Marissa Mayer is FUCKED

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Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

wait how did marissa screw up at Google? I just know that her career had just kind of plateaued

# ? Oct 9, 2016 06:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:59

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

indigi posted:

it isn't a Tingle reference u nub

might as well be fucker

# ? Oct 9, 2016 06:25

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

no, turn left YOSPOS, nooooooooooooo

# ? Oct 9, 2016 07:00

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Marissa, when the stocks fell.

# ? Oct 9, 2016 09:30

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Sagebrush posted:

M*rissa M*yer Gets hosed By Her NOT Failing Company

# ? Oct 9, 2016 09:33

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Reading the thread title makes me horny

# ? Oct 9, 2016 09:41

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

spankmeister posted:

Marissa, when the stocks fell.

# ? Oct 9, 2016 18:02

DaTroof: Nov 16, 2000; CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

A Pinball Wizard posted:

80% male leadership: nothing wrong here, we couldn't find any qualified women, stop playing victim you feminazi
80% female leadership: *an entire river of male tears flows from the front doors of Yahoo headquarters, down the street and into the gutter*

# ? Oct 10, 2016 00:32

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

The Management posted:

my dumb friend has worked at yahoo for over a decade (left a short time ago) and he's very angry about marissa. he should be angry at himself for not leaving years earlier.

The username/av/post combo right here :five:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 00:58

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

Also, I'm looking forward to Marisa doing a Fiorina in 2020

# ? Oct 10, 2016 00:59

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

vodkat posted:

Also, I'm looking forward to Marisa doing a Fiorina in 2020

maybe an ariana huffington

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:03

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

vodkat posted:

Also, I'm looking forward to Marisa doing a Fiorina in 2020

# ? Oct 10, 2016 05:48

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

mayer/holmes 2020

# ? Oct 10, 2016 07:48

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

ivory Yahoo! towers

# ? Oct 10, 2016 21:59

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

# ? Oct 22, 2016 09:56

mystes: May 31, 2006

Sweevo posted:

who the gently caress still uses yahoo?

Well if you don't keep using it they'll give your email address to someone else.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 13:20

netw1z: Oct 19, 2008; . . .

BONGHITZ posted:

i mean, i'm sure she got where she is on merit alone.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:15

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

netw1z posted:

i mean, i'm sure she got where she is on merit alone.

What does that mean

# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:34

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

most fortune 500 companies ultimately choose their CEO by way of a watermelon eating contest

# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:40

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

netw1z posted:

i mean, i'm sure she got where she is on merit alone.

lol all whitegirl same, right?

# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:45

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

this thread still fails to deliver. mods please gas and ban the op

# ? Oct 23, 2016 00:03

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

spankmeister posted:

Marissa, when the stocks fell.

# ? Oct 23, 2016 02:49

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

Blue Train posted:

most fortune 500 companies ultimately choose their CEO by way of a watermelon eating contest

would explain a lot

# ? Oct 23, 2016 03:33

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmmihjXmDL4

# ? Oct 23, 2016 03:59

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

her laugh is seriously so bad, I've never heard anything like it

# ? Oct 23, 2016 04:47

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmmihjXmDL4

# ? Oct 23, 2016 05:53

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

atomicthumbs posted:

What does that mean

chances are you'll never know

# ? Oct 23, 2016 06:00

Otaku Alpha Male: Nov 11, 2012; bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

netw1z posted:

i mean, i'm sure she got where she is on merit alone.

atomicthumbs posted:

What does that mean

Its a metaphor for how shes exploiting Yahoo

# ? Oct 23, 2016 11:20

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmmihjXmDL4

everything marissa mayer did at yahoo still makes more sense than how the big bang theory lasted so long

# ? Oct 23, 2016 13:34

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

everything marissa mayer did at yahoo still makes more sense than how the big bang theory lasted so long

diagnosis rates for autism over the past 10 years have increased dramatically, so the big bang theory gives ~*normies*~ a friendly ~*aspie*~ character to laugh at and hope their hosed up child/sibling/friend could be

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Big Bang Theory is an autism minstrel show

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:28

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Big Bang theory is nerd blackface.

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:33

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

it isn't nerds, though. nerds like that haven't existed in a long tiem.

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:40

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Regardless of what you think it means, I think everyone can agree that those are some weak-rear end jokes

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:42

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

yeah they might as well flash "JOKE INCOMING" on the screen during every labored setup

and every punchline is so obvious I don't understand how it makes anyone laugh

# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:42