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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

YeahTubaMike posted:

Angel Pagan is my husband, and Buster Posey is my best friend. :allears:

Any fan who runs onto the field deserves whatever kind of takedown he gets.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If I"m correct, BAL, TOR, and SF need to lose today and STL and DET (today and tomorrow in the make up game) need to win for maximum possible hilarity tomorrow, right?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

p. nice Wolf Parade ref posted:

I still don't understand how everyone in the Mitchell report was vilified, but Ortiz got a pass on the whole thing. A-Rod was way cooler anyway.

you can get away with literally anything if the right people like you.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Pancakes posted:

I was expecting Bumgarner in the WC game. I think with days off it'd be normal rest for him.

How do you not throw your #1 guy in a do or die game?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Gotta love that the playoff team with the worst run differential is the one that gets home field advantage throughout the entire postseason.

But it makes the All-Star game matter now because Bud Selig got embarrassed!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

artificially stocked lake posted:

Hmm... I refuse to jump on the Cubs bandwagon because lolCubs. Guess I'll go with Toronto or Baltimore.

The other NLDS teams could be The Home for Blind Amputees, The Elderly Nun Hospice, and a team consisting of 25 kids who always get picked last on the playground, and I still would be worried the Cubs would gently caress it up.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Jesus Christ. loving Joe West is the crew chief for the AL WC game/1v4 seed ALDS

I would like to know exactly how many top baseball officials he has naked pictures of in order to a) stay employed this long, and b) work the loving playoffs.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Uh, go Mets I guess??

The Giants just scare the poo poo out of me.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Goodpancakes posted:

I hope Madbum gets mad and starts a couple bench clearing brawls over dumb stuff

All of the Mets should look at him. For the entire game.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

CubsWoo posted:

If this is how you feel about the playoffs why not just wish for the team to sink back into the soft sub-.500 comfort of 2010-2014 among other long stretches of garbage Chicago Cubs baseball instead of all this handwringing about when the other shoe is going to drop

At least then you can just show up to Wrigley, have a few beers and not give a poo poo if Luis Valbuena gets that clutch hit or not

Dude. We're Cubs fans. We're the dog with the rear end in a top hat owner who has kicked us every day. Even though he hasn't in a while, we know it's coming.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Truth.

It's like when people complain about Bartman and how it's proof we are cursed. No it's not a curse, Moises Alou may or may not have a caught that ball but it was the Cubs defense and pitching that gave up 8 runs in an inning.

I honestly don't think Alou catches that ball. Even if he gets it in his glove I think the top of the wall dislodges it on the way down.

No. I blame Alex loving Gonzalez botching a double play grounder, and Dusty Baker for being Dusty Baker.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress.

We're gonna get steamrolled out of the playoffs again.

Mother. Fucker.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Can Bumgarner just tweak a knee or something after the game so he's out for the NLDS but just fine afterwards (like hopefully Spring Training?)

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Spoeank posted:

hmmmmmmmmmm no they are cool

<-- see ya in Chicago, Cubbies

At least let us have a lead for like an inning or so in one of the games? Please??

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
We gotta win both in Wrigley, because if we go back to SF tied or behind, we're hosed.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Colonel Whitey posted:

The Cubs are real good and joking about eybs aside I don't think we can beat them.

but then again EYBS BABY YEAH

Counterpoint: Cubs

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I think I'll put $100 on the Giants. Then I win either way.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dallas Braden looks like a High School band teacher.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The Mets should have looked at him more.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DeepDickPizza posted:

Guys, if Jeff Samardzija is pitching game 2, I'm going to find him Friday night and drag him around to all of his old Wrigleyville haunts and get him piss drunk.

If? I thought it had been set as Cueto/Shark/Madbum in Games 1-3.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

CubsWoo posted:

Arrieta had the best 2nd half since the deadball era last year and went into the NLDS allowing 0 ER in his last 31 IP including a CGSO in the NLWCG and ended up with the following lines:

NLDS G3: 5.2 IP 5H 4R 4ER 9K 2BB, bailed out by offense hitting 6 home runs in one game

NLCS G2: 5 IP 4H 4R 4ER 8K 2BB, not bailed out by anyone because the 2015 Cubs couldn't hit power pitching

He was also suprisingly average his last 16 starts of this regular season, posting a 4.44 ERA. We'd be better off with Lackey in Game 3.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

shadok posted:

Rangers-Jays.



Both of them are Joey Batista?

Yeah, I went there.....

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DannoMack posted:

Like every other Jays game I've ever been to there have been drunk racist homophobic things yelled at outfielders and/or fights. Last season I saw a group of guys in the 500s yelling at a family of German tourists (who looked displeased that the dudes were passing a blunt back and forth over their young son's head) for being too stupid and poor to buy better seats for their kid. Blue Jays fans are the worst anyway, and American sports media running with the whole "the atmosphere in Rogers Centre is UNREAL" thing is just emboldening the dummies. But also..


There's a team in the playoffs with a literal racist caricature as their logo and fans who dress up in red face at games. People are lovely and racist and pinning it on just one bad apple or just one bad fanbase every time this happens is just an easy copout.

I don't really follow the Indians, but don't they have the C on their caps and jerseys now instead of the "Indian"? I thought they were trying to kind of distance themselves from that logo.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

um it's very relevant that he was good against the angels, padres, and athletics tyvm

AND that no-hitter last year.

IN CALIFORNIA

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

:lol: if you think Arrieta is going to outduel post season MadBum at AT&T.

Double LOL if you think the Cubs sweep this poo poo.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DeepDickPizza posted:

Demp and Woody. :allears:

And I'm glad Almora made the roster. I think his defense will be nice to have. Wish Fat Trevor made it, although I guess there really isn't anyone to put him in over. I just like him.

I hope Dempster doesn't do his "guy doing an impression of a guy doing an impression of Harry Caray."

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DeepDickPizza posted:

I hope he does just because it makes everyone so unreasonably upset.

I'm not offended by it. It's just stupid and not funny.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Samardzija finally got that play off start in Wrigley he whined and cried his eyes out about never getting when he was with the Cubs.

I hope he enjoyed it. :unsmigghh:

Be careful what you wish for.

Also I'm glad we have the breathing room going to SF. I've conceded game 3 to the baseball pitching god that is Madison Bumgarner.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

CubsWoo posted:



Kyle Hendricks: Pitcher, or ISIS propaganda video puppet?

Ten bucks says he's being held at gunpoint off camera.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
It can't go back to Chicago.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Oct 9, 2016

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Koopa Kid posted:

Beer cans were also like $11 last time I was at the Skydome so maybe it's for the best

Yeah but that's like 2.83 American.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Timby posted:

Has there been any further word on Hendricks' arm injury?

I would think at this point no news is good news. Maddon said he was day-to-day and x-rays were negative, so it sounds like he'll be ok once the swelling goes down. He won't pitch til probably at least Game 2 of the NLCS anyway (assuming we get there) so he's got a week or so yet.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

shadok posted:

The Jays are exclusively broadcast on SportsNet, a premium cable channel that belongs to Rogers (which also owns the Blue Jays and the stadium they play in).

Synergy!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Jays/Indigenous Peoples would be a pretty cool ALCS.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

NiceGuy posted:

Is it too much to ask that professional athletes be shouted down at for their awful opinions? A dream for the future

Er well I guess when 50% of the fandom have awful opinions as well, you get a warped perception of what is awful :sigh:

Everyone has the right to awful opinions.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

shadok posted:

The Blue Jays have now given baseball the two most exciting 2016 playoff games so far, the ALWC and the ALDS winner. Are you not entertained?

Cubs/Jays would be The Best World Series.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm at the point now where I'd take 4 years of Trump for a Cubs World Series victory

A Cubs World Series victory is a sign of the end of times, so a Trump Presidency would be a given in that scenario.

At least the regular season was fun. Seig Heil, Fuhrer Trump!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

NiceGuy posted:

I'm sad about the Sox getting swept and all but honestly I'm way more sad about David Ortiz having played his last game.


edit: vvv cmon dude we named a bridge after a dominican guy what more do you want!!!

It's at least nice that he got to say goodbye at Fenway.

CLE/TOR could be one hell of a drat series. I'm looking forward to it.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If we win tonight I cannot describe how relieved I'll be. The Dodgers and Nats, while both good, don't scare me nearly as much as the Giants.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

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Popete posted:

I am stunned, I can't believe what happened. The Cubs offense looked anemic all night and then it clicked. What an incredible finish.

Didn't they say this was the largest 9th inning comeback in a clinching game in postseason history?

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