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Cinema as a medium has come to a grinding, depressing halt I feel. Whatever has been done has been done and what we get now is cold, damp re-hashes of films nobody wanted to see re-hashed. But therein lies the problem. Nobody wants to see the same old films re-done. They want to see the same old films with a new twist. So what if, Hollywood, you got some Goatse in there? Special editions, remakes, 3Dify them! I don't give a drat so long as I see more Goatse in my films! COME ON, HOLLYWOOD! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? Conan! What is best in life? Goatse your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters didn't Goatse him. I wish I could tell you that... For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a Goatse. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a Goatse was to own the world. Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Goatse me! I'm here! Goatse me! I'm here! Goatse me NOW!! I'm gonna make him a Goatse he can't refuse! Get some Goatse into your favourite films, Goons. Goatse is a dear, old friend and I'm sure he'd appreciate the chuckles.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:34 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:59 |
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only one true remake the requires goatse
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:04 |
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That movie, the ring. Shot of the well from above, it's his anus. That's a good one, good idea op Weird, can't see your images op, but they sound really good
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:40 |
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Our goatses are fleeing the country. They’re going to Mexico. They’re going to many other countries. You look at what China is doing to our country in terms of making our goatse. They’re devaluing their goatse, and there’s nobody in our government to goatse them. And we have a very good goatse. And we have a winning fight. Because they’re using our country as a piggy bank to goatse China, and many other countries are doing the same thing.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:55 |
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Goatse is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:56 |
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I'll try and draw a picture of Luke shooting photon torpedoes into an anus when I get home from work.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:00 |
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Drunken Baker posted:I'll try and draw a picture of Luke shooting photon torpedoes into an anus when I get home from work.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:41 |
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“Close your eyes. Feel it. The Goatse…it’s always been there. It will guide you.” – Maz Kanata
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:55 |
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lol Forget it Jake, it's Goatse...
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:23 |
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That movie Stargate but with a butthole.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:29 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:43 |
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Someone sticky this thread, I'm on my phone.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:46 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Someone sticky this thread, I'm on my phone. Done. I did it for a day, you can lengthen it later if you want.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:57 |
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The Men who Stare at Goatse.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:00 |
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where the photon torpedoes or whatever always weird cones like that or is my mandela effect acting up again?
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:02 |
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holy poo poo that is good
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:05 |
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My God...it's full of stars...
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:06 |
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But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eye of Doctor Kirk Johnson. The eye of Kirk Johnson is brown and gigantic — its iris is one yard wide. They look out of no face, but, instead, from a gaping maw which is passed over by a pair of hands — one adorned with a ring. Evidently some wild wag of a porn star set it there to fatten his practice in the borough of Queens, and then sank down himself into eternal blindness, or forgot it and moved away. But his eye, dimmed a little by many paintless days, under sun and rain, brooded on over the solemn dumping ground.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:33 |
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It's been a while since something really made me laugh, thus is amazing.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:41 |
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You're a big guy. For you. *streeeeeeeeeeeetch*
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:57 |
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:That movie Stargate but with a butthole.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:03 |
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“That’s not how the Goatse works!” – Han Solo
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:06 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:13 |
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Roy Butty tears (his butt) in the rain, uhh
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:15 |
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Kirk Johnson: I'll answer the question. You want Goatse? Facts Are Useless: I think I'm entitled to it. Kirk Johnson: You want Goatse?! Facts Are Useless: I want Goatse! Kirk Johnson: You can't handle Goatse! FAU, we live in a world that has Goatse, and those Goatse have to be guarded by men with rings. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Useless? I have a greater Goatse than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rectal tearing, and you curse the gaping maw. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Goatse, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my Goatse, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, swallows men.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:20 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:The Men who Stare at Goatse.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:33 |
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Nice
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:35 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:46 |
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Private Hudson: Hey Goatse, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Private Goatse: No. Have you?
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:49 |
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This is brilliant. =) 8 track betamax posted:where the photon torpedoes or whatever always weird cones like that or is my mandela effect acting up again? That's how they were when I did a GIS of Star Wars Torpedo Hole.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:53 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:02 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:02 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:30 |
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Hold on to your butts.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:41 |
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http://goatse.info/ Event Horizon
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:03 |
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Requesting that old Apple ad, but with goatse on the screen instead of some Big Brother guy.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:11 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:33 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:41 |
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5 I love the goatse man so much. He's brought me so much joy over the years. I wish I had a way to thank him.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:48 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:59 |
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This is good, yes
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