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It's October. This is where the bad teams you probably don't like get eliminated, and where the bad team you like makes the playoffs. EAST: Toronto and the New Yorks are in and squabbling over the play-in byes. RBNY are infected with choke. Montreal and Philadelphia are still imploding. DC got hot just in time to save Ben Olsen's job. Orlando is the biggest choking poo poo clogger team in the world. gently caress them. WEST: Dallas is on pace to Do The Double. LA still has the stink of scuppered expectations upon them. Seattle and Portland are fighting to the death to be the least bad in Cascadia. No one cares about RSL. Colorado has coasted on that red hot spring. Quakes are awful and calling the cops on their own fans. Vancouver hopes to be taken seriously one day. Bump this thread when soccer is on.
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The Union have goaled in NJ
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Oct 2, 2016 00:23
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That wasn't exactly the best goal I've ever seen. Nor is it the funniest. But it was good, and funny, to me.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:24
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That was certainly a thing from Blake
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Oct 2, 2016 00:27
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Jersey look sloppy. South Jersey look shambolic.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:34
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Great save and then kills a dude. A+ goalying
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Oct 2, 2016 00:36
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~~~concussion~~~
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Oct 2, 2016 00:38
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I don't think I've ever seen a reaction like that from getting your head sandwiched. Josh Yaro just collapsed in a heap and I'm a bit 
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Oct 2, 2016 00:39
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When does Giovinco come back
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Eyup. Union haven't been in the game for about 30 minutes.
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Oct 2, 2016 00:53
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DC - Toronto has been insanely bad and boring so far
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Oct 2, 2016 00:56
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Oct 2, 2016 01:14
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Birnbaum just got bossed by Jozy, this game sucks
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Oct 2, 2016 01:16
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Just kidding this game is good, and that DC goal was hilarious
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Oct 2, 2016 01:18
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When Jozy Altidore got outrun by Nick DeLeon of all loving people, I knew I was in for a good night with my football and my friends online.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:21
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Pontius equalizes against the run of play.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:24
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Robles looked really bad there which is rare
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Oct 2, 2016 01:25
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Relegate Chicago to USL ffs
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Oct 2, 2016 01:31
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The second act of Chris Pontius' career is genuinely nice to see. Good dude getting a new lease on life.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:31
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Fucitol posted:Relegate Chicago to USL ffs Or just contract them from the league. 6 of one imo
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Oct 2, 2016 01:34
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Dax Motherfuckin' McCarty.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:35
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Shrapnig posted:Dax Motherfuckin' McCarty. Remember way back when we traded you McCarty for DeRo straight up We got an MVP for two years. Y'all got a captain for six.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:37
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hang up yer fucken cleats if justin meram threads one through your "quality" keeper.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:47
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Against my better judgement I'm watching Columbus-Chicago Lmao a goal as I type this gently caress off
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Oct 2, 2016 01:47
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but seriously delete chicago from this dumb rear end league
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Oct 2, 2016 01:49
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Fucitol posted:but seriously Agreed, promote Indy XI
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Oct 2, 2016 01:50
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I hate Luke Mishu. He can't pass, can't shoot, defends poorly, gets completely embarrassed by players of any quality, and will probably end up being a key cog for MLS Minnesota or something edit gently caress ME HE CAN'T EVEN DO A THROW IN WELL
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Oct 2, 2016 01:51
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gently caress the fact we got rid of DD Pappa and Neagle for loving Valdez.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:52
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I want to buy Lamar Neagle lunch. Reasonably priced. Sufficiently filling.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:54
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lmao a duka goal lmao
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Oct 2, 2016 01:55
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i want a godamn steve clark goal chicago delenda est
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Oct 2, 2016 01:58
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Remember way back when we traded you McCarty for DeRo straight up Feels good man.
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Ugh I keep forgetting Sabo is on this team, and every time I'm reminded I get a little mad
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camoseven posted:Ugh I keep forgetting Sabo is on this team, and every time I'm reminded I get a little mad Just think to yourself that every time they put in Sabo, they're not putting in Alhaji "Could Die On A Pitch At Any Moment" Kamara.
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Just think to yourself that every time they put in Sabo, they're not putting in Alhaji "Could Die On A Pitch At Any Moment" Kamara. That would be more exciting than anything Sabo's gonna do on the pitch at this point in his career...
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Oct 2, 2016 02:24
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I think it's almost time for my yearly "Guys, I don't think Chicago is going to make the playoffs" joke post.
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Oct 2, 2016 02:30
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Holy loving poo poo DC have won three in a row, their second road win all year, and are now fourth in the East. Columbus are eliminated from playoff contention with a Montreal win OR draw. Orlando are eliminated from playoff contention if they lose to Montreal tomorrow. This league is loving stupid as hell most of the time but I'll be damned if playoff season isn't the loving best part.
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Oct 2, 2016 02:33
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My body is ready... for playoff soccer at RFK
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Oct 2, 2016 02:34
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None of you are watching LAG@FCD, but Zimmerman just hit a delightful haystack header into the corner while Steven "The Disease" Gerrard simply stared at this loving nobody blowing by him to ensure his team won't get near a trophy. Dallas might legit do the North American Treble. Aren't they in the running for CCL too?
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Tied on points but #1 on GD in their group. One game left and it's against the team they're tied with, but it's in Guatemala. Now would you count this CCL or the next one in regards to the treble?
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