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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
dan is currently coaching marshall and won't be at rockets games, i would never call someone a goofy name without doing due diligence.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Jimmy Harden has looked excellent running the Rockets offense

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Brandon Jennings is kind of awesome. I need a gif of Jennings clap

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Darraun Hilliard and Stanley Johnson look decent against the Spurs. Andre's got more touch on his hook shot

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Lockback posted:

Brandon Jennings is kind of awesome. I need a gif of Jennings clap

The world will know... soon ...

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dejan Bimble posted:

Darraun Hilliard and Stanley Johnson look decent against the Spurs. Andre's got more touch on his hook shot

I think Stanley Johnson is going to be good

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

NickRoweFillea posted:

I think Stanley Johnson is going to be good

IF HE CUT HIS DANGED HAIR

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dejan Bimble posted:

IF HE CUT HIS DANGED HAIR

Coach Nick will save the NBA from the Odell Beckham Jr. look

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

NickRoweFillea posted:

Coach Nick will save the NBA from the Odell Beckham Jr. look

Actually, the hair thing is homegrown and we're the pioneers. And the guy who made the video.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Cool Buff Man posted:

Actually, the hair thing is homegrown and we're the pioneers. And the guy who made the video.

SAS is constantly on the forefront of NBA style and substance

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Mo Speights is a fun player to have

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

straight up brolic posted:

Mo Speights is a fun player to have

I'll thank you to refer to them in the plural. Mo Speights'

Smellyhead
Jun 20, 2003
Cabbages smell funny too.
Can anyone tell me why Shelvin Mack is still a thing?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Smellyhead posted:

Can anyone tell me why Shelvin Mack is still a thing?

He lives in a spoonerism house called the Melvin Shack

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

NickRoweFillea posted:

He lives in a spoonerism house called the Melvin Shack

OH WORD SON
Apr 21, 2006
Blazers playing tonight!

Yesssssssssss

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

OH WORD SON posted:

Blazers playing tonight!

Yesssssssssss

lol

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

They have new commentators now! Could be worth checking out.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Kibner posted:

They have new commentators now! Could be worth checking out.

Hahah, I just thought "Yesssssssssssssssss" was an endearing way to show excitement for your team.

Never actually heard their broadcast team before. Did they have some ridiculous homers?

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
Yes, but also did it in an understated way most of the time so you couldn't even laugh at them. Though one of them did get ejected from a game after trying to fight a ref, iirc.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Beasley's role in Milwaukee seems clear, take the bailout midrange shot or floater after MCW fucks up a possession

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Kibner posted:

Yes, but also did it in an understated way most of the time so you couldn't even laugh at them. Though one of them did get ejected from a game after trying to fight a ref, iirc.

That's awful. I deal with Tommy for home games and at least you can laugh at that

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Thon Maker looks so lost when it comes to anticpating the angle of a rebound, of guessing the direction of a pass, but drat he makes threes like nothing

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Malcom Brogdon is a poor man's Khris Middleton

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Greg Monroe looks like a man with a burden

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Greg Monroe looks like a man with a burden

Monroe's Burden sounds like a wartime classic in the making

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Cool Buff Man posted:

Monroe's Burden sounds like a wartime classic in the making

monroe's burden, a history of the maginot line in wwii

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
It's clearly about the trials and tribulations of Monroe defending the paint.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Thon Maker being good would be both funny and good

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

After being smeared by loving NBA infowars

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
more seven footers who can make three pointers is good.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

straight up brolic posted:

After being smeared by loving NBA infowars

Don't rewrite history
NBA infowars revealed his true age but remained intrigued by his potential

Everyone was surprised by him being picked at 10 though

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
i thought his age was never proven conclusively

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

chunkles posted:

i thought his age was never proven conclusively

Three separate people who attended the same religious high school as him in australia posted their yearbooks and class of xx photos

His handler is a guy who's been involved with messing with African prospects ages before

The proof was pretty clear

He went to high school twice, but he got really good at shooting jumpers while he was doing it. His THON MAKER 8TH GRADE SENSATION video would have been him as an 18 or 19 year old

Shabazz lied about his age and he's a solid NBA player, it's alright, but it's true

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

He was on the radar of my college team recruiting for a long time. He's surprisingly skilled at some things and totally inept at other things. It's like a sixteen year old who can land a helicopter but is clueless at a four-way intersection.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
in that case i want to go back to my 8th grade ymca team and gently caress some poo poo up

i'd probably get owned

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So wait how old is he right now?


Also gently caress not televising The Process

kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Oct 12, 2016

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

kiimo posted:

So wait how old is he right now?
Do you take the blue pill or the red pill?

Smellyhead
Jun 20, 2003
Cabbages smell funny too.
Is there a bucks game on today that i'm not seeing somewhere?

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

kiimo posted:

So wait how old is he right now?


Also gently caress not televising The Process

Early 20sish.

And yes. Evidently The Process will not be televised.

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