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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok, knowing that it's the Cubs, the rain will somehow directly cause some sort of adverse result that will cost them the game... an OF blows out a knee fielding a ball and it leads to the deciding runs scoring or something like that.

edit: possibly he just falls down, but in some way the rain is going to cause some anti-Cubs bullshit.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Bob James posted:

Cubs scoring runs?

The first Cubs World Series run in 71 years.

This means something.... this is important.

/moviequotes

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

marioinblack posted:

29 pitches and a run across is pretty nice for the Cubs

Great AB by Zobrist. Can't say enough good about it.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TMMadman posted:

Also, I really hate that Chevy hatchback commercial: It's like business in the front, party in the back!

Shut the gently caress up, stupid.

That's exactly how you describe a mullet.

The Chevy Hatchback is a mullet.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dammit Jake, don't walk guys.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Come on, Javy, it's not THAT cold.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
STRIKES, MOTHERFUCKER..... CAN YOU THROW THEM???

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
About time you got off your rear end, Bosio.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
OH MY GOD HE THREW A STRIKE!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Finally!

Do the Cubs employ a proctologist so Jake can get his head out of his rear end?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

joeburz posted:

cubs pitchers shook as gently caress when lindor gets on base i guess

Seems like they get that way when Hamilton and Villar are on base as well.

I don't know.... maybe emphasize holding runners on in Spring Training?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dammit Javy that was Ball 4.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dang.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

loving game of inches, man

If Schwarber's ball is 6 inches to the right, a run scores. If Addy's ball is 6 inches farther, a run scores. :mad:

And yet Baez's little excuse me chopper is a single.

Baseball is weird.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

This, I'll take a slight delay over Joe Buck.

I wish I could pause the audio to get it to sync up to TV.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Niwrad posted:

Ortiz dressed like an assassin.

A very, very fat assassin.

If you need a buffet to disappear, he's your man.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Jesus, Dexter. Start loving hitting.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Niwrad posted:

Fowler is shook

Ugh, I hate this term

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol Chisenhall

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
KYLE MOTHERFUCKING SCHWARBER, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Goddamn, I wish he could play the field. I would love to see some lummox in Wrigley.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Schwarber took 1300 pitches in 3 days???? How are his hands not completely raw?

I like the story about how one of the live pitchers he faced was a coach for the Indians.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

The Rokstar posted:

That hustle tho!!

Call me old school, but that's why I hate it when I see guys jogging down the line. I don't care if it's the most routine ground ball you've ever hit in your life, you bust rear end down the line.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

The Rokstar posted:

Man Kyle Hendricks is one goofy motherfucker.

yeah, goofy like a fox!!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

YeahTubaMike posted:

Jake Arrieta's beard is so thick and lush. :allears:

That's why he wasn't any good in Baltimore. It gives him Samson-like powers.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Good, now he wont be in there for 120+ pitches.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
A good prank would be to spray your teammate's bat down with a shitload of hairspray and then when he uses that heater......

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Yep, get him out, Joe.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Joe looks like he's contemplating a menu from a Chinese takeout place or something.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
DO NOT let them back into this game.

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