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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Brock Lesnar posted:

who is kevin owens

He's the one whose crotch doesn't sparkle, obv

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
sparklecrotch sounds 100% like a vince invention

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
This promo is not so great but the crowd is pretty good.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Hace posted:

does wwe's writing crew intentionally handicap their faces??

the writing crew is just handicapped

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

goldberg

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006

SilverMike posted:

drat, that's a good promo.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Glitterballs would have been better

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Hace posted:

does wwe's writing crew intentionally handicap their faces??

#PoliticalHit

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

sparklecrotch was an acceptable chuckle once and by the end of it all i could see was fandangoing

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Samuel Morse didn't telegraph this much.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Seth Rollins is more unlikable than Roman Reigns

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
So Sparklecrotch pretty much means Seth's getting a personal Vince McMahon styled face turn, I guess? Yay.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
no punch line will be funnier than Heath losing his shirt on the light mount

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Dr. rear end posted:

Glitterballs would have been better

Glitzscrote

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
goldberg sucks

lesnar sucks

I want them to suck each others' faces in their match.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
"Sparklecrotch" is terrible but "Glitterdick" would've been amazing.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bard Maddox posted:

Seth Rollins is more unlikable than Roman Reigns

I at least feel like Rollins has a point to this. He's outnumbered by them, so he's trying to play them against each other. Roman just comes out and acts like a dick to whomever he feels like.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i still don't understand how Jake Roberts traveled around with a 9 foot python in his car

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That old wwf commercial will be better than raw.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Revenant Threshold posted:

So Sparklecrotch pretty much means Seth's getting a personal Vince McMahon styled face turn, I guess? Yay.

The patented Vinnie Mac "Hero" kit! Remember such hits as "Tater Tots"?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

When you're in the mood for a treat the whole family can enjoy, reach for Sparklecrotch Tater Tots

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

oatgan posted:

#PoliticalHit

an old, dead meme

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

surf rock posted:

"Sparklecrotch" is terrible but "Glitterdick" would've been amazing.

Glitterdick was my original alternative but Glitterballs just rolls off the tongue

rero rero rero

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jericho is so many light years ahead of the rest of the roster on promos. Jesus.

Anyway, I don't really mind that promo. Seth is being a dick to guys who have screwed him multiple times and he's doing it in a way to fight Jericho 1-on-1. Also, sparklecrotch was funny.

It's not like Roman just coming out and being a massive rear end in a top hat to Rusev for literally no reason.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao zoom in on jericho's rear end

https://gfycat.com/FragrantTemptingAmurstarfish
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

look like ellsworth's face

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

come to think, pro wrestling has accommodated some fairly, uh, avant-garde menswear throughout its existence, so why does this sparkly crotch even merit mention :colbert:

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

MRSA strikes again

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Hey I'm not watching this poo poo show but I really hope the crowd chants Ryback at Goldberg.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

If Jericho wins the Rumble, we should all get this avatar and make Oatgan pay for it with his millions of moderator dollars.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CM Punk is back?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Brock Lesnar posted:

i still don't understand how Jake Roberts traveled around with a 9 foot python in his car

Lots of drugs mostly.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Writer Cath posted:

If Jericho wins the Rumble, we should all get this avatar and make Oatgan pay for it with his millions of moderator dollars.

Don't even tease me with Jericho winning the Rumble. It's all I've wanted in all my years of wrestling fandom, and Vince McMahon's inability to let the fans have what they want gave me Sheamus instead.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

If Jericho wins the Rumble, we should all get this avatar and make Oatgan pay for it with his millions of moderator dollars.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


dat rear end

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Ouch, right in the sparklecrotch/Jesus Zipper.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
greatest rear end of all time (gaoat)

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CM "Garth" Brooks to come out and challenge Brock

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