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Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/JZdziarski/status/785961448019152896

sue sue sue sue sue

# ? Oct 11, 2016 22:59

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:13

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/i/moments/785912826875420672

12 hours to start an IoT kettle

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:01

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

OSI bean dip posted:

https://twitter.com/i/moments/785912826875420672

12 hours to start an IoT kettle

what's worse, a lovely kettle or a man who spends 12 hours loving with it

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:23

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

an update is available for your lightswitch

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:25

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

flakeloaf posted:

an update is available for your lightswitch

how do you update your lightbulbs without causing your lights to not turn off?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:28

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

OSI bean dip posted:

how do you update your lightbulbs without causing your lights to not turn off?

they work without the base fwiw

i have a house full of hue lights and they work like normal rear end lightbulbs unless you set a scene / dim / brighten from commands - but otherwise they're just dumb bulbs

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:29

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Controlling vehicle features of Nissan LEAFs across the globe via vulnerable APIs

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:31

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

OSI bean dip posted:

https://twitter.com/i/moments/785912826875420672

12 hours to start an IoT kettle

"now port-scanning network to find where kettle is now."

pretty cyberpunk

# ? Oct 12, 2016 05:49

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Controlling vehicle features of Nissan LEAFs across the globe via vulnerable APIs

Timeline.gif you loving retard. gently caress off.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 05:54

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

bluetooth-enabled cloud-ready ground floor

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:11

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

i wrote an article about this in 2014 and it all came true

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:11

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

shatter stove with scada sploit

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:12

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Su-Su-Sudoko posted:

"now port-scanning network to find where kettle is now."

pretty cyberpunk

when the kettle forces you to use paypal to get tea then its pretty dickpunk

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:18

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Smythe posted:

Timeline.gif you loving retard. gently caress off.

ignore this troll. I enjoyed the article :-)

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:21

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

the thing posted by that guy who put an oxygen level thing on his baby and it never read the actual amount it just gave a canned response

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:21

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

im currently putting together a security system for the workshop at our new house

it involves things like

and

you know, real flaky poo poo

# ? Oct 12, 2016 07:25

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

OSI bean dip posted:

https://twitter.com/i/moments/785912826875420672

12 hours to start an IoT kettle

https://twitter.com/markrittman/status/785907769568272385

my $7 kettle doesn't have any of those things either and it owns

# ? Oct 12, 2016 08:48

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

99% of IoT stuff falls into the category of "why would anyone want this?".

# ? Oct 12, 2016 15:37

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

99% of IoT stuff falls into the category of "why would anyone want this?".

but how else am I suppose to start the kettle while i'm sitting in front of my computer? uuugghhhhhh it's all the way over THERE FFS it's not in arms reach!

# ? Oct 12, 2016 15:45

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

http://hidratespark.com/

# ? Oct 12, 2016 15:49

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

for those who cannot keep track of whether or not they're thirsty

# ? Oct 12, 2016 15:49

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

a smart toilet

for you're posts

# ? Oct 12, 2016 16:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

OSI bean dip posted:

http://hidratespark.com/

why can't companies loving spell anything right any more

# ? Oct 12, 2016 16:39

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Sagebrush posted:

why can't companies loving spell anything right any more

properly spelled domain names are all taken

# ? Oct 12, 2016 16:45

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

iOS is the internet of poo poo.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 16:53

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Controlling vehicle features of Nissan LEAFs across the globe via vulnerable APIs

* LEAVEs

# ? Oct 12, 2016 16:56

Antlerhill: Nov 6, 2012; Smellrose

Sagebrush posted:

why can't companies loving spell anything right any more

trademark laws

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:00

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

the siemens door lock system that we use is so poo poo that if it loses the network backhaul to the control server for more than a few hours it wipes it access db and nobody can use it. its apparently held in volatile memory and if the PoE feed is lost it also wipes.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:32

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Peanut and the Gang posted:

iOS is the internet of poo poo.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:35

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

fritz posted:

* LEAVEs

nice, fritz left, i hate that guy

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:51

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Jonny 290 posted:

it involves things like

is this the device that sticks the would-be-thief with a poison needle

# ? Oct 12, 2016 17:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

atomicthumbs posted:

i wrote an article about this in 2014 and it all came true

this is a quality angry old man rant

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:25

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

He's right though

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:31

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Migishu posted:

a smart toilet

for you're posts

http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2013/Aug/18

quote:

TWSL2013-020: Hard-Coded Bluetooth PIN Vulnerability in LIXIL Satis Toilet From: Trustwave Advisories <TrustwaveAdvisories () trustwave com>
Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2013 23:48:27 +0000

Trustwave SpiderLabs Security Advisory TWSL2013-020:
Hard-Coded Bluetooth PIN Vulnerability in LIXIL Satis Toilet

Published: 08/01/13
Version: 1.0

Vendor: LIXIL Corporation
Product: Satis
Version affected: Unknown

Product description:
The Satis is a "smart" toilet. It is controlled using LIXIL's "My Satis"
Android application, which communicates with the toilet using Bluetooth.

Finding 1: Hard-Coded Bluetooth PIN
*****Credit: Daniel Crowley of Trustwave SpiderLabs
CVE: CVE-2013-4866
CWE: CWE-259

The "My Satis" Android application has a hard-coded Bluetooth PIN of "0000"
as can be seen in the following line of decompiled code from the
application:

BluetoothDevice localBluetoothDevice =
BluetoothManager.getInstance().execPairing(paramString, "0000")

As such, any person using the "My Satis" application can control any Satis
toilet. An attacker could simply download the "My Satis" application and
use it to cause the toilet to repeatedly flush, raising the water usage and
therefore utility cost to its owner.

Attackers could cause the unit to unexpectedly open/close the lid, activate
bidet or air-dry functions, causing discomfort or distress to user.

Vendor Response:
No response received.

Remediation Steps:
No patch currently exists for this issue.

Revision History:
06/14/13 - Attempt to contact vendor
07/10/13 - Attempt to contact vendor
07/12/13 - Attempt to contact vendor
08/01/13 - Advisory published

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

He's right though

i never said he wasn't, but then again i'm an angry old man too

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:42

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

someone post the iot swastika

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:46

Antlerhill: Nov 6, 2012; Smellrose

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# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:53

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

the internment camp of things

# ? Oct 12, 2016 18:56

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

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# ? Oct 12, 2016 19:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:13

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Antlerhill posted:

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# ? Oct 12, 2016 19:20

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