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:getin: or :frogout:
This poll is closed.
:boom: 38 17.35%
yes 34 15.53%
no 18 8.22%
maybe 22 10.05%
paging pagancow 40 18.26%
all of the above 24 10.96%
:same: 43 19.63%
Total: 77 votes
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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Annual Gift Panda posted:

Sorry the pun was too good to wait.

i will forever treasure the shrinkwrapped daikatana and the 80s dos game you gifted me

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CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Migishu posted:

i will forever treasure the shrinkwrapped daikatana and the 80s dos game you gifted me

are you john romero's bitch?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
what was the dos game, I forget

unless it was f15 strike eagle

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Annual Gift Panda posted:

what was the dos game, I forget

unless it was f15 strike eagle

Some D&D game ican't remember the name of it by heart

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
c yosmas s: first gift purchased

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Fuzzy Mammal posted:

c yosmas s: first gift purchased


same



but from aliexpress so lol hopefully it comes in time

burning swine
May 26, 2004



I have also purchased ~my first gift~

so whoever ends up being my santee had damned well better be in to that sort of thing

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i have 3 items ordered that should hopefully arrive by the time i'm getting the personalised parts prepped

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
i have an assortment of ~cool poo poo~ waiting in the wings, but i have a couple things on order.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the first part of my gift is in san diego, but it's not in my house

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
just buy 12 things for your victim from deal extreme and t will take a full year to receive.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the gift that keeps on giving

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
what's that sister site to dealextreme that also sells cheap sex toys?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Annual Gift Panda posted:

what's that sister site to dealextreme that also sells cheap sex toys?

Banggood?

e: I mean I'm just jumping to conclusions based on the name.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh they definitely have sex toys. Under Intimate apparel.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Annual Gift Panda posted:

what's that sister site to dealextreme that also sells cheap sex toys?
i only know about the one that the mbmbam podcast did ads for, extreme restraints

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Annual Gift Panda posted:

what's that sister site to dealextreme that also sells cheap sex toys?

i think it's something like intimate gadgets

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
well 3 beers in i thought of a great idea for this years secret santa so lets hope i can pull it off

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Improbable Lobster posted:

i think it's something like intimate gadgets

yes, this is it. thank

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh they definitely have sex toys. Under Intimate apparel.



banggood is your site if you need sex toys, fake money, and easily concealable tools that remove those security tags from clothing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Christmas has never been cheaper.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




in Europe!

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

i can elf this year i think. what does it involve and is it difficult because i am absolutely untrustworthy and incompetent

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i can elf this year i think. what does it involve and is it difficult because i am absolutely untrustworthy and incompetent

pretty simple - just let santas pm you with questions for their santee, and then you post it in the thread without giving away who the santa is.

I had one or two other offers and will put them in the OP once I gather up the entries so far

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
part 1 of my gift has arrived

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



transglobal is still the best place to price international shipping right?

hopefully all the small pieces arrive before december

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Hi I'm doing this again this year I suppose.

I play vidya (WiiU, PC), am fostering a cat (so whatever cat based gift will result in it being used by possibly an INFINITE number of cats), and have a recently moved-in-to apartment that could use something I suppose. Booze/whatever is fine, but nothing illegal (drugs). I prefer dark alcohols of various sorts. Really whatever seems cool as long as it isn't actually alive.


I could go back and find my santa posts previous I guess but I'm really fuckin lazy. I got someone ladybugs one year though, that was fun.

Enotnert maybe I'll get you a third time and send you something that can get rid of the venus flytrap that got rid of the ladybugs that got rid of the aphids

Skyl3lazer fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Nov 7, 2016

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I don't want to spoil too much about my gift but let's just say, the weekend was educational

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

make sure you poke air holes in the box

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that is a good idea

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
still thinking about signing up this year and make smythe mad because of my stuck gift on customs

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Symbolic Butt posted:

still thinking about signing up this year and make smythe mad because of my stuck gift on customs

here you'll need these goat horns

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



seller while i was at work:

quote:

Hi!
At the moment <> is sold out.
I can replace it with another one really similar.
Same price.
Please let me know if i have to cancel order oif you accept the substitution.
just as i get home to reply:

quote:

i'VE FOUND IT!
TOMORROW I WILL SHIP YOUR ORDER!
BYE
and one of my packages arrived today, things are starting to come together

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
blew $2 on ec2 over the weekend to learn something

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I prolly won't do this year, just got out of debt and end of year expenses are coming up so I'll forgo this years festivities.

Looking forward to seeing all the gunmealmugworms and mattresses that people will receive

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
hi i am fuzzy mammal

previous santees:

'15 siljmonster: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820&pagenumber=18&perpage=40#post452887709 and http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820&pagenumber=34&perpage=40#post453853196
'14 dur/elder postsman: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147&pagenumber=84&perpage=40#post438614766 , http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=439127038 , and http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147&pagenumber=153&perpage=40#post439558305

i kinda like to give gag bad gifts befitting a bad poster which is good because they invariably are!

stuff about me:
- from my post history you'd probably think it's only gaming mtg and yospos, which are good, but i'm also in to
- cooking and kitchen gadgetry, especially mediterranean cuisine
- hard scifi, or good physics and math books
- i am slowly exploring different whiskys so booze works. cool things that are hard to get elsewhere than where you are are of course great too
- i will totally wear funny t shirts not to worry (size L)

my dog died last christmas if anyone remembers the cute pictures of her, but i have an american eskimo named luna now. she's just turned one:

https://www.instagram.com/lunathepouncer/ :v:
she is a doofus and a troublemaker

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

hi i am fuzzy mammal

previous santees:

'15 siljmonster: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820&pagenumber=18&perpage=40#post452887709 and http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820&pagenumber=34&perpage=40#post453853196
'14 dur/elder postsman: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147&pagenumber=84&perpage=40#post438614766 , http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=439127038 , and http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147&pagenumber=153&perpage=40#post439558305

i kinda like to give gag bad gifts befitting a bad poster which is good because they invariably are!

stuff about me:
- from my post history you'd probably think it's only gaming mtg and yospos, which are good, but i'm also in to
- cooking and kitchen gadgetry, especially mediterranean cuisine
- hard scifi, or good physics and math books
- i am slowly exploring different whiskys so booze works. cool things that are hard to get elsewhere than where you are are of course great too
- i will totally wear funny t shirts not to worry (size L)

my dog died last christmas if anyone remembers the cute pictures of her, but i have an american eskimo named luna now. she's just turned one:

https://www.instagram.com/lunathepouncer/ :v:
she is a doofus and a troublemaker

a good dogge

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Fuzzy Mammal posted:

my dog died last christmas if anyone remembers the cute pictures of her

i am sorry to here this :rip: tiny lady version of my dogge

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that is a good fluffy white doge

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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
Dear Bhodi, I am now polishing off the bottle of Tito's vodka you got me last yosmas in an attempt to be properly hungover for the election results tomorrow morning :)/:(

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