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Guy was in a bank explaining to the clerk how he'd changed his citizenship status from "US citizen" to "American national" and that this meant the bank had to accept a cashier's check for half of what he owed them somehow. Post your cheat codes for the US legal system here I guess
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:22 |
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if you get pulled over for drunk driving, slam a pint of booze in front of the cop and he cant arrest you
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:23 |
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just ray posted:if you get pulled over for drunk driving, slam a pint of booze in front of the cop and he cant arrest you drat this is a good lifehack
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:24 |
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Beer or liquor
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:29 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Beer or liquor hard booze. something that will get your BAC up really high fast
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:30 |
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you will get an open container ticket but that cop can suck my dick if he thinks im gonna try and do a suicide by cop move on his baconator rear end
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:31 |
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heh, see you in "court"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:32 |
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Be obscenely rich.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:33 |
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you can go to the polling place with you dick out if you start screaming "pole tax" if they tell you to put pants on
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:35 |
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bag em and tag em posted:Be obscenely rich. If you have $4bil in stolen buillon does that count. Asking for a friend
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:34 |
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Rob dirty cops. It's very lucerative. What are they gonna do call the cops and say somebody shot up my narcotics ring and stole all my money dope and guns? Just holler about the cops raping little girls if they throw you in jail and sit back and enjoy the riot.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:40 |
If you fart on the American flag in court, it stops being a real American flag and thus its not a real court so they cant convict you for driving without a license.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:40 |
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Most people know that gambling is legal in international waters, but few people know that the reverse is true as well, feel free to do anything you want on the casino floor; its legal.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:46 |
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At a restaurant, if you yell "Check, please!" and make it to the door before they hand you the check, it's free.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:49 |
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i thought you meant you'd visited one of those Soviet secret cities where they forced scientists to live which would be cooler, but this is funnier
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:52 |
Give me 2000 bitcoins and I will tell you the secrets of weaseling out of any legal situation. IF YOU GO TO JAIL YOU DIDN'T SAY THE RIGHT SEQUENCE OF WORDS YOU WONT GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:54 |
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the dmv is required to accept skee-ball tickets if you attempt to fund national parks with them
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:06 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:If you have $4bil in stolen buillon does that count. What flavor of buillon
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:30 |
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I thought maybe you meant "Soviet City" and you'd have cool pics of a vacation you took.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:36 |
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put your 4 ways on to effectively "call" every direction while driving your car
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:40 |
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Clicked hoping it was a judge dredd reference
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:41 |
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Earwicker posted:i thought you meant you'd visited one of those Soviet secret cities where they forced scientists to live which would be cooler, but this is funnier We should do that too, but instead of scientists, it's sovcits, and instead of a secret city, it's America's new favorite reality show! Now all we need is a name...
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 01:12 |
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If there's a big line for the offramp, just cruise to the front and hold up the lane next to it until somebody lets you in Everyone will look on and think you're a genius
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 01:27 |
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Firebomb your own house and blame it on false-flag lizard people blackhawk chemtrails 9/11 was an inside job
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 01:43 |
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if the babysitter takes your kid to the pool and you ask her if she accepts jesus she has to tell the truth otherwise it is kidnapping
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 01:44 |
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All federal statutes are null and void during government shutdowns so there's an upside to partisan gridlock.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 01:58 |
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you can't be convicted for murdering yourself
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:06 |
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I placed all my property in my 18 month daughter's name. Like they're gonna send her to jail for tax evasion.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:13 |
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lol they apparently have sovcits in germany but they're called reichsburgers or something. one of them killed a cop in germany according to that article, which is apparently super rare these douchers think that the old german reich still exists and that germany still has the old borders going out to prussia. they don't care that the allies wrote it out of legal existence. also welcome to reichsburger, home of the reichsburger, may i heil your order? That Robot fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 21, 2016 |
# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:20 |
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West Virginia was technically created unconstitutionally so you can do anything you want there like snort oxycodone and marry your siblings all day every day
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:30 |
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I was on the train and a sovcit - a middle-aged Asian dude who looked dusty, like a toy from the attic - turned around showed me a webpage loaded on his BlackBerry that read something like "Sovereign Living Soul" or whatever. He asked me if I thought that meant anything. I grunted and looked down. Dodged a bullet for that agonizing conversation.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:33 |
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OP, would you accept sexual favours in exchange for ownership of the thread? Obviously it's legit, you cannot criminalise the world's oldest profession.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:59 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:I was on the train and a sovcit - a middle-aged Asian dude who looked dusty, like a toy from the attic - turned around showed me a webpage loaded on his BlackBerry that read something like "Sovereign Living Soul" or whatever. He asked me if I thought that meant anything. I grunted and looked down. Dodged a bullet for that agonizing conversation. Or you missed a golden opportunity. Nerd fends off social interaction isn't a great story after all.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:59 |
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I thought this thread was about Soviet Cities, boooh
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:03 |
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I was expecting Soviet Citizens like Boris Zhukov and Yakov Shmirnoff.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:04 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:I was on the train and a sovcit - a middle-aged Asian dude who looked dusty, like a toy from the attic - turned around showed me a webpage loaded on his BlackBerry that read something like "Sovereign Living Soul" or whatever. He asked me if I thought that meant anything. I grunted and looked down. Dodged a bullet for that agonizing conversation. haha that poo poo's real looney tuns sovcit site posted:This Declaration is the closest possible expression of my True Self in words. All names given to me including my given name and family name have got nothing to do with my identity. All the names are mere descriptions, not the facts. This declaration is written with Love for All Divine Living breathing Souls known as Human Beings and all other manifestations of One Life. it goes on like this, but haha oh wow
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:12 |
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...and the pitch! posted:Yakov Shmirnoff. In Soviet Russia, instead of tasing you they just beat the poo poo out of you. Is like noises from basement of KGB.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:27 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Guy was in a bank explaining to the clerk how he'd changed his citizenship status from "US citizen" to "American national" and that this meant the bank had to accept a cashier's check for half of what he owed them somehow. Was there gold fringe on the check?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:30 |
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i thought this thread was about trying to piss through a gigantic throbbing erection
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 03:39 |
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bahahah UNITED KINGDOM CORPORATION
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