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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

everytime i get headshot in counter strike

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJiQhXq_aGM

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Dec 31, 2007

rediscover posted:

The only time I've ever thrown a controller or anything like that out of rage was when I was like, 10 years old and playing Animal Crossing on DS and I was trying to catch the coelacanth or whatever the rarest fish in the game was and I pushed b instead of a or something and it got away. I immediately chucked my ds at the wall and one of the hinges snapped off. Later that night I choked on a big marshmallow and my neighbor had to do the heimlich on me

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic. RTFM

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

Nostradingus posted:

trying to beat the f-zero gx story mode on hard

eventually i finished like 2/10 of a second behind the ghost on the last chapter, laid motionless for a while, and then removed the disc from my gamecube and placed it in my dresser under a bunch of sweaters i never wore.

I just found that disc again. f-zero gx came out in 2003

thus is the best gaming meltdown i have ever heard

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Dec 31, 2007

Knuc U Kinte posted:

When I was about 14 I took my memory card over to my mate's place to show him my level 99 final fantasy save. We were hanging out with his older sisters bf at the time and I guess to try and be cool he deleted my save in front of us while chuckling. I was so filled with butt salt and care anger that I ran over and punched his face while he and his sister's bf laughed at my ineffectual white punches (they are Maoris and are used to getting punched all the time).

you should have had sex with him

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

this looks like an rear end in a top hat spreading open lmao

turn your monitor on

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

another epic own by me, elf pron

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Dec 31, 2007

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

I got my phone stolen while I was playing on one of the last levels of fire emblem (GBA) and i brought a switchblade with me to the bus for the next 3 months in case another fucker would try it again

this is the best thread on the entire forum

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i just remembered me and my best friend got into a violent fist fight after we kept accidentally kept killing each other on the second level of battletoads

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

When I renewed my Nintendo Power subscription they gave me a choice of different free game guides and I chose Pikmin 1 and ended up using it to get all 30 pieces and after I did it the accomplishment felt so hollow I cried myself to sleep.

lmfao

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