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Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Aw man after that amazing series of stories (some heartwarming) I don't really want to eat anyone. Any chance I can wrangle them all and tie their cute tails into a single knot to create a rat king of badassery/crazy/cute/delicious lookings? I gather the rats probably wouldn't agree but I guess rat-tie together as many as I can get?

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Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Hm... ok in that case K. rat-king the following rats in this order of priority:

Dove
Angel
Nixon
Ratford
Biter
Eater
Bailey
Jester


I've got four days of food and only one circle of rat-friends. Of the two I know which one I'm eating first. I liked Dove and Angel the most because they kept an envelope safe/asked nicely. You know how hard it is for a rat not to gnaw on things?

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Dove you clever little fucker :argh:

AD If Jester wants to play hardball then fine. No laughing for anyone.

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
I mean, I gotta know! FGK

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART

The way this is headed I think I want to drive our new pal Jįrnhildur into things gently instead of directly carving out her soul. Maybe encouraging her enjoyment of random acts of quirky spite will do that?

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
H
Jb

After a hard morning of drinking, might as well try to do something right and following the proper procedures.

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Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Dang we should have totally jumped ship to that guy's heart and hollowed him out as a disposable ride/strip mined him for nuggets.

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