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strong bird
May 12, 2009

Part of the strong bird food forum series of megathreads

Greetings. This thread is for talking about water.

Water - it's the blue liquid that lives in the oceans and it comes out of your sink.

Humans have been drinking water for about as long as we can remember. There's even archaeological evidence that the Egyptians AND the ancient Greeks drank the stuff.

Personally, I can't get enough of water. There's something about water that draws me to it, almost on a subconscious level. Doctors recommend you drink it, but it doesn't have any flavors in it so some people don't like to. But that doesn't turn of me off it.

Water comes in a few different types, which I'll quickly explain in a little detail below.

Varieties of water

Water (plain): Good ol' water. Comes out of the sink. You can use this water.
Ocean water: Comes out of the ocean. Largely useless due to its high fish content. Avoid if possible.
Dirt water: Water that people dig out of the ground. Before we invented the water sink, this was how everyone around the world got their water.
Sky water: Comes out of the sky. Some people use this like original water, but you need to make sure it's not full of acid by giving it to Litmus first.
Bottle water: Same as original water, but it comes out of someone else's sink. You can use this if you want, but can you really trust another person's sink?
Hard water: When all kinds of water get cold, they can sometimes become hard as a rock. This kind of hard water is called 'ice water'. You can use this hard water to make your other water types colder. Cool!


Hope this helps. Remember, with water, you can't really go wrong as long as you avoid the ocean water. Let me know what you think about water.

strong bird fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Nov 1, 2016

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

strong bird
May 12, 2009


Thank you

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Does anyone want to share their recipe for water? I like to use two hydrogen atoms to every oxygen atom. I tried making it with two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms, but it was a little burny for my tastes.

LudaChris
Apr 26, 2010
your thread is bad and you should feel bad, OP

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I like what the American Indians call "fire water."

strong bird
May 12, 2009

LudaChris posted:

your thread is bad and you should feel bad, OP

Looks like you drank a little too much of the ocean water, my man. Stick to the classics next time.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Does anyone want to share their recipe for water? I like to use two hydrogen atoms to every oxygen atom. I tried making it with two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms, but it was a little burny for my tastes.

Buy 10 ice cubes at the store, place in a pot, simmer over medium heat, taste frequently so you don't overcook it.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Transmutating dirt water to water

-fill bowl with dirt water
- place empty container in bowl center
- wrap plastic across top. Use small rock to weigh down center
- place bowl in sunny area. Wait for delicious water

You're a loving wizard

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i became a big fan of heavy water after a disgruntled coworker put some in the coffee pot. now i cant get enough

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Good idea

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Just had a big old glass of plain water out of the sink. It's as good as the OP claims.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

LudaChris posted:

your thread is bad and you should feel bad, OP

Actually, it's funny and good.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

You forgot about meltwater, which is pretty much the best after a little filterting.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I dropped some water on the floor, is it still safe to consume? Please advise.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I think the 5 second rule applies.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i became a big fan of heavy water after a disgruntled coworker put some in the coffee pot. now i cant get enough

What if you're trying to lose weight? That seems unhelpful.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

Archenteron posted:

What if you're trying to lose weight? That seems unhelpful.

because of it's weight, it actually goes through you faster I think??

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



I'm working on my master certification to be a water sommelier, anyone want to post their notes?

skeet decorator
Jun 19, 2005

442 grams of robot
Where do yall stand on purified drinking water vs spring water?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IukTiqAqVBM

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Did you guys know you already have water inside your body??

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Figured out some other varieties of water earlier.

Rotten plant water: Water that has rotten plants in it. Popular due to its alcohol content, 'RPW' is a known poison which causes cancer.
Fresh plant water: Water that has regular plants in it. Manufactured by placing the plants into hot water. Pretty good for a change from classic water. Is not poison.
Cow water: Water from a female cow, this stuff is known in some circles as milked water.
Burnt bean water: Similar to 'FPW'. Burnt bean water was discovered by the Arab tribes, and the plant that yields the beans remains a closely guarded secret by those August people.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

Frankston posted:

Did you guys know you already have water inside your body??

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK BODY WATER!

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

lifts cats over head posted:

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK BODY WATER!

Unless you're a vampire, a European porn actress, or a reality TV survivalist.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


strong bird posted:

Figured out some other varieties of water earlier.

Rotten plant water: Water that has rotten plants in it. Popular due to its alcohol content, 'RPW' is a known poison which causes cancer.
Fresh plant water: Water that has regular plants in it. Manufactured by placing the plants into hot water. Pretty good for a change from classic water. Is not poison.
Cow water: Water from a female cow, this stuff is known in some circles as milked water.
Burnt bean water: Similar to 'FPW'. Burnt bean water was discovered by the Arab tribes, and the plant that yields the beans remains a closely guarded secret by those August people.

Heck, I like all of these water varieties.

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
The OP states that water is blue. But my sink water is all transparent, sometimes if I set it down I can't find it again. How do I make it blue?

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Sink water is colorless but ocean water is blue due to the fish

Sorry for the confusion

The Pell
Feb 6, 2008
I sometimes dont have time to make my own water.

Is this a good alternative to home made?

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


I'm sorry but when you make your own water you are actually just passing previously consumed water. I understand this is confusing. When you make your own water it's only good to drink for a very short time before it'll go rancid, I imagine dehydrated it would not taste good.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I have a special occasion coming up, anybody have any good water recipes?

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
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lifts cats over head posted:

I have a special occasion coming up, anybody have any good water recipes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQi6v5pqLi0

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