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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


WWE.com

"Tonight, SmackDown LIVE features an extremely unusual WWE World Championship Match. As first announced last Tuesday on Talking Smack by General Manager Daniel Bryan, AJ Styles must defend his coveted title against … James Ellsworth? Yes, you read that right. Last week, with a little help from special guest referee Dean Ambrose and two Dirty Deeds, the virtually unknown competitor (who isn’t even signed to Team Blue) was able to pin the reigning titleholder. Now he finds himself the No. 1 contender to “The Champ that Runs the Camp.”

As an irate Styles has promised to take matters in his own hands, Ellsworth might consider running for Parts Unknown as fast as humanly possible. Then again, could The Lunatic Fringe be unhinged enough to involve himself again and help make Ellsworth the next WWE World Champion? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network.
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Have fun friends!

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Oct 19, 2016

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Time for the A show

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

dammit i was just making the thread

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
a James Ellsworth hype package. What a time to be alive.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
tonight is the night we see the new wwe champion james ellsworth

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

James Ellsworth is an american hero and the offspring should play him to the ring at wrestlemania

bartok
May 10, 2006



James Ellsworth more over than 3 quarters of the Raw Roster

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Dean Ambrose was like a top three guest referee ever.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

James Ellsworth is an american hero and the offspring should play him to the ring at wrestlemania

for his defense of the wwe world heavyweight championship i mean

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

by the transitive property, James Ellsworth is better than Dean Ambrose and John Cena

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

James Ellsworth is more over than Roman Reigns

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the chinderella story

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Go RV! posted:

dammit i was just making the thread



LET'S GO JOBBER (clap clap clapclapclap)

The Chinderella Story.

bartok
May 10, 2006



surf rock posted:

Dean Ambrose was like a top three guest referee ever.

The other two I assume are The Rock and Stone Cold

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

oatgan posted:

James Ellsworth is an american hero and the offspring should play him to the ring at wrestlemania

unironically agreed

Codependent Poster posted:

James Ellsworth is more over than Roman Reigns

unironically agreed

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Cool I stayed awake for Smackdown this week

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm going to buy james ellsworth's shirt

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Deano with the Ellsworth shirt! Smackdown off to a good start :)

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

S1M1A1C11K1D1O1W1N1

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Dean Ambrose and James Ellsworth for tag champs qtiyd

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I can't wait for another 5-star James Ellsworth match

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

If Randy is out, does that mean Luke Harper is on his way? :D

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I believe in Ellsworth


And the A show

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Randy looks a bit dazed. a little high if you will.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope AJ BURRIES this jobber!

Life sucks and then you die!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Did they ever find Kane?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

I want to know how much Ellsworth gets from the sale of each shirt

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
James Ellsworth for top draw of Smackdown.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

randy orton sometimes wears pants now but he NEVER wears sleeves

bartok
May 10, 2006



This jabroni can't even afford sleeves for his hoodie

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWuqFnbLLGE

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Dean Ambrose and James Ellsworth for tag champs qtiyd

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWuqFnbLLGE

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Shima Honnou posted:

James Ellsworth for top draw of Smackdown.

He already is

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ostentatious posted:

S1M1A1C11K1D1O1W1N1

SmackOwns!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
What DID happen to Kane??

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

sleeves would only cover up his badass, deep, meaningful tattoos

"this one's a skull"

"this is another skull"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Endless Mike posted:

He already is

Congratulations, people, we did it!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Oh god it's real

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ellsworth should start his streak tonight to set up the goldberg mania match

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