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:bigtran: "Mr. Smash the Henderson account wants to know when you want to reschedule the meeting"  "Let's do it at two on Tuesday.":bigtran: "Mr. Smash, thats when the asteroid is going to hit." "I know, Susan, I know."
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Smash it Smash hit posted::bigtran: "Mr. Smash the Henderson account wants to know when you want to reschedule the meeting" Why don't you write down your own appointments and answer your own phone. You sound like a lazy individual I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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Oct 24, 2016 13:45
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freckle posted:Why don't you write down your own appointments and answer your own phone. I am a very busy man, ever since this asteroid thing insurance sales have been SKY ROCKETING!
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Oct 24, 2016 13:46
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its more scared of us than we are of it
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Oct 24, 2016 13:52
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gary oldmans diary posted:its more scared of us than we are of it *begins nodding* I have taken to constructing a large screen untop of the building we just need to brainstorm some good insults for the asteroids. so far i have... "rock face"
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Oct 24, 2016 13:55
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I saw this in a movie. We need to build a giant electronic billboard carried by multiple helicopters to communicate with the asteroid.
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Oct 24, 2016 13:58
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I saw this in a movie. We need to build a giant electronic billboard carried by multiple helicopters to communicate with the asteroid. I just said that you dolt, now quick we need insults so far i have "rock face" and "stone butt"
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Oct 24, 2016 13:58
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crater jerk
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Oct 24, 2016 14:03
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poopnanners posted:crater jerk I like it, I am also adding Crater Face, thats what we call people with bad acne so I am sure the asteroid will be angered to be compared to such dweebs.
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Oct 24, 2016 14:07
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 "Hey Slime Bro, I'm doing a big pizza party at my place tomorrow. Might as well since the astero-" "Can't man sorry, gotta keep my diet up. Gym that night too. 40 minutes cardio then some plyometrics, ya know?"
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Oct 24, 2016 14:11
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"Honey, I cant make it to Stevie's soccer game, I will catch the next one" "But the asteroi-" *peels off in new camaro*
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Oct 24, 2016 14:13
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I would call the asteroid 'dan ayksteroyd', like the SNL guy?? Is that a good burn?>??
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Oct 24, 2016 14:22
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drat millennials.
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Oct 24, 2016 14:23
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Jimmy Hats posted:I would call the asteroid 'dan ayksteroyd', like the SNL guy?? Is that a good burn?>?? Hm, can work with this maybe be like " That asteroids a joke! more like Dan Ayksteroid!"
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Oct 24, 2016 14:26
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UlyssesXF1994 is gonna change the face of the world. Just look at the Stonehenge defense system.
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Oct 24, 2016 14:41
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Nanomashoes posted:UlyssesXF1994 is gonna change the face of the world. Just look at the Stonehenge defense system. I am sorry sir, are you having a stroke? I know an amazing neruosurgeon that can pencil you in for Tuesday around three. 
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Oct 24, 2016 14:48
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http://www.newquayweather.com/neo/data/upcoming_neo.html My vote is for Assterblaster but that might just encourage it.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:04
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i put a creme on my asteroids and they feel a lot better
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Oct 24, 2016 15:05
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I think if we construct a giant mirror the asteroid will think there is already an asteroid here and it will just go away?
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Oct 24, 2016 15:09
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im the hairy butthole
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just ray posted:im the hairy butthole grand ma you are not helping us at all
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Oct 24, 2016 15:15
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Op puts the rear end in assteroid
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Oct 24, 2016 15:17
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Op puts the rear end in assteroid hey great comedy routine here, I can book you at the Chuckle Hut for a big gig lets say... Tuesday around three?
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Oct 24, 2016 15:27
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Hey some joker is at the door, says he's some sort of comet or asteroid or something. Should I just tell him to bug off?
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Oct 24, 2016 15:38
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I am sorry sir, are you having a stroke? I know an amazing neruosurgeon that can pencil you in for Tuesday around three. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVudkZcdI7I
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Mozi posted:Hey some joker is at the door, says he's some sort of comet or asteroid or something. Should I just tell him to bug off? Hm, I guess let him in and see what he has to say. Cant be a bigot and ignore ALL asteroids just cause of one bad one 
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey great comedy routine here, I can book you at the Chuckle Hut for a big gig lets say... Tuesday around three? I would like to go to the chuckle hut please
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Hm, I guess let him in and see what he has to say. Cant be a bigot and ignore ALL asteroids just cause of one bad one ok but i'm going to be prepared to stand my ground just in case! *pumps shotgun*
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Oct 24, 2016 15:43
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would like to go to the chuckle hut please okay be there on Tuesday, your set is at 9 oclock! dont let me down. Mozi posted:ok but i'm going to be prepared to stand my ground just in case! *pumps shotgun* *opens door* I have some bad news... he is selling some Highlights magazine subscriptions 
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Oct 24, 2016 15:48
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday at 3pm for a hamburger today
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CharlestonJew posted:I'll gladly pay you Tuesday at 3pm for a hamburger today  
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Smash it Smash hit posted:okay be there on Tuesday, your set is at 9 oclock! dont let me down. maybe we can trade him that vacuum cleaner we bought from the comet last week
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Oct 24, 2016 15:55
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Mozi posted:maybe we can trade him that vacuum cleaner we bought from the comet last week Have more bad news, I am pretty sure its just comet without the mustache and also I bought 4 volumes of "The Best of Goofus and Gallant" sorry im bad with pressure.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:59
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If we all jump at the same time, we can change the earth's orbit and save everybody
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Oct 24, 2016 16:05
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 Now we're all going to die because of Jennifer.
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Jimmy Hats posted:I would call the asteroid 'dan ayksteroyd', like the SNL guy?? Is that a good burn?>?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVCd50LXPGY
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Oct 24, 2016 16:18
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Keg posted:
ugh. so close yet so far.
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Oct 24, 2016 16:24
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its.... all coming together. 
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Oct 24, 2016 16:25
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Man it's going to be really confusing if like, you and I are ever at the same restaurant and they call my reservation and are like "mr. smash, party of two" and you're all by yourself waiting for a seat at the bar.
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Ben Smash posted:Man it's going to be really confusing if like, you and I are ever at the same restaurant and they call my reservation and are like "mr. smash, party of two" and you're all by yourself waiting for a seat at the bar. Maybe confusing isn't the right word.. Sad? It's ok buddy, you can sit w/ us, we'll pull up a high chair.
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