NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

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ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Pistons fan checking in. Totally ready for some Ish Smith and Beno Udrih point guarding for the first couple months of the season (kill me)

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 18:30

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:43

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Dejan Bimble posted:

Marcus Morris is literally the best player at gaurding LEbron James in the NBA. So Why don't the Warriors trade Kevin Durant for Marcus Morris and Stanley Johnon takes his role

Marcus Morris is a cool guy. I look forward to watching him shoot midrange jumpers all night tonight.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 19:16

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Dejan Bimble posted:

I take back everything bad I've ever said about Reggie Jackson

13th best pg is so much better than replacement level pg

Yep.

Starting backcourt was 5-19 from the floor, including 0-7 from 3 and no attempted free throws :barf:

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 03:03

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Henchman of Santa posted:

As is our secret best player Marcus Morris.

His overall offensive stats aren't the best, but he could look like absolute garbage on offense and still be worth his contract.

2 more years after this one, at $10 million total :drat:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 17:12

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

ragle posted:

transcript: http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2016/11/09/detroit-pistons-stan-van-gundy/93551178/

That's my loving coach. So proud right now :love:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:24

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Yep. Another angle:

https://streamable.com/z78x

Marcus didn't want to get a face full of that dick (which he absolutely would have), so it's only natural he recoiled a bit.

A+ flop

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 16:16

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

NickRoweFillea posted:

Everyone must now lay claim to your Official NBA Boy

One Reginald Jackson and his cold rear end hands.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 18:37

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Henchman of Santa posted:

Do we also get an official Man or Dude? Because mine is Marcus Morris.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 19:09

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

EvanTH posted:

Who's Kidd even supposed to play? With Middleton out the Bucks stop being NBA starters right around #3 on this list:

What wrong with Monroe?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 18:58

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Libertine posted:

I checked the boxes before bed last night and I was honestly floored at some of these outcomes. Magic and Bucks winning by double-digits over the Spurs and Cavs? Nets beating Clippers in 2OT and some guy named Sean Kilpatrick scored nearly 40 points. Who the gently caress is Sean Kilpatrick?

Also this:
https://vine.co/v/5UOmr2IDBZU

And the Pistons didn't have Drummond for half of the Charlotte game :psyduck: