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i have a date with a girl tonight, i met her almost a week ago good talking points? also she's deaf so i can't use anything that regularly involves using the word 'deaf-initely' thanks in advance
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What's his name, OP?
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Oct 24, 2016 21:13
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unpleasantly turgid posted:i have a date with a girl tonight, i met her almost a week ago didn't you have this thread already?
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Oct 24, 2016 21:13
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idk what the sign for "you wanna fingerbang" is but find out anddo it alot
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Oct 24, 2016 21:13
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Burt Sexual posted:didn't you have this thread already? Maybe he can talk about his unoriginality.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:14
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Burt Sexual posted:didn't you have this thread already? no. i asked people to help me with my tinder profile. this is the sequel to that thread
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Oct 24, 2016 21:15
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unpleasantly turgid posted:no. i asked people to help me with my tinder profile. this is the sequel to that thread Look if you're just gonna crowd source your personality just give me her digits, I'll date her as you, gently caress her real good, and then you guys can talk about it online.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:17
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I hope yo uget to bang her OP
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Oct 24, 2016 21:17
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Talk about your butt and how much you want her to do you in the butt.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:17
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How do you tell a deaf girl that you're about to cum ? Tap her on the shoulder ? Going stealth mode seems like a dickish move
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Oct 24, 2016 21:18
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Look if you're just gonna crowd source your personality just give me her digits, I'll date her as you, gently caress her real good, and then you guys can talk about it online. im not crowd sourcing it, just preparing for the worst. i already know what im gonna talk about, but maybe successful goons have some topics or jokes i havent thought of. on that note, no rape jokes. those aren't very cool anymore. Decebal posted:How do you tell a deaf girl that you're about to cum ? Tap her on the shoulder ? Going stealth mode seems like a dickish move doing the baby hand-sign seems to be a fair guess
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Oct 24, 2016 21:20
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here are some good talking points - the polls are rigged by the media! - there are only three races in the world - the weather has been [insert weather status] recently - i forgot my wallet - ask which kind of razor she uses for her lip, there's hardly any visible stubble edit: i guess you'll have to write all of these down on flashcards or something Mozi fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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Oct 24, 2016 21:21
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Ok make a thumbs up sign. Then wrap your other hand around the thumb. Then pull your thumb out the bottom. That's asl for pooping. God bless
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Oct 24, 2016 21:22
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Talk about your favorite deaf pron starts if that's a thing.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:23
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not only is physical comedy timeless: it works equally well on deaf people watch some three stooges, little rascals, chris farley skits etc, you'll do fine as long as you visually can make a lot of funny faces, smiles, etc
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Oct 24, 2016 21:23
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extra stout posted:not only is physical comedy timeless: it works equally well on deaf people This guy is an idiot, you gotta be classy. Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin and Jacques Tati.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:25
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ask her what her favorite podcasts are
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Oct 24, 2016 21:26
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4 real tho deaf people make lots of noise when they doing it. Not human noises.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:28
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extra stout posted:you'll do fine as long as you visually can make a lot of funny faces, smiles, etc then we have a problem. can i bring along one of you to do faces for me? I usually use an LCD monitor to do expressions, but i think we'll be moving aroudn too much for that to be a viable strategy. the drat Ruskis are back posted:Ok make a thumbs up sign. Then wrap your other hand around the thumb. Then pull your thumb out the bottom. now THIS is help
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Oct 24, 2016 21:28
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The important thing to remember is that just because she's obese, doesn't mean she doesn't need some lovin'.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:28
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Mozi posted:ask her what her favorite podcasts are  Neutrino posted:The important thing to remember is that just because she's obese, doesn't mean she doesn't need some lovin'. ? ? ? ? edit: i just remembered that hearing burns a lot of calories. dont worry i will love her hard
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Oct 24, 2016 21:29
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Remember that in The Lord of the Rings by author and academic John Robert Reuel Tolkien Samwell Gamgee (Frodo Baggins' gardener and companion on his perilous quest to destroy the One Ring {crafted by the maiar Sauron, servant of Morgoth the fallen Vala}) had to traverse many far off and wondrous lands - from the peaceful Elven kingdom of Rivendell to the baleful Dead Marshes (a place where a great battle had once taken place and now the faces of the dead reached out to drag the living to a watery grave) to the very black lands themselves - Mordor. That along the way he encountered many deadly perils and enemies from orcs, to trolls, wolves, wargs and even a Balrog (another servant of Morgoth also called Melkor who now resides until the end of days in the void, where it is said he will finally be defeated forever by Turin Turambar riding upon a great white steed) just to build up the courage to gently caress Rosie Cotton who let's be honest was totally up for it any way. So just relax and be yourself.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:42
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if she's deaf she won't notice if you sneak a grab at her rear end when you first meet up haha
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Oct 24, 2016 21:44
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Captain Yossarian posted:What's his name, OP? I think this got missed OP so I'm quoting it for you. You can thank me whenever
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Oct 24, 2016 21:47
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I herd deaf people are really 💪 strong like freakishly. Your gonna get rekt
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Oct 24, 2016 21:52
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Record the moans. They are HILARIOUS.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:05
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Get psyched OP. Nothing you do will matter, no matter how successful your date goes, no matter if you get married and have the best children in history, in 3 measly generations nobody will know who you are or what you did.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:09
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penus penus penus posted:Get psyched OP. Nothing you do will matter, no matter how successful your date goes, no matter if you get married and have the best children in history, in 3 measly generations nobody will know who you are or what you did. We still remember Michelangelo and Genghis Khan 
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Oct 24, 2016 22:12
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penus penus penus posted:...nobody will know who you are or what you did. Much like your penis.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:14
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Decebal posted:We still remember Michelangelo and Genghis Khan do you remember their parents?
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Oct 24, 2016 22:19
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Here's a good deaf joke op: Knock knock Knock Knock I SAID KNOCK KNOCK
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Oct 24, 2016 22:23
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penus penus penus posted:do you remember their parents? Yesugei & Hoelun
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Oct 24, 2016 22:24
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Let her know up front that you consider her a big score because you've always had a thing for Helen Keller (except in your mind she's Asian)
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Oct 24, 2016 22:27
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If this date doesn't go well you're gonna die alone. I know you think there'll be other chances and other people. But there won't be. This is your last one. No pressure. penus penus penus posted:do you remember their parents? No. But I remember Alexander the Great's dad. Philip. IMO, he's the real reason behind his son's success. He's the one who started all the military innovations and new tactics Alexander used and he made sure his son had the best education. And he was very cool and very smart and very gay.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:28
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take your index and pointer finger and form a v around your mouth, then flick your tongue up and down in between your fingers. It's sign language indicating you're enjoying yourself.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:30
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If this date doesn't go well you're gonna die alone. Op scraping the bottom of the gene pool to get laid. Think of that fail feeling when she signs a bunch of poo poo and slaps his face.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:32
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:
How dare you ? Alexander was a living God (confirmed by high ranking priests) and his dad was just a jealous cripple. The fact that we lost His tomb is beyond shameful.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:35
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lose to her at yu gi oh on purpose lol like you have a choice
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Oct 24, 2016 22:50
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Decebal posted:Yesugei & Hoelun 
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Oct 24, 2016 22:50
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goons always dating chicks that are deaf or mute or have a terminal illness
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Oct 24, 2016 22:51
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