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Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!
I'll admit it, I still buy the PWI 500 every year. The Apter mags are a guilty pleasure. Is PWI the only one left? Is it the only magazine or major wrestling news outlet that still treats kayfabe as (mostly) sacred?

The 500 is just plain fun, pretending that one wrestler's win loss record makes them better than another one. Or checking around the 100-200 range to see which wrestlers might make the leap to the big leagues and possibly the Top 50 next year. Which crazy unknown names are padding out the bottom 50. Guys that are wrestling for 20 people in a barbed wire match for $25 a night. Which grizzled veterans are lurking near the bottom, too proud or stupid to hang up their boots. Which unknown in the 400s is going to shoot up into the Top 50 in five years.

Roman Reigns was number one this year, for better of for worst

Here's the Top 25 for 2016

1) Roman Reigns
2) Kazuchika Okada
3) Finn Bálor
4) A.J. Styles
5) Jay Lethal
6) Kevin Owens
7) Shinsuke Nakamura
8) Seth Rollins
9) Dean Ambrose
10) John Cena
11) Drew Galloway
12) Tetsuya Naito
13) Roderick Strong
14) Samoa Joe
15) Ricochet
16) Will Ospreay
17) Sheamus
18) Michael Elgin
19) Brock Lesnar
20) Ethan Carter III
21) Chris Jericho
22) The Miz
23) Kenny Omega
24) Bobby Lashley
25) Kalisto

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Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof
but more importantly where is jervis

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Here's the bottom 25 as well, I've always loved the names at the other end of the list. Someone else can fill out the creamy middle.

476 Brandon Scott
477 Jake O'Reilly
478 George Gatton
479 Cory Kastle
480 Leon St. Giovanni
481 N8 Mattson
482 Mr. Juicy
483 Artemis Spencer
484 Anthony Henry
485 The Space Monkey
486 Anthony Darko
487 Will Calrissian
488 John Campbell
489 Chrisifix
490 Raphael King
491 Coconut Jones
492 Brandon Thurston
493 Jonny Puma
494 Mattick
495 Chris Perish
496 Frankie Feathers
497 Thomas Brewington
498 Wolfgang Danger
499 Eric Emanon
500 Timmy Lou Retton


Capsaicin posted:

but more importantly where is jervis
439, just below Johnny Devine


Full list for those curious:
http://www.profightdb.com/pwi-500/2016.html

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
King Cuerno with the distinction of being the only guy on the list twice this year

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Chrisifix is such a great name

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

It's me I'm Cocoanut Jones

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Surprised to see Kalisto in the top 25, given how they 50/50'd his US title reign and then basically forgot about him the rest of the year.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I'm pissed they don't have Hoodslam golden gig Champion Drugs Bunny on there

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Kalisto

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Where's James Ellsworth/Pretty Jimmy?

And I can't BELIEVE Wolfgang Danger is number 498! He's a 372 at LEAST!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm here to say the guy somewhere between 200-300 has a very funny name, and is me.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


"Big League" John McChesney, champion of the local fed here, looks exactly how you'd expect and is one slot better than Bull Dempsey. gently caress Bull Dempsey.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Benne posted:

Surprised to see Kalisto in the top 25, given how they 50/50'd his US title reign and then basically forgot about him the rest of the year.

PWI rocks around the clock from June to June.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Does PWI not include women on their list?

Fearless_Decoy
Sep 27, 2001

You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Does PWI not include women on their list?
They've got a separate list for them, not sure when it comes out.

rappinrodney.ogg
Apr 24, 2009
where's shockwave the loving robot at

if shockwave the robot cant make the pwi every year i don't want to live anymore

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



rappinrodney.ogg posted:

where's shockwave the loving robot at

if shockwave the robot cant make the pwi every year i don't want to live anymore

Mr Ooh La La

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I hear Kalisto got extra points for doing a good lucha thing woo goddamn

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I know PWI basically jerked itself off with "this list will make you mad!!!!!!" bullshit this year and whatever but I take more issue with EC3 or loving Sheamus being above Kenny Omega than anything else. What the gently caress did Sheamus do this year???

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MinibarMatchman posted:

I know PWI basically jerked itself off with "this list will make you mad!!!!!!" bullshit this year and whatever but I take more issue with EC3 or loving Sheamus being above Kenny Omega than anything else. What the gently caress did Sheamus do this year???

Sheamus was Undisputed WWE Champion.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Sheamus was Undisputed WWE Champion.

shows how memorable that was because I completely forgot about that

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Dario the Wop posted:

Here's the bottom 25 as well, I've always loved the names at the other end of the list. Someone else can fill out the creamy middle.

484 Anthony Henry

This guy is fuckin great

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

This list is garbage it doesn't even have Big Daddy Yum Yum

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Hace posted:

Kalisto

:sbahj:

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

quote:

25) Kalisto
...
27) Hiroshi Tanahashi

I mean, at least PRETEND you're not trolling everybody.

81sidewinder
Sep 8, 2014

Buying stocks on the day of the crash

MinibarMatchman posted:

I know PWI basically jerked itself off with "this list will make you mad!!!!!!" bullshit this year and whatever but I take more issue with EC3 or loving Sheamus being above Kenny Omega than anything else. What the gently caress did Sheamus do this year???

Kenny's biggest accomplishment wasn't during this 'year' of the PWI 500.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames


Glad to know they've caught up to Virtua Fighter graphics.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I've never actually seen him wrestle but I went to high school with David Starr and he's a nice guy so it's cool to see him on this list

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Where is Aron Rex?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Sticky Nate posted:

Where is Aron Rex?

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
How did Mecha Mummy stack up??

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