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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
There's no way Bray is climbing out of that casket unassisted.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Smackdown Live rolls on!" good choice of words.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Panamaniac posted:

My 2k17 wrestler comes out to Bayley's entrance, music, and that tron.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Hell Tubes with eye stalks would be neat halloween dlc.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The spirit squad sure are hanging around. Good thing they didn't get all 4 of them.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Rhonne posted:

I really like that Smackdown has slowly become the weirdo show.

There's a gas leak. Might explain Naomi's entrance a bit.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

motherbox posted:

Still hate her entrance but I feel like she's noticeably improving in the ring literally every week.

They'll all get better the less they do 4-8 man tags that last 4 minutes and end in a rollup.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The_Rob posted:

Make Mauro and Corey graves the only commentary team.

In some alternate universe, the commentary team is Saxton + Otunga + Cole/JBL and RAW is 6 hours.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The_Rob posted:

That pop would be magical, and it could be at a moment where AJ is by himself and tired and the camera just goes right to AJ's face.

If Ellsworth came back buff as hell and threw AJ out the ring with 1 hand that'd be the greatest WWE moment of all time.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Brock Lesnar posted:

i like Alexa's eyebrow movement

With most of the women you get a wrestler that cant act, an actor that cant wrestle, or a supermodel that cant do either. Alexa seems to be the total package.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Alexa is such a meanie :(

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Heath Slater has ran in and cleared a ring full of heels twice now.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The_Rob posted:

I love that the spirit squad is just back now. That's hilarious.

I'm starting to think Smackdown doesn't know what a one-time gag appearance is. If John Stewart shows up again he'll be doing 4 matches a month. Whelp Kenny, here's your 2nd shot.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

how will smackdown make curt hawkins good?

They'll feed Apollo Crews to him.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Blaise330 posted:

They'll feed Apollo Crews to him.

I don't feel particularly great about calling this.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I miss Eva.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Brock Lesnar posted:

i'm the deafening silence

It's like below 0 sound. It's like if someone were to try to make a noise it'd get sucked into a vacuum.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Brock Lesnar posted:

i like nikki's fat rear end but thats about it

She could win this promo just by telling Carmella she has no rear end.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I liked that one idea someone had where Braun follows James Ellsworth to indy shows and any show he goes on, beats him up, and leaves, for years.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

:monocle:

What if they made a reality show called total smackdown

I'd watch for Kane.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shima Honnou posted:

Okay but it won't have a lower jaw.

Ew it'd just be shaped like a light bulb.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

motherbox posted:

I want Ellsworth to win and for Smackdown Live to become some weird avante-garde wrestling show for a month or so.

I want to live in a world where Ellsworth won the world heavyweight title before Cesaro.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
They're like a 3 man band.

*Plays Dolph's music*

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Never thought I'd see these guys in a WWE match again. I gotta give the spirit squad one thing, they sell the hell out of an asswhooping.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I like how Rhyno sums up his reason for being in every feud in just 1 sentence.

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