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What is your favorite race?
The Boston Marathon
Daytona 500
Indy 500
The Kentucky Derby
Great Texas Balloon Race
The Tour De France
24 Hours of Le Mans
Spartan Race
The Rat Race
Goku
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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Okay. It's time to have a discussion on what is the best race?

There are many races on this planet but they are certainly not all created equal! It's time to find out which race goons like the best!

Poll will be coming shortly!

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i anxiously await the poll

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I guess the Indy 500? but really I prefer things like the NFL which isn't really a race

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
not only is there no poll but i don't feel confident that my privacy won't be violated

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Two votes for the Polish so far

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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extra stout posted:

not only is there no poll but i don't feel confident that my privacy won't be violated

I mean it takes time to make a poll! I am still working on it.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I really love Turkish men and women.

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.
Rat

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Also, it's not a multiple choice thread because you can't have more than one best race.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

whites

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
I picked Tour De France b/c the race is won or lost not by how strong or capable the rider, but by how well they hide their 2 watt frame motor from the inspectors.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the Ryder cup is actually probably the best race , but the finish line is a half point different depending on if u won last time or not

that's still a race tho so it's got my vote

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Blacks.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Probably the Rainbow one on Mario Kart.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
The Kessel Run

The Space Race

Racing against Boshi with that incredibly confusing button-pressing-rhythm.

Svirfneblin

The Pod Race

Your list is incomplete OP.

But I'll go with "The Rat Race, am I right?"

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

12hrs of Sebring

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm posting on phone so can't see if poll but are Iranian women an option?

if so then i vote them

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
To the bottom

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
paris-dakar

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
Polyblasian.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The winning race

client
Aug 19, 2010

Bannon

Safety Scissors
Feb 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Eastern European and South American women are my fav.

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Feb 11, 2007

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I love the Tour de France, it's amazing what science can do

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Formula 1 is the only racing ever worth watching because it is glorious and beautiful.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
definitely the mexicans

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I'm definitely going with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese on their side. Whites're gonna get their heads kicked in.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I prefer the 400 meters

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Usually I roll a chaotic neutral Dark Elf, OP.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Gokuyo drift?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y

AmyTheeStallion
Sep 11, 2011
Ebonies, and the Iditarod.

AmyTheeStallion fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Oct 24, 2016

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Harley, he was one of the best of all time.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like all the races

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Monaco Gran Prix

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Waroduce posted:

Monaco Gran Prix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LeDKOU_5JA

it's surprising to me that track doesn't kill every person who tries to drive it every time

hot date tonight!
Jan 13, 2009


Slippery Tilde
I'm torn between dwarves and kobolds

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Maybe there are some races that I like better but I won't tell you op

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
100 meters carrying a 40" plasma telly, suffering a meth comedown while being chased by the filth.
wait, thats not a race, thats a typical wednesday.

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