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macknastyfox
Oct 25, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
do you get mad? troll back? or get mature and ignore it? what's your solution:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Oct 25, 2016

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I go for a run outside to clear my head and end up getting trolled by my torpid, decrepit body instead.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I post in a dare thread before they lose another sock account

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've never been trolled online. I wouldn't know what it feels like. :smuggo:

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i put on my leather jacket and go for a long walk head down while puffing reds. the stress is just so real

macknastyfox
Oct 25, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

I've never been trolled online. I wouldn't know what it feels like. :smuggo:

you're not using the internet right.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

What's trolling? Like a fishing thing?

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


just close ur eyes nigga like just walk away from the screen

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Fiend posted:

I post in a dare thread before they lose another sock account

It's not dare its Houston. Houston is less insane, but spends a ton of money pimping his absolutely loving poo poo garbage YouTube

macknastyfox
Oct 25, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

It's not dare its Houston. Houston is less insane, but spends a ton of money pimping his absolutely loving poo poo garbage YouTube

feh. tell dat to my almost 800 subscribers. only half of those are my mom.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i fight back using a mixture of goju-ryu karate and philosophy

macknastyfox
Oct 25, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i fight back using a mixture of goju-ryu karate and philosophy

nerd

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I centre myself by practicing my sweet katana skills on some watermelons whilst my mom makes me hot pockets.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I have already won. There is no battle to be fought.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Murders, mostly.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I don't

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
I write a medium article about it, then shop it around to various clickbait sites under different pen names, depending on the target audience

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Womyn Capote posted:

just close ur eyes nigga like just walk away from the screen

This really loses something without the "Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha" at the beginning

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
I break down and sob uncontrollably for days, was slightly weird giving a presentation at work through choked tears.

good news is i nailed the presentation.

what was the question again?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Move to a new town under a new name. Start over. Spend lonely nights in my roach ridden studio apartment thinking of the love I left behind.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Please post what was in the original OP

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I write an incoherent 20,000 word rant in my LiveJournal about the world being against me, copy/paste it into an email, add one or two lines about a trending video game, and then pitch it to Polygon/Vice/Kotaku for a sweet hundo so I can buy more neon hair dye.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

houston always responds to my requests for him to gently caress himself

go gently caress yourself asswipe

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Burt Sexual posted:

Please post what was in the original OP

It was one of his garbage poo poo YouTube links

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
trolling? not me bitch, bullet proof

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
*weeping*

scott zoloft fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 25, 2016

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Masturbate furiously then call the local news station.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
ill typically re-read the four agreements and the voice of knowledge and cry it out before talking to my therapist some more evenetually returning to the internet weeks later

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
i commit suicide

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

by turning my monitor off, op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I trolled various message boards in high school; late 90s-early 00s (some sports message boards, wrestling message boards, a lot of political ones). People would write novel length responses, and I'd be like "no you!" or "go gently caress yourself."

They'd get real worked up over it, it's kind of funny to think people are incapable of just ignoring that stuff or looking away.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Dare is Taylor Swifts brother

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey gurf go away

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i don't i let it eat away at me inside for ages stewing away i eat it like a tasty stew but the stew isn't tasty it's bitter and has nasty comments in it instead of chunks of real 100% beef this stew is no good but i'll eat it anyways so i guess that's how you deal

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
But to answer your question, I usually pretend to take them seriously to see how far they're willing to carry the act.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

I trolled various message boards in high school; late 90s-early 00s (some sports message boards, wrestling message boards, a lot of political ones). People would write novel length responses, and I'd be like "no you!" or "go gently caress yourself."

They'd get real worked up over it, it's kind of funny to think people are incapable of just ignoring that stuff or looking away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
dunno about dealing with trolls but i will say its very easy to troll gbs since it's filled with sensitive babies with dumb brains

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

macknastyfox posted:

do you get mad? troll back? or get mature and ignore it? what's your solution:

Questions, Comments, Suggestions? - Read the stickies first!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i come to the something awful forums for succour and relief, as they are well known to be the most troll-free on the internet, op

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Decebal posted:

Questions, Comments, Suggestions? - Read the stickies first!

this is actually where GBS posters go to get trolled

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