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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Time for the A show

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

by the transitive property, James Ellsworth is better than Dean Ambrose and John Cena

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

If Randy is out, does that mean Luke Harper is on his way? :D

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

I want to know how much Ellsworth gets from the sale of each shirt

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

sleeves would only cover up his badass, deep, meaningful tattoos

"this one's a skull"

"this is another skull"

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

randy orton has been driven insane by a spooky maze and luke harper coming back from injury

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i am going to buy that ellsworth shirt and wear it during sex and also every night in bed so my girlfriend sees that face every morning and before every O

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

LUKE HARPER :neckbeard:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hey bray, i'd actually like to watch a luke harper match and not your stupid coffin ride

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

please upgrade bray wyatt's coffin to have a little motor and steering wheel and a clown-car horn

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

God, I know I don't pray to you often, but I'm not praying for me. Please, I beg of you, intercede on behalf of another. Please save your dutiful son Randall Kenneth Orton from this awful loving Wyatt Family storyline

also please save luke harper from the same

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

mauro didn't tell me what the gator roll is designed to do

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

holy poo poo who called it

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

kane doesn't even know how he gets in caskets, it's not like wyatts teleport, he just periodically wakes up in caskets and then pops out of them to beat people up

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

it's skinnyfat, not fat skinny.

also skinnyfat and turd are the names of cm punk and daniel bryan respectively :mad:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ALEXA BLISS :neckbeard:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

theres something really fun about smackdown's match promo graphics, they're always pictures of wrestlers tired and sweaty instead of modelling shoots

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

guys I might be the first one to notice this but Alexa's real cute

:hai:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

does this, "i'll find you ambrose" stuff means we're gonna get, "hide in a box and ambush," ambrose again?

ambrose disguises himself as ellsworth's chin, AJ knows something is off but just can't place it

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Go RV! posted:

please

she's also a young worker with huge potential in-ring talent, with great character work and one of smackdown's overall best talkers :colbert:

:hai:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

freddy krueger alexa

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

it warms my heart to see all this alexa support

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Go RV! posted:

I hope Alexa steals Devitt's cosplay gimmick

im not sure i'm ready for sexy venom or sexy carnage

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

smackdown would legit be better if mauro was by himself, and also if it came with a button to mute mauro when he got annoying while leaving ring and crowd sounds in

RAW would also be better with a commentary: off option

and preshows

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i feel like i asked this last ppv, but how much wrestling training has naomi had? she's clearly got the athletic skills but her actual in-ring is usually garbage

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


hahaha i was going to ask for this

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

wrasslormonkey please also gif alexa's mini-tantrum when naomi caught her kick

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

whiff, whiff.... ok that chinbreaker was pretty decent

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

YES

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oatgan posted:

i'm glad that alexa won and avenged her unjust loss at the ppv

:hai:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

thanks for the answers on naomi. thats not fair to her, she really could benefit from working with her husband and brother in law, who have a much better grasp of match psychology and pacing.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i am mad at the production team for cutting away when alexa was demanding the ref raise her hand

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

how will smackdown make curt hawkins good?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

stop showing me this drizzling poo poo garbage fire game

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

curt hawkins, your announcer is much worse than eva maries

where is eva marie

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

appolo lou?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

eva marie did THIS better too!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

why would nikki come and chat with the woman who repeatedly assaulted her

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i want to ask alexa to prom, and then she looks like i'm made of diarrhea and rejects me and then mocks me when i cry

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

carmella as internet troll is a money gimmick

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