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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I am finding the fact the other girls are having to watch this at a fake loving bus stop.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Oh god...

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
it looks like they're presenting in a specsavers

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Jessica might be the first person to actually refer to it as a 'task' and not try to have a pretence of REAL COMPANY PITCHING HERE IGNORE THE BBC LOL

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
:siren: bad pitch :siren:

And he wasn't even doing the pitch.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
I quite like the jeans tube :colbert: Although comparing it to a diamond is a bit much.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Oh god I'd leave the country if that was me.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Think the boys are hosed eh that was a car crash. And how was their advert worse than the girls wtf.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Gonna give it to the girls

So the boys will win

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.
I think the men are less terrible in what they've done but their pitch may have hosed it.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

How is that even a commercial. On a basic level it doesn't do anything.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



"Your task is to sell Japanese denim."

"WHY ARE YOU BANGING ON ABOUT JAPAN IN YOUR JAPANESE DENIM ADVERT NO ONE GIVES A gently caress!"

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
This is some top quality boardroom trolling from Sralan imo

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
He's saying the Japanese aspect wasn't important but when they were given the drat things that was the THING ...JAPANESE DENIM ffs




Oh my god he's pissed lol.

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.
Sugars gonna fire everyone, both teams are coming back.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Glasgow woman has permanent shite-smelling face.

"GERTATA MAH PUB BOARDROOM"

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



This is so loving transparent...

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I don't like the blonde woman, what's with the voice... There might be more than one, not sure. The super blonde one,.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Finally glad for no arbitrary winner.

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.
The women's PM is going to cry so much in the boardroom and is going to go.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
Ahh at least that one woman at the end there had some sense.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Natalie's got a face like loving thunder. I hope she stays anaw, she's gonnae fuckin malky some shitebag.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
JD looks like one of those guys that sells meat from a trailer at the market.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Steve2911 posted:

This is so loving transparent...

The winners award couldn't get any cheaper so they did this.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mass executions wont get better than this

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That PM woman speaking sounds like the sound the voice on the phone makes in old cartoons.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Khablam posted:

The winners award couldn't get any cheaper so they did this.

They're saving up the Curly Wurlys till next week.


Bahaha 'baptising a cat' got a chuckle from me.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I love Karen's cutting questions.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Khablam posted:

I love Karen's cutting questions.

She's awful as a human though which makes it less entertaining.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
TYPICAL ANTI-SCOTTISH BBC BIAS

How was that not a double firing? What a load of poo poo.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Natalie was busting for a pish, then.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


The only normal person who left that boardroom was Phil Mitchell Jnr.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
THE BIG K MAN STAYS IN THE GAME

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

onoflalks posted:

TYPICAL ANTI-SCOTTISH BBC BIAS

How was that not a double firing? What a load of poo poo.

I'm surprised they didn't subtitle her tbh.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Candy task should end with a member of the public dying, cant wait

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

crispix posted:

I'm surprised they didn't subtitle her tbh.

Och awa an dinnae talk pish

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
Cooking tasks always go well

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

rear end cobra posted:

Candy task should end with a member of the public dying, cant wait

They're making rock. Either somebody dying or three of the contestants in hospital with third degree burns.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

J.D. looking awfully like he wanted to smack someone in that taxi there.

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Scant Consolation
Sep 4, 2006
Good Egg
Is it possible that Natalie is the dimmest candidate ever?

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