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I'm a MAN and that means I need a MAN sized dildo. The Ramrod 5000 is the only dildo made by MEN for MEN. Twelve solid inches of rear end-blasting power cast in high impact rubber reinforced with the same steel they use on the M1A1 Abrams tank wrapped around a carbon core for maximum rigidness with no loss of flexibility. It doesn't just massage my prostate, it DESTROYS it! Women can keep their little pink clit ticklers, give me the RAMROD 5000!
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I'm a hard working American man. I have rock hard muscles and I have rock hard callouses on my feet. This little thing? *holds up dainty pink pedegg* ain't gonna cut it. *tosses pedegg over shoulder* When I'm grinding down my MANLY callouses, I need the all-American grinding power of Colorado flint, powered by a high torque electric engine and spun at 300RPMS. *a shower of sparks explodes from calloused heel as the grinder bears down on it* If you're a real man, you have a real man's callouses, and that means you need the GRINDMAX TURBO.
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*A middle aged dad is out watering the flowers in his garden. He is wearing a big floppy sunhat and pastel shorts* HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *The Dad turns around* Me? YEAH YOU! YOU CAN'T WATER YOUR GARDEN WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL'S WATERING CAN! YOU'RE A MAN AND THAT MEANS YOU NEED A MAN'S WATERING CAN! LOOK AT THIS: THE HYDROMASTER MAX! *Matte black watering can bursts through brick wall* This badass hydration machine is made of 100 percent corrosion proof titanium in a carbon fiber sleeve. It has a tank capacity of three gallons which means you can go ALL DAY LONG without needing a refill! The adjustable head blasts your flowers with custom shaped jets of water at up to 100 PSI! Don't use a little girl's watering can. *fat old dude looks sad* BE A MAN! *Handsome dude across the street blasts his flowers with the HYDROMASTER MAX. Water splashes all over his rugged chest and you can see his muscles. HYDROMASTER MAX!
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Sep 29, 2016 01:12
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You ever notice how Cialis commercials always feature happy couples, which Viagra commercials feature working men fording rivers to get home to a faceless bedroom light? Makes you think. Maybe your dick isn't the problem with your libido, Cowboy Bob.
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Being a manly man I know the importance of getting away from the wife and kids and getting loose, getting dirty. With Geicos discrete payment plan I'm able to swing by the neighbors shed, hop on the hog and ride it all weekend and the wifes none the wiser, come sunday I'll barely be able to walk; thanks Geico!
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Sep 29, 2016 03:28
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Applewhite posted:I'm a MAN and that means I need a MAN sized dildo. The Ramrod 5000 is the only dildo made by MEN for MEN. Twelve solid inches of rear end-blasting power cast in high impact rubber reinforced with the same steel they use on the M1A1 Abrams tank wrapped around a carbon core for maximum rigidness with no loss of flexibility. It doesn't just massage my prostate, it DESTROYS it! Women can keep their little pink clit ticklers, give me the RAMROD 5000! Reckon they're laser cutting the forge for a manly line of alloy dildos. 
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Sep 29, 2016 03:56
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I got a DICK N BALLS and it looks like a fukcin SIAMESE JUNGLE down there. Any one got any reccomendations for a shaving system that can help here? Preferefably one with SKIN SOOTHING MOISTURIZERS?
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Whoa, the same steel that use on the M1A1??? Depleted uranium and all?? Sign me up!
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Sep 29, 2016 04:05
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Seriously it's like I got Jean Claude Rambo huntin' down VCs in my man bush
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and crabs
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luv 2 date boys posted:I got a DICK N BALLS and it looks like a fukcin SIAMESE JUNGLE down there. Any one got any reccomendations for a shaving system that can help here? Preferefably one with SKIN SOOTHING MOISTURIZERS? You need to head on down to Lowes and check out Dewalts new line of cordless 18v rotary shears, 3M makes a nice shaving lube, should be between the acetone and polyurethane. Roll tide
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Sep 29, 2016 04:20
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Need a BIG DICK? Get a BIG DICK with this new vacU-SUCK technology! Just plug into your SPORTSCAR electric outlet and let the OPERATING COMPONENTS engorge your SMALL DICK so you can BIG DICK the SMALL DICK guys!!!
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Sep 29, 2016 04:21
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luv 2 date boys posted:Seriously it's like I got Jean Claude Rambo huntin' down VCs in my man bush A team of commandos skulks through an alien jungle, the trees a tangle of twisted black spines jutting up from a spongy pink ground. The foliage rustles and the lead commando gives the signal to halt. The rustling grows closer. The commandos look nervous. Beads of sweat stand out on their foreheads and they grip their rifles tighter. Suddenly the jungle explodes! Hideous insect monsters leap on the commandos from all directions. The commandos panic and fire haphazardly. Their pitiful resistance does them no avail, and they are gruesomely torn apart by the savage monsters. A new figure steps into the clearing. A towering, muscular commando witha bandana tied around his head and the AJAX MEDICATED POWDER logo tattooed across his bare, gleaming chest. "Hey, crabs! Why don't you try this on for size!" He levels the .50 caliber machine guns he's carrying in each hand. The bugs barely have time to give each other an "oh poo poo" look before they're shredded by gunfire. Zoom out and out and out of the jungle and you see the battle is taking place in the pubic hairs of a handsome spokesmodel. He winks at the camera and holds up a bottle of AJAX MEDICATED POWDER.
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Sep 29, 2016 04:27
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Applewhite posted:A team of commandos skulks through an alien jungle, the trees a tangle of twisted black spines jutting up from a spongy pink ground. The foliage rustles and the lead commando gives the signal to halt. The rustling grows closer. The commandos look nervous. Beads of sweat stand out on their foreheads and they grip their rifles tighter. I just ordered 10 bottles of AJAX MEDICATED POWDER
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Sep 29, 2016 04:30
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Are YOU sick of stay-ups that don't stay-up? Do you need some HOSE that will GO THE DISTANCE? Well, we've got the legwear that Every Active Man NEEDS. POWERFUL elastic woven RIGHT IN, all up an down your legs. Gripping TIGHT so you know your stockings are on RIGHT. The X2 Series has got your kickers COVERED. Available WHEREVER beauty products are sold. Just look for the stockings that come in the BLACK GRENADE... and GET YOU SOME!
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Sep 29, 2016 04:55
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Hot babe with a gun!
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Sep 29, 2016 05:02
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Goddamn where's my high-protein all-natural MANOGURT (blackberry flavoured) with enhanced super bacterias I need it to spread on my pecs ASAP
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*man in tough, worn leather chaps, all denim, a bolo, and the gat dang finest Stetson you dang ever seen rides gentle with his stallion, the duo cresting a hill with the setting sun behind them, the air teems with a hard day's work, the sweat almost done drying from all his 2000 parts as he meanders into focus at deliberate pace* "I'm a working man, I love working and putting in the work, when the work needs to be done" *he smirks and nods* "But sometimes, even I can't work all the work in one work day, and I need some help, heck, I need a friend" *he takes off his hat, resting it in front of him on the saddle* "We all need some help somedays, and maybe the toughest thing we can do as men, is to accept it" He flashes a grin, unbelievably pearly whites between strips of coarse skin peppered with stubble. "And that's why I need you to make sure you also use a female condom. I know what you're thinking, gat dang this is basically like a ziploc bag with one of those table top puzzles from the dentist office inside. Hell, you might be right, pardner. But there's only one real puzzle to solve here, and that's love. The solution? Respect and baggies on everyone's junk, now that's... just common sense"
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laserghost posted:Goddamn where's my high-protein all-natural MANOGURT (blackberry flavoured) with enhanced super bacterias I need it to spread on my pecs ASAP Is it just cum?
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Sep 29, 2016 15:30
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a naked man looks into a mirror but the reflection looking back has the word EGO written on his chest. suddenly the mirror shatters and the man himself shatters. BUY CRAZY GLUE
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I WANNA gently caress MY MICROWAVE LUNCH!!!
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Sep 29, 2016 15:58
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A REAL MAN knows he needs tactical action camouflage for everyday operations. That's why we worked with the USMC to bring you an armada of male facial products to ensure that YOU never need to go to Buffalo Wild Wings unprepared. From our "Foundation" line that will smooth your features and make you harder to identify under bar lighting to our "Wolf" line of territorial mouth-markers to use on your dating prey, Manbeline by Maybeline will keep you ready for anything.
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Is your hair long? Don't leave it in dainty girly locks! Tie that poo poo into a MAN SPHERE
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Sep 29, 2016 16:37
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MAN UP ... By buying our diapers...
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Sep 29, 2016 16:42
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a bone to pick posted:MAN UP cool, cake boss really fell from grace here
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Applewhite posted:I'm a hard working American man. I have rock hard muscles and I have rock hard callouses on my feet. This little thing? *holds up dainty pink pedegg* ain't gonna cut it. *tosses pedegg over shoulder* When I'm grinding down my MANLY callouses, I need the all-American grinding power of Colorado flint, powered by a high torque electric engine and spun at 300RPMS. *a shower of sparks explodes from calloused heel as the grinder bears down on it* If you're a real man, you have a real man's callouses, and that means you need the GRINDMAX TURBO. I find these posts good, and more gooder if you read them in Phil Hartman's voice
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Bud K here, with Bud K Blades and Sundry. This my dear friends, is the Omega Five Professional Chain Whip. Look at it. Just look. You feel deadlier just looking at this motherfucker than you most likely have ever felt in your entire miserable life. Designed in collaboration with Belmont Industries, this Star Metal Professional Chain Whip is available in both blessed and unblessed versions depending on your application. Easy to use and very safe, It is recommended to teach children early on so they can properly come to terms with the deadly efficiency they can dispatch foes with during the early parts of their respective hero’s journey. For you the canny and Incredibly attractive customer: Your Price: $39.99 List Price: $57.00 You Save $17.01 (30%)! In Stock! I know I’m insane for these deals right? Award winning quality Reviewed by raul salinas on Jul 31, 2016 5 out of 5  As a master of the whip form I couldn't wait to use this and competition for forms. I have won every exhibition and competition I have taken this to. beware this is deadly in skilled hands, and even deadlier in unskilled hands. Professional Stainless Steel Chain Whip Reviewed by John D on May 29, 2013 4 out of 5 This thing is scary. I love to practice with my swords, knives and other weapons. Not this whip, Yet. I need to figure out how to use it without doing damage to myself. I am convinced that once I do, this will be one serious weapon. Awesome... and ouch... Reviewed by anonymous on Jan 03, 2012 5 out of 5 I received this as a present. It was not sharp so I sharpened the blades myself and started fooling with it. Now i have 13 stitches across my arm. So be careful with this one because if it is sharpened well enough it can tear through flesh like nothing...
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Food you wanna gently caress
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Do you accept the challenge?
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Sep 29, 2016 17:12
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Zzulu posted:Do you accept the challenge? (Everything about it)
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Zzulu posted:Do you accept the challenge? So is he gonna take it or is he trying to give it to someone cause he's gotta small dick?
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