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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I play spelunky, a video game, when I'm a little anxious or stressed in the evening after work.

What about you?

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Go to sleep

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i smoke weed all the time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I jerk off at least 15 times per day.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Smoke the reefer op

I like to lift weights too

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
There's a few scenes in Le Nozze di Figaro that relax me a lot. Or you could uhh... touch your weiner :D

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
tell people online to suck the shits and farts out of my rear end in a top hat

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
exercise and booze, in no particular order

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I don't want to say the ~6 responses thus far are worrying w/r/t the mental health of GBS posters, but I think there should be more to everyones' stress reduction than weed and jerking off.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
I look at porn *while* I jerk off. Plus, I drink.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

My dog likes to stress me out a lot, but also, sometimes I just talk to her and scratch her belly. That's a nice stress reliever.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I take my socks and shoes off and scrunch up my toes on the carpet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

I take my socks and shoes off and scrunch up my toes on the carpet.

John, Bubby, come down here with the rest of us.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I like to practice climbing trees with an axe and wooden platforms so that I'm ready for the old lumberjack off.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
Express my inner turmoil in the sonic vibrations of an acoustic geetar. And crush like 19 beers or so.

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Devise complicated schemes to kill God (different from Dog but similar) and test them till you get it right.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I hurt the feelings of others

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

We should all be so lucky to have his problems.

Fanky Malloons
Aug 21, 2010

Is your social worker inside that horse?
When I have acute anxiety, I list all of the bones in the body and their major identifying landmarks because A) it distracts me, and B) I'm a huge nerd.

Otherwise, for regular type stress, I do yoga and pet cats and eat more gummi bears than is considered healthy because they taste like happiness.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I draw mazes.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBZeWjGjl8

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I post dumb + stuipd poo poo on the 'net for people to see. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram for more quality posting and don't forget....


SMASH
THAT
LIKE
BUTTON

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Snooze Cruise posted:

I draw mazes.

You should post some pictures of them :)

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I don't. I just bottle it all up and it erupts in little bouts of rage, like getting unreasonably angry that my phone freezes for a few seconds.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I like getting hosed up against the wall of a hot shower, letting the water run over me while i feel his facial hair prickle my ear and cheek. his thrusts grow faster and stronger, i can tell hes close, his load erupts all up in my rear end and all over my back. the hot water turning his seed into jellyfish turds.

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Topple the patriarchy.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





I agree, that woman's lack of clothing is problematic now that autumn is upon us. She might catch a cold!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I mostly consume alcohol, mostly.

Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...
I exercise at home or go on a long walk if it's nice outside. Sometimes I'll drink chamomile and read a book, it's all very relaxing. :)

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Drink.

A lot.

Without any thought to consequence.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

You should post some pictures of them :)

mayb.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Reruns of 80s/90s sitcoms calm me down a lot. I watch a lot of Roseanne, Married with Children, Home Improvement, Frasier, etc.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

damnit, i forgot to get rich so I could live by the beach and just go surfing whenever life is getting me down

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Grindr

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Sometimes I put a rag soaked in chloroform over a drifter's mouth before dissolving the body in nitric acid or I watch Seinfeld reruns.

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

i like to watch videos of people dancing with phish jams laid on top of them like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBbdGoLLAIo

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Sometimes i just get a nice hot washcloth and lay it on my face then i make long, exasperated, phlegmy groans for like minutes at a time, and usually after that i feel a little better.

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

HereComesEverybody posted:

i like to watch videos of people dancing with phish jams laid on top of them like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBbdGoLLAIo

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'd say your mom op, but that's more of a big thing I do to reduce stress

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