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MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Empty your archive, fellow mourners.

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The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I've seen little proof he ever lived

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Moon God?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
RIP Catholic hating dude. The Dungeons and Dragons pamphlet was the best imo.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
RIP Blackleaf, she couldn't hang around this world any longer.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Pope stole all his prayers and redirected them to Ba'al using bathtub mary antennas. He's with Moon God now.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?
I guess we will never get an update to the story Lisa.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
His devil worship one where the devil goes "of course I lied lol" at the end was funny.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
Its a shame God isn't real, the look on this fucker's face when he would wake up in hell would almost be worth it.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Happy Halloween, everyone! The devil came early this year.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
What about human sacrifices that aren't satanic? Are they kosher?

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!

Kro-Bar posted:

Happy Halloween, everyone! The devil came early this year.




...


Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
He seemed like a real peach.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



HAW HAW HAW!

Blue Star
Feb 18, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kro-Bar posted:

He seemed like a real peach.



I've seen that picture many times but it's never made clear which one is Jack Chick. Is he the guy on the left?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Blue Star posted:

I've seen that picture many times but it's never made clear which one is Jack Chick. Is he the guy on the left?
I sure hope so.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Nessus posted:

I sure hope so.

Yeah, I believe that's him.

Here are a few more recent photos of Mr. Chick.



Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Are those security camera in his home?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Anidav posted:

Are those security camera in his home?

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm mostly wondering why there seems to be an airline pilot in the second picture.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Anidav posted:

Are those security camera in his home?

Nah, looks like home theater speakers to me.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Gail Wynand posted:

Nah, looks like home theater speakers to me.

No TV though.

Christian Music, throughout the whole home?

So he has no TV, probably hears about the outside world from his friends and listens to christian music 24/7 while drawing furiously?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

VikingSkull posted:

What about human sacrifices that aren't satanic? Are they kosher?

Um, haven't you heard of Abraham? :smug:

So no except when yes except even then no and then Wrestling happens.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Anidav posted:

No TV though.

Christian Music, throughout the whole home?

So he has no TV, probably hears about the outside world from his friends and listens to christian music 24/7 while drawing furiously?

I don't think he'd drawn Chick tracts for a few decades. He just wrote them.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
The super weird one set in the dystopian future where society is ruled by children wearing SS uniforms and a natural remedy themed supervillain

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

Even by Jack Chick standards, this is the craziest poo poo.

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
Jack Chick is dead?!

Wow, this means anything goes. I can lie, cheat...

What's to keep me from becoming God?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Meat Miracle posted:

Jack Chick is dead?!

Wow, this means anything goes. I can lie, cheat...

What's to keep me from becoming God?

Satan. You have to beat him in a thumb-wrestling match over a DnD campaign table while smoking the reefer.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000
You know they say 2016 has been a bad year, and it has been, but we got rid of Scalia and Schlafly and now Chick. Probably a bunch of other ghouls I'm glad to have already forgotten about.

You have to take the bad with the good, I say.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Steven Seagal is one crazy cool Catholic priest.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



hell yeah i wanna worship that jesus too

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm glad that Chick lived to see the actual people who worship angry open-carry Jesus and "if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy five and always wave one around at all times."

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


I just sort of carry a picture of Jesus with an AK in my wallet too.

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

Kro-Bar posted:

Happy Halloween, everyone! The devil came early this year.


I went to a Catholic high school for freshman and sophomore year, and one of the girls in religion class asked if witchcraft was real, and the teacher said that it could work, but it was really the devil doing his devil tricks, and not some earth goddess or whatever. Of course, a group of students from the class got together and tried some witch spells, and nothing happened, and a few of them ended up rejecting Catholicism as a whole because their witchcraft didn't work like they were told it would (clearly, in this instance, the devil's sneaky trick was not letting the witchcraft work).

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Kro-Bar posted:

Yeah, I believe that's him.

Here are a few more recent photos of Mr. Chick.





Seems like a nice man. RIP.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Its weird that Chick bought into that bizarre Catholic conspiracy stuff seeing as it all came from one guy who couldn't substantiate anything he claimed.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I really appreciate the extra effort the witches put into tampering with candy. They already poisoned it all but you gotta make sure you put an evil curse on them too just to make sure.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Radish posted:

I really appreciate the extra effort the witches put into tampering with candy. They already poisoned it all but you gotta make sure you put an evil curse on them too just to make sure.

The poison is just to kill the body, the curse is to send them to hell.

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