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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Let us go The Cubs.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yes, I like when the Cubs score first.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Come on you glorious goony goofball. Mash yourself a dinger.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also, I really hate that Chevy hatchback commercial: It's like business in the front, party in the back!

Shut the gently caress up, stupid.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

I hate Joe Buck.

Every hit or fly out he calls it like it's a homerun off the bat. I can't tell if he's just that bad at reading the ball or he's actually monotone.

He's just monotone. I bet he would sound the exact same if he was talking dirty to someone.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Come on Jake, just throw a strike.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo Jake. Settle the gently caress down.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That was ball 4 Baez....but then you redeemed yourself on the next pitch.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Oh man, that would have been a great pitch to hit Contreras.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ugh, I wish Fowler would get on base.

And that Bryant had gotten more of that ball.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Niwrad posted:

Just one Schwarbomb please :pray:


Seriously. That's all I want to see. We were so close to it last night.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwaber is really good at hitting the ball.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
What the hell were you swinging at there Javy?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Every time I see Schwarber's chin scruff, I can't help but think of Joe Dirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Even in this in game interview, Hendricks looks like he's in a hostage video.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

R.D. Mangles posted:

we're a loose, funloving group



This is exactly what he'll look like after winning game 7 when he'll look into the camera and say 'I'm going to Disneyland.'

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So apparently Soler is exactly the same as Heyward.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

bad boy in the boy band posted:

Ugh, I hate this term

Is that because you're shook?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Rizzo gets walked after 12 pitches. Noice.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

How many times has Rizzo hit a homerun ball fowl this post season?

As far as I know, he hasn't hit any birds with a batted ball.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Nice hit Zobrist!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pancakes posted:

I got there first. :colbert:

Again, I'm really lucky they're not scoring these misplays as errors.

Sloppy seconds are just as good!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ok, so bringing in Schwarber to DH was clearly the right move.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwarber should play RF at Wrigley, but just make Fowler come get everything that he has to move more than like 10 steps to get.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GET MY BELT SON posted:

i walk out for three minutes

what did schwarby do?

Another RBI single.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwarber has stole Javys thunder.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha, the Indians are Cubsing it up.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Addy, please be my Daddy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwarber gets walked in!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

wyoak posted:

Dex still looks uncomfortable up there

Yeah, he hasn't looked good this series.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Here comes the Beefy Man with a bat.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It'd be real nice if you stopped swinging at balls Javy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Heyward hits the ball hard, but right at someone.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yay for Fowler!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Contreras paints his nails?

Bright yellow so that pitchers have an easier time reading the signs. Most catchers just use some white tape.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Come on MiMo, just relax.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sydin posted:

And in comes another righty from the Indians bullpen.

How many loving righties do the Indians have? Do they have any LHP outside of Miller?

Miller and Merritt.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry Schwarbs, that was a good pitch.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Seriously, do they realize they are comparing the Chevy Cruze to a mullet? That's just about the worse haircut imaginable.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
How was that a ball?

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