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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sin Cara with a deadlift power bomb. Owns.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
What is this music.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Oh christ, Mick is going full Don Cherry

bartok
May 10, 2006



Chokes McGee posted:

My favorite Goldberg story is how he speared Bret Hart while Bret was wearing a steel plate as a gimmick, and he legitimately knocked himself out.

Apocryphal, maybe, but it sure is funny!

That is loving hilarious! He also knocked himself out when he missed a spear on DDP at Halloween Havoc.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chokes McGee posted:

Damien Sandow got a lot more flippy

Aron Rex

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Delsaber posted:

Oh christ, Mick is going full Don Cherry

He doesn't have the ugly dog yet...

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Whatever happened to Kalisto??

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

ugh, more mick and steph. They are worse than the worst stuff on tna.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
His custom suit doesn't fit.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jiro posted:

Whatever happened to Kalisto??

Injured and on Smackdown

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Jiro posted:

Whatever happened to Kalisto??

He wanted to focus on his solo career and then he died.

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010

Jiro posted:

Whatever happened to Kalisto??

Injured.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I like how a gimmick made for Mistico ended up getting Hunico over instead.

I like Hunico. I don't care who knows it. :colbert:

Rhonne posted:

Crowd seemed into by the end.

Yeah. All they need is time to recognize all these guys on sight. The actual matches themselves will take care of that.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
O GOOD MORE STEPHANIE


*insert gif of Ralph Wiggum turning the knob to "no" and sobbing*

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chokes McGee posted:

I like how a gimmick made for Mistico ended up getting Hunico over instead.

I like Hunico. I don't care who knows it. :colbert:


Yeah. All they need is time to recognize all these guys on sight. The actual matches themselves will take care of that.

Hunico is good.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
He was supposed to fight Corbin at Summerslam, but he was injured. That's the last we've heard of him. Only time he's been on TV at all since was in the audience of the CWC finals.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok posted:

Injured and on Smackdown

I see Sin Cara successfully transferred the curse before they split up.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

gorilla glue my eyes shut, as well as the side of my head to the road, and do the extremely "run over" move, on my head, using a heavy suv or truck

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

That is loving hilarious! He also knocked himself out when he missed a spear on DDP at Halloween Havoc.

My least favorite story is him kicking Bret Hart in the head so hard he died :smith:

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Chokes McGee posted:

My least favorite story is him kicking Bret Hart in the head so hard he died :smith:

should have kicked the susan g komen org AND DID I MENTION IT'S A SCAM THIS WEEK

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Chokes McGee posted:

My favorite Goldberg story is how he speared Bret Hart while Bret was wearing a steel plate as a gimmick, and he legitimately knocked himself out.

Apocryphal, maybe, but it sure is funny!

Well then, I guess Bret's claim that he never hurt anyone in the ring is bullshit!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

RacistGuidingLight posted:

He's smiling in his twitter av.

Photoshop

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

He wanted to focus on his solo career and then he died.

He just wanted to do good.... good lucha things goddammit wooo!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Aaaand I'm out

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

:ughh:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
there'a two more hours of this show

I'm gonna go play video games

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

shut up about the loving suit already i see it too

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Thank you, Steph, for single handedly bringing us the next step in the Divas Revolution

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
People in the 2080's are going to look back at our commercials and wonder why all the music was some lyrical guitar/ukulele and clapping and/or snapping.

I will look up at them from my crusty nursing bed home, slipping off my VR headset and say "Susan Korman was a scam"
and then the headset will slip from my fingers, smashing to the floor.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Big Queefy posted:

ugh, more mick and steph. They are worse than the worst stuff on tna.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Time for some Fast 'n Loud about now

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I very much doubt that Hell in a Cell will be half as good as No Mercy, Steph.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Sweet jammies Mick

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

oh poo poo they're gonna headline the PPV

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

And I got thrown out

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Because you're a creepy gently caress

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol at Mick trying to play off getting taken away by security as a work

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
And what they deserve is me, Mick Foley, right here in Oakland!

*thumbs up*

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

wow three hell in a cell matches on the hell in a cell pay per view. unprecedented

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

VJeff posted:

I very much doubt that Hell in a Cell will be half as good as No Mercy, Steph.
Mainly because Smackdown doesn't seem to focus on the authority figures over the actual talent so crowds actually care about the matches.

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