.
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**~> SECRET TRICK TO ENLARGE YOUR MALE GONAD doctors don't want you to know!!! <~**
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Sep 28, 2016 18:11
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one time i found a caterpillar biting my thigh. i hadn't gone outside that day so i never figured out why there was a caterpillar in my underwear. and yes, it was a caterpillar and not some kind of intestinal parasite that fell out of my rear end.
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Sep 28, 2016 18:23
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Did you put it on your dick
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Sep 28, 2016 18:46
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that guy is going to get an 8 legged handjob one way or another
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Sep 28, 2016 18:52
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Berious posted:Two bites on the dick means I'm pretty sure that dude is trying to gently caress spiders "Million to one shot, doc. Million to one"
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Sep 28, 2016 19:17
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Australia is a loving awful place. I spent a month over there for my brothers wedding and all i remember was loving huge insects, everything being expensive as gently caress and the people being basically British except somehow more racist. There's a reason it was a prison colony.
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Sep 28, 2016 19:39
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for fucks sake posted:Someone should tell him you can't get sucked off by a spider. Their mouths are too small it's physically impossible. What about the big rear end spider from the Lord of the Rings I bet that it would work there??
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Captain Yossarian posted:What about the big rear end spider from the Lord of the Rings I bet that it would work there?? There'd be sticky webs shooting everywhere and that's just the semen from my penis!
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Sep 28, 2016 19:52
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Still more action than I've gotten
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Sep 28, 2016 20:01
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I hope it wasn't the "Painful erection" spider. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-37472013 quote:'Painful erection' spiders found in family's fruit
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Sep 28, 2016 20:08
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fool me once, shame on spider...
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Sep 28, 2016 20:09
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spudsbuckley posted:I spent a month over there for my brothers wedding and all i remember was loving huge insects that's how you get your dick bit
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Sep 28, 2016 20:13
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for fucks sake posted:There'd be sticky webs shooting everywhere and that's just the semen from my penis! Shelob? More like "She-making me crazy"!!!.... I'm so lonely 
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Sep 28, 2016 20:24
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:God Australia sucks. el wrongo champ
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Sep 28, 2016 21:02
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quick Smash It, suck the poison out!
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Sep 28, 2016 21:14
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JiveHonky posted:quick Smash It, suck the poison out! Fool me once...
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Sep 28, 2016 21:25
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Fool me once... :bigtran: you know, you are really growing up. im proud of you.
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Sep 28, 2016 21:31
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How about just just a hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand job next time
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As an arachnophobe I want to congratulate GBS on going this far into a spider-centric thread without a picture of those horrifying bastards. Also I'm leaving this thread and never coming back because I know how you fuckers operate.
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reignofevil posted:As an arachnophobe I want to congratulate GBS on going this far into a spider-centric thread without a picture of those horrifying bastards. Check out this pussy goon who would see this beauty and flee 
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Sep 29, 2016 01:06
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That's what you get for trying to gently caress a spider.
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Sep 29, 2016 01:08
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would a spider bite make your wiener swell up and be huge? asking for a friend
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Sep 29, 2016 01:14
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why hasn't Isaac posted in this thread yet we should hear about this from an irl australian, with all the shrimps on barbies, large beer cans and other references, including blooming onions
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Sep 29, 2016 01:16
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he's probably either wasted or in the hospital for a dick spider I've been researching arachnid venom's effect on turgidity and it looks promising (for my friend)
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 The scamp did it again
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