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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
mine is 'dang' because it conveys some discontent while maintaining my happy go lucky attitude


plus you can say it in mixed company!!!

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I like getting tore up in the midday sun and slurring my words for the rest of the day

Thats my favorite slur

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I like getting tore up in the midday sun and slurring my words for the rest of the day

Thats my favorite slur

ooh, plot twist! good answer BDBF

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
op

as in, "op is a cocksnorting fartmonger"

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Manticorny posted:

op

as in, "op is a cocksnorting fartmonger"

listen its your slur and i dont want to appropriate it but wouldnt it make more sense if the OP was a fartsnorting cockmonger?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i used to have a gay boss but he was a 4 foot tall puerto rican and a jerk so code word on the radio was to say you'd like a sweet tea when he was walking around so i cant say sweet tea without thinking of a short gay puerto rican

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

i used to have a gay boss but he was a 4 foot tall puerto rican and a jerk so code word on the radio was to say you'd like a sweet tea when he was walking around so i cant say sweet tea without thinking of a short gay puerto rican

hell yeah

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

EVIL NOONER posted:

listen its your slur and i dont want to appropriate it but wouldnt it make more sense if the OP was a fartsnorting cockmonger?

yeah you're right, that does sound better

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
oh yea another one i like is 'sheesh' it really gets across that you've just had enough or seen too much man. i like to accompany it with an incredulous shake of the head and a sarcastic smile

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i worked at an amusement park and the security codeword for suspicious black people was "the element"

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i worked at an amusement park and the security codeword for suspicious black people was "the element"

what was the codeword for a white suspicious person

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

EVIL NOONER posted:

what was the codeword for a white suspicious person

lol

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i worked at an amusement park and the security codeword for suspicious black people was "the element"

LOL

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

asian

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

it was a trick question im sure you just called them 'coworkers'

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I like getting tore up in the midday sun and slurring my words for the rest of the day

Thats my favorite slur

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

weeaboo

it's just a fun word to say

cnut
May 3, 2016

EVIL NOONER posted:

it was a trick question im sure you just called them 'coworkers'

Speaking of which, "cow orkers" is a good one.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Wop

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i worked at an amusement park and the security codeword for suspicious black people was "the element"

this is a good story

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
kafir

cnut
May 3, 2016

Daesh

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

EVIL NOONER posted:

what was the codeword for a white suspicious person

kevin

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

look at this dirty kafir

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
quoz, it was big in the 18th century and im trying to bring it back

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Rutibex posted:

quoz, it was big in the 18th century and im trying to bring it back

sounds like something one of the muppet babies would yell at another

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Nickelback

Used for filthy cyborg/androids when they try to get human rights in 2069

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Sped

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

Who's a loving kaffir?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zo9f13Fsj0

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
baby back bitch

most people i meet are one in some way

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Mine is ********, cause this is a honeypot for some punks. Yeah. what now

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Pissant.

Always been one of my favorites, but I don't make much use of it.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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I'm a Christian, so I say "shut the front door" and "sugar honey iced tea". It's an easy way to "get loose" with my language, while not offending the Lord.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm a Christian, so I say "shut the front door" and "sugar honey iced tea". It's an easy way to "get loose" with my language, while not offending the Lord.

when you beat your wife do you call it 'going on a crusade'

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jonny 290 posted:

I'm a Christian, so I say "shut the front door" and "sugar honey iced tea". It's an easy way to "get loose" with my language, while not offending the Lord.

H E double hockey sticks

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bako (n) A person from the city or county of Bakersfield, California

The most unrealistic part of the Running Man was that Arnie killing a bunch of dirty loving Bakos would be considered a violent crime instead of at best animal cruelty but mostly likely illegal disposal of hazardous waste.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Obama

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

"sugar honey iced tea"

What is this code for?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I like making compound words out of a normal word and a mean word

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
keggot

youre right it works

now please leave

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