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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Cinema as a medium has come to a grinding, depressing halt I feel. Whatever has been done has been done and what we get now is cold, damp re-hashes of films nobody wanted to see re-hashed. But therein lies the problem. Nobody wants to see the same old films re-done. They want to see the same old films with a new twist. So what if, Hollywood, you got some Goatse in there? Special editions, remakes, 3Dify them! I don't give a drat so long as I see more Goatse in my films! COME ON, HOLLYWOOD! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?


Conan! What is best in life?
Goatse your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters didn't Goatse him. I wish I could tell you that...

For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a Goatse. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a Goatse was to own the world.

Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Goatse me! I'm here! Goatse me! I'm here! Goatse me NOW!!

I'm gonna make him a Goatse he can't refuse!


Get some Goatse into your favourite films, Goons. Goatse is a dear, old friend and I'm sure he'd appreciate the chuckles. :)

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



only one true remake the requires goatse

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


That movie, the ring. Shot of the well from above, it's his anus. That's a good one, good idea op

Weird, can't see your images op, but they sound really good

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Our goatses are fleeing the country. They’re going to Mexico. They’re going to many other countries. You look at what China is doing to our country in terms of making our goatse. They’re devaluing their goatse, and there’s nobody in our government to goatse them. And we have a very good goatse. And we have a winning fight. Because they’re using our country as a piggy bank to goatse China, and many other countries are doing the same thing.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Goatse is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I'll try and draw a picture of Luke shooting photon torpedoes into an anus when I get home from work.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Drunken Baker posted:

I'll try and draw a picture of Luke shooting photon torpedoes into an anus when I get home from work.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

“Close your eyes. Feel it. The Goatse…it’s always been there. It will guide you.” – Maz Kanata

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

lol

Forget it Jake, it's Goatse...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That movie Stargate but with a butthole.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Someone sticky this thread, I'm on my phone.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Someone sticky this thread, I'm on my phone.

Done. I did it for a day, you can lengthen it later if you want.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
The Men who Stare at Goatse.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

where the photon torpedoes or whatever always weird cones like that or is my mandela effect acting up again?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

holy poo poo that is good

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
My God...it's full of stars...

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eye of Doctor Kirk Johnson. The eye of Kirk Johnson is brown and gigantic — its iris is one yard wide. They look out of no face, but, instead, from a gaping maw which is passed over by a pair of hands — one adorned with a ring. Evidently some wild wag of a porn star set it there to fatten his practice in the borough of Queens, and then sank down himself into eternal blindness, or forgot it and moved away. But his eye, dimmed a little by many paintless days, under sun and rain, brooded on over the solemn dumping ground.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


It's been a while since something really made me laugh, thus is amazing.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
You're a big guy.

For you.

*streeeeeeeeeeeetch*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

That movie Stargate but with a butthole.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

“That’s not how the Goatse works!” – Han Solo

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Roy Butty tears (his butt) in the rain, uhh

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Kirk Johnson: I'll answer the question. You want Goatse?

Facts Are Useless: I think I'm entitled to it.

Kirk Johnson: You want Goatse?!

Facts Are Useless: I want Goatse!

Kirk Johnson: You can't handle Goatse!

FAU, we live in a world that has Goatse, and those Goatse have to be guarded by men with rings. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Useless? I have a greater Goatse than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rectal tearing, and you curse the gaping maw. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Goatse, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my Goatse, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, swallows men.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Snooze Cruise posted:

The Men who Stare at Goatse.


:effort:

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Nice

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Private Hudson: Hey Goatse, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Private Goatse: No. Have you?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


This is brilliant. =)

8 track betamax posted:

where the photon torpedoes or whatever always weird cones like that or is my mandela effect acting up again?

That's how they were when I did a GIS of Star Wars Torpedo Hole.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Raithe
Apr 17, 2008

Don't worry: I've got the moon covered...
Hold on to your butts.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://goatse.info/

Event Horizon

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Requesting that old Apple ad, but with goatse on the screen instead of some Big Brother guy.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

lmao

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

5

I love the goatse man so much. He's brought me so much joy over the years. I wish I had a way to thank him.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
This is good, yes

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