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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Holy gently caress howdoyoumissthat

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Seltzer posted:

3-0 the most dangerous loving scoreline

Conceding 69 late goals is what the Red Bulls do.

loving would have walked the Supporters Shield if not for that.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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1st in the East, golden boot winner, never in doubt.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And the East playoff field is set with NE's loss.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Paddyb posted:

Holy gently caress howdoyoumissthat

Took a deflection. It looked like a sitter live but the GK got a hand to it and altered the path.

And hey, this win guarantees Chicago will not finish with the lowest single-season point total in club history.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Good poo poo Chicago, I enjoyed that for once

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Dallas is going to beat the poo poo out of Seattle today and the Rapids will get a draw in Portland and I'm going to be really sad about it.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

And the East playoff field is set with NE's loss.

I lied. NE can still grab the sixth seed if Philly loses (NYR) and NE wins (MTL)...by 12+ goals.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

I lied. NE can still grab the sixth seed if Philly loses (NYR) and NE wins (MTL)...by 12+ goals.

I remember this very situation in 2013 with the Rapids.

And then you emerald shits clobbered them in the knockout round :smith:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm glad every team I wanted to lose so far today either lost or tied.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
me irl

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Cold, smooth, and lacking any discernible genitalia? Must be a supporter of a Cascadia team.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Shrapnig posted:

Cold, smooth, and lacking any discernible genitalia? Must be a supporter of a Cascadia team.

Mountain Time is God's time. Don't lump me in with those green twats.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seattle goal whistled off for a non-existant foul and Portland earns a PK for a handball. Lame lame lame

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Mother. Fucker.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
MOTHER FUCKERS

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Star Man posted:

MOTHER FUCKERS

That was preeeeeeeetty blatant there

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
TIM HOWARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
TIMMY!

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

That was preeeeeeeetty blatant there

I don't disagree. But Howard saved it, so I still believe a draw can be gotten out of this.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm okay with this.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Halftime. DRINK DRINK DRINK

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Watching Seahawks and Sounders at the same time is difficult. So far so good though.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Lotta nervous Rapids fans and about 3/4 of the FO here in Portland.

Were either of the penalties actually penalties? I couldn't tell from the top corner. Hell of a save by Howard on the second one though.

Also Go Sounders Go.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

DR AIDS posted:

Watching Seahawks and Sounders at the same time is difficult. So far so good though.

What up multi-tasking buddy? :respek:

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Lotta nervous Rapids fans and about 3/4 of the FO here in Portland.

Were either of the penalties actually penalties? I couldn't tell from the top corner. Hell of a save by Howard on the second one though.

Second one definitely was (tug on the jersey). Don't remember the first.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol

"one man is not a wall"
Paul Scholes

https://twitter.com/totalmls/status/787778598996500480

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

That is a particularly short one man, too. Still a great shot.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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"are colorado rapids the leicester city of MLS"?

No, no they are not

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
You know, Conor Doyle isn't very good.

Like, he was half decent as a winger last year for DC, but that's only because he finally scored a couple goals from there. He's tall, the girls think he's pretty. That's about all he's good for.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Penalty kick aside, the Rapids can defend like crazy. But we sure as poo poo can't score to save our lives.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


That's incredibly bad goalkeeping.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Weak rear end foul call gives Dallas a goal. Bullshit.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I'm no expert on soccer, but Pablo only making one substitution this whole game might be a factor in why the Rapids couldn't get a draw out of it.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Star Man posted:

I'm no expert on soccer, but Pablo only making one substitution this whole game might be a factor in why the Rapids couldn't get a draw out of it.

Pablo loving up his substitutions leading to a draw? What? And probably costing the Rapids a trophy?

How new and unusual! :sigh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sorry the refs hosed us out of a win there Star Man.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

Sorry the refs hosed us out of a win there Star Man.

I'm more upset with Pablo than Seattle right now hth

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

This is why are team is screwed, we got rid of our garbagemen who could sometimes play well and replaced them with worse foreign garbagemen who get injured, ~progress~.

Honestly though ever since Dempsey left the side we have been playing on borrowed time.

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