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Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I'm going to start a timer at first pitch and see how long I can go without posting something negative about the Cubs. I'll give myself 10 minutes.

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Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Why would Hendricks want to pitch tonight? Let Arrieta look silly against him instead.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
What a late rear end strike call.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Hey LA this is our guy Kyle Hendricks maybe you've heard of him?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Explosionface posted:

I love Kyle Hendricks so much. :swoon:

He will be my 2017 jersey purchase. I also said this about Schwarber then he got injured a day before I was going to buy it.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Rizzo up to strike out on one knee.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Welp thats game good job LA you did it.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

xbilkis posted:

Cubs fans are genuinely posting "that's game" in the second inning after a single run lmao
Yes

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I can't wait for Hernandez to blow a call against Baez at second.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

GET MY BELT SON posted:

here i'll up it a bit


season and decade over

Yes

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Addison you loving suck get off my team and take Rizzo with you.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

bawfuls posted:

we'll take them both, you can have proven Postseason Veteran Andre Ethier in exchange

Where do I sign?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

GET MY BELT SON posted:

kershaw needs a new a2000

his poo poo is ragged as gently caress

Kershaw is a hoodrat. Look how dirty his hat is and his grungy hair.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Who is this goon? Get him off the microphone.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

bawfuls posted:

one of the best pitching coaches around

Not one of the best speakers. Maybe he should work on that.

And work on not letting his pitchers give up grand slams to Miguel loving Montero.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hendricks has walked 2 in under 3 innings

I'm scared

Don't be nervous just play a game of "can the Cubs lose by 3 runs or less"

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
How about you throw a strike and stop pussy footing it. Get going rear end in a top hat, you have the best D in the league behind you stop trying to be a superstar.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

TMMadman posted:

This isn't going to be Kyles night since he is almost at 60 pitches through 3 innings.


Cant wait for the Rondon experience.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Contreras what do you think you are doing you hot dogging son of a bitch get the gently caress off my team and go back to AA.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

SourKraut posted:

Probably a no hitter.

Didn't someone laugh at me saying Kershaw was gonna throw a no no so our lineup didn't really matter?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Just lol if you think the Cubs are going to hit the Indians pitching staff. Lets get real here.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

DeepDickPizza posted:

Luckily for the Cubs, even though Kyle won't go deep in the game, our bullpen is totally well rested because Maddon has refused to leave anyone out there for more than one batter at a time.

Which he will probably do tonight and we will have Grandpa getting the win for us in the 10th.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Explosionface posted:

I'm betting the Cubs have at least a hit by then. Would love to hang some runs on postseason Kershaw, of course.

Haha, your confidence is cute.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I'm getting a sick joy out off Rizzos failures. I hope he doesn't get a hit in the playoffs ever again.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Explosionface posted:

Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think that a good baseball team might do things

Your first problem is thinking the Cubs are good.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Hahaah Rizzo you're terrible sooooo bad my god how are you so bad?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Explosionface posted:

Oh right, only lovely teams make it to the championship series. My mistake.

NL Central lol

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I'm hoping for a no no as a Cubs fan, thats the best possible outcome here. If a perfect game is thrown at Wrigley and everyone is there to hear it does it still make a sound?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
You could take a line up of all post season pitchers and they would be out hitting the Cubs lineup - their pitchers by a loving mile.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
So when does chess master Maddon pull Rizzo, Heyward and Russel for pitcher PH's?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
That was our chance.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I hope Contreras gets pegged in his stupid loving head.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

xbilkis posted:

Do you like the Cubs

No and Yes more No.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Cubs have used their offense for the night. It was a good effort.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
4 walks :jerky: thats some country hardball right there.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

beejay posted:

Buck can't fuckin WAIT for Hendricks to leave this game for some reason.

He hates the Bears and Cubs for some reason.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

fishing with the fam posted:

Can't really blame him for the former.

Troy Aikman really hates the Bears, I can't stand listening to him call a game because its so obvious.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Baez is going to be one of those players who never gets a ring because he plays for the Cubs isn't he?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

TMMadman posted:

I choose to believe that Baez is going to be the reason the Cubs win a ring.

How are you so Zen? I want to be you.

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Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Nice high strikes for Kershaw ump nbd.

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