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Because everyone pretty much got knocked out within a couple weeks, the kicker is down to just three people in a war of attrition. Which is kinda lame for everyone else when there is still a whole load of season and post-season to go. So here is round two! Here are the usual rules! IcePhoenix posted:
ADDITIONAL RULE - The Roberto Aguayo High Risk, Low Reward Rule! If you decide to pick the can't-miss draft of the season and he gets you through, you may bring back one of your dead kickers. HOWEVER you must specify which kicker you will bring back when you pick Roberto i.e. before the game starts. I have no idea if this will be a good or bad idea, but seeing as no one was ever going to pick him early anyway, we may as have him add some late season drama. Kickers According to Depth Charts I Googled Arizona Cardinals - Chandler Catanzaro Chicago Bears - Connor Barth Dallas Cowboys - Dan Bailey Green Bay Packers - Mason Crosby New York Giants - Josh Brown Detroit Lions - Matt Prater Washington Racist Names - Dustin Hopkins Philadelphia Eagles - Caleb Sturgis Pittsburgh Steelers - Chris Boswell Los Angeles Rams - Greg Zuerlein San Francisco 49ers - Phil Dawson Cleveland Browns - Patrick Murray Indianapolis Colts - Adam Vinatieri Kansas City Chiefs - Cairo Santos San Diego Chargers - Josh Lambo Denver Broncos - Brandon McManus New York Jets - Nick Folk New England Patriots - Stephen Gostkowski Oakland Raiders - Sebastian Janikowski Tennessee Titans - Ryan Succop Buffalo Bills - Dan Carpenter Minnesota Vikings - Blair Walsh Atlanta Falcons - Matt Bryant Miami Dolphins - Andrew Franks New Orleans Saints - Kai Forbath Cincinnati Bengals - Mike Nugent Seattle Seahawks - Stephen Hauschka Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Roberto Aguayo Carolina Panthers - Graham Gano Jacksonville Jaguars - Jason Myers Baltimore Ravens - Justin Tucker Houston Texans - Nick Novak Week One pre:
pre:Metapod - Matt Bryant pre:Metapod - Stephen Hauschka OxySnake - TBD Tom Sellout - Stephen Hauschka Turdsdown Tom - Matt Prater pre:Metapod - TBD Tom Sellout - TBD Turdsdown Tom - TBD Elephanthead - Justin Tucker totally losing my mime - Justin Tucker Horse Inspector fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Nov 13, 2016 |
# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:20 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:05 |
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I'm in! Give me my boy, Roberto Aguayo once again! Lets riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:33 |
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Woooo I'll take Washington - Dustin Hopkins
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:46 |
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Atlanta Falcons - Matt Bryant
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 21:27 |
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Detroit Lions - Matt Prater
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:09 |
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Atlanta Falcons - Matt Bryant
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:18 |
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Tennessee Titans - Ryan Succop
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:20 |
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Indianapolis Colts - Adam Vinatieri Maybe I can jinx him into missing before he breaks the drunk kicker's record
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:23 |
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Indianapolis Colts - Adam Vinatieri For sure not gonna pick Blair loving walsh.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:34 |
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Can I pick Roberto Aguayo and use the Roberto Aguayo rule to make Roberto Aguayo pickable thus allowing me to pick Roberto Aguayo again so that I can use the Roberto Aguayo rule to then resurrect Roberto Aguayo which would allow me to once again select Roberto Aguayo upon which I could use the Roberto Aguayo rule to bring back Roberto Aguayo and...
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:26 |
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no
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:33 |
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Seattle Seahawks - Steven Hauschka
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:17 |
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then I pick Matt Bryant - Falcons
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:19 |
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Ah hell, I lost in the very first NFL game this year with Gano, so fool me once...
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:44 |
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Chris Boswell - Pittsburgh and there's a solid chance FGs are the only points they'll be able to score.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:46 |
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Horse Inspector posted:
This is an awesome rule, nice touch. Matt Bryant- ATL
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:15 |
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Okay, I'm in. Steven Hauschka - Seattle
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 00:16 |
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Gimme Justin Tucker
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:06 |
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I'll take Dan Carpenter this week. Oh danny boy.....IcePhoenix posted:Can I pick Roberto Aguayo and use the Roberto Aguayo rule to make Roberto Aguayo pickable thus allowing me to pick Roberto Aguayo again so that I can use the Roberto Aguayo rule to then resurrect Roberto Aguayo which would allow me to once again select Roberto Aguayo upon which I could use the Roberto Aguayo rule to bring back Roberto Aguayo and... This wouldn't work anyway because Aguayo would have to be dead in order to be resurrected. Schroedinger's Kicker.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 16:48 |
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Woooo Dan Carpenter (Bills of course)!!
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:43 |
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I shall take Matt Bryant of the Atlanta Falcons for this first week of round two because I think its hilarious a 41 year old man who looks like a substitute teacher is an NFL player
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:18 |
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Even though I'm one of the final three I'll play here too. Dustin Hopkins - Washington TeamName
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 14:15 |
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Since I'm sure to lose in the other eliminator this week: Matt Prater - Lions
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 15:34 |
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I like to think my failure is the reason this thread exists. Anyway I'll homer it up this week: Cairo Santos - Chiefs
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 16:03 |
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Let's start with: Cairo Santos
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 16:50 |
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Give me the Browns kicker whoever the hell that is. Internets say Cody Parker? Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Oct 23, 2016 |
# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:14 |
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axeil posted:Even though I'm one of the final three I'll play here too. Justin Tucker - Baltimore Ravens
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:41 |
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Adam Vinatieri - Indianapolis
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:42 |
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aaand i'm out in week 1 of the 2nd season because i picked the same guy in both seasons like an idiot.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:22 |
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Dango Bango posted:Ah hell, I lost in the very first NFL game this year with Gano, so fool me once... I am dumb and tried to be cute with my pick. Didn't look at the schedule to see Carolina's on a bye this week. So I'll go with Chandler Catanzaro
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:14 |
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Mughe posted:Chris Boswell - Pittsburgh and there's a solid chance FGs are the only points they'll be able to score. thanks for playing
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:38 |
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Oh poo poo another round give me: Stephen Hauschka - SEA
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:10 |
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Stephen Hauschka - SEA
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:14 |
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welp
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:19 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:thanks for playing I blame poor coaching.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:48 |
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Browns bitch I didn't even spell the poor guys name right and he was a colt for a couple weeks.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:22 |
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DAMMIT MATT
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:45 |
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Matt Bryant you a bitch
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 02:44 |
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I'm gonna lose because the Seahawks can't mount a drive of double digit yards.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 03:08 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:05 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:Seattle Seahawks - Steven Hauschka You just lucked out
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 04:15 |