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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Opening Tip/Week GDT: tombstone pizza guy driver
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uywzoTbaGjc

It's BACK baby.

https://twitter.com/twithersAP/status/791034776761331712

The best sport, the best league, and the best people will be back on our televisions today, Tuesday October 25th.

On opening night the Cleveland Cavaliers will get their world championship rings from the Undertaker as they attempt to take down Brandon Jennings and the New York Nix (7:30ET), At the same time, another team in Cleveland will attempt to takedown a different insufferable sports 2.0 team. God speed.

In the chaser, Utah takes on Portland (10ET) which no one will watch because everyone will watch noted bitch Kevin Durant take on the San Antonio Spurs at 10:30ET on TNT.

THE NBA ROCKS HOMBRES! NIK ROCKS! WOOHOOOOOOOO
* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:16
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 Brolic I don't appreciate the Durant collage

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:31
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Metapod posted:

Brolic I don't appreciate the Durant collage

I forgot all about The Backpack Phase

meanwhile GO NBA BASKET BALL

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:36
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 Lebron I love you

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:45
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 predict tonights games:

Cleveland 107 - Knicks 94

Utah 98 - Portland 91

GSW 420 - SAS 69

all stone cold locks

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:45
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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 Basketball!!!!!

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:45
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 Brolic are you going to be writing for the Sports Quotient again this season? Your articles were really good last season, enjoyed them a lot

The Knicks will upset the Cavs on a Zingis 3

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:50
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Carlosologist posted:

Brolic are you going to be writing for the Sports Quotient again this season? Your articles were really good last season, enjoyed them a lot

The Knicks will upset the Cavs on a Zingis 3
I'm really busy this season, but I might write about something that I feel passionate about here and there. EvanTH, Brolander, and I are doing a semi-regular podcast that had audio issues for the first episode, but should be good in the future.

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:53
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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

NickRoweFillea posted:

Basketball!!!!!
* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:55
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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007

NickRoweFillea posted:

Basketball!!!!!

Happy Basketball to you too.

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:59
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44

* # ? Oct 25, 2016 23:59
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
chuck is a Bucks Believer

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:01
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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
let'ssss goooooooooooooooooo

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:02
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 This intro :neckbeard:

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:02
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

chunkles posted:

chuck is a Bucks Believer
as a bucks watcher i can assure you that they'll be bad, but they're a fun and cool team.

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:02
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
lol that shot of tyronn lue sobbing into a cavs jersey

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Y'all make fun of Kenny but he was the only person on NBA's pre pre show who wasn't all "you know,I think ALL LIVES MATTER!"

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:03
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 Kevin Love defense in the montage :discourse:

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:05
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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


 This is corny as hell but still awesome

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:06
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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h7Lm7C9Nk

NBA on NBC theme

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:06
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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Basketball!!!!!
* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:06
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
dan gilbert on mute

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:06
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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
unless you're a player or a coach no one gives a gently caress about you getting a ring or what you have to say

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:07
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Jota posted:

unless you're a player or a coach no one gives a gently caress about you getting a ring or what you have to say

Sir organizations win championships

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:08
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Jota posted:

unless you're a player or a coach no one gives a gently caress about you getting a ring or what you have to say

i also don't particularly care about what tyronn lue has to say

i do wanna hear from jr smith though

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:09
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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


 is it possible for a speech to be in comic sans

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:09
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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

 The Cavs own, LeBron owns, Kyrie Owns, Kevin Owns.

Everything owns.

Kiss the ring.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


 :unsmith:

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

AggressivelyStupid posted:

The Cavs own, LeBron owns, Kyrie Owns, Kevin Owns.

Everything owns.

Kiss the ring.

So right

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:09
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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Cleveland are the fakest Champs since the houston rockets jordan interregnum teams but that's okay

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 krayzie bone interview made this

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Dahntay Jones looking sharp

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:10
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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Metapod posted:

So right

Everything owns

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

straight up brolic posted:

krayzie bone interview made this

When Craig Eloh started talking about how when the banner goes up it will be like all of them had a part in winning it that was the saddest poo poo I ever heard

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:11
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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

The Cavs own, LeBron owns, Kyrie Owns, Kevin Owns.

Everything owns.

Kiss the ring.

I hope to have these feels sometime before I die

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:11
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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6364ItTQwUw

Here I'm sure we'll be needing this later tonight

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I checked hoopshype every loving day save for a weeklong trip this summer and it all led up to this moment

* # ? Oct 26, 2016 00:15
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dejan Bimble posted:

I checked hoopshype every loving day save for a weeklong trip this summer and it all led up to this moment
*in posting typewriter font* THIS WAS ALL FOR YOU GUYS!!! THis was all for you!

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 Lebron just told me to kill myself :(

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
This is SICK

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