OFFICIAL kristallpos SASS 2016, dat mac: random access mammaries

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yes	34	15.53%
no	18	8.22%
maybe	22	10.05%
paging pagancow	40	18.26%
all of the above	24	10.96%
	43	19.63%
Total:	77 votes

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Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i will participate again this year. alcohol is about the only thing i like anymore, so that would be a good option for a gift.

i guess i also enjoy airplanes and aviation/space stuff, maps and map-related items, Vintage Computing, interesting foods and local things, and sci fi dystopias and associated architecture. shirt size is small, usually.

there are way too many video games in my steam account that i have not and probably will never play so i don't need any more of those.

i have a small child and she is 4 years old. i also have a cat named zoey and a dog named mindy. i had a cat named teddy, but he is gone. :rip:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 23:36

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:32

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

hmm hmm hmm

when I was writing the note included in ~my parcel~ I somehow had gotten the idea in my head that revealing my identity wasn't kosher for yosmas

that was wrong and bad, and actually makes the note even more confusing

so I guess i'll just out myself: elder postsman it's me i'm your santa, motherfucker

your stuff should arrive wednesday

yes it arrived today! and i will make a post later tonight.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 01:54

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

oh no i hope it is not a dog, i already have one.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 01:54

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

bump_fn posted:

went out and bought last part of gift will mail tomorrow morning

rip my wallet

i took tomorrow off so i could do all this things

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 02:07

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Elder Postsman posted:

yes it arrived today! and i will make a post later tonight.

i got a box

there was an envelope in the box with a note and some stickers:

i FINALLY get to eat a bag of dicks like everyone keeps telling me to do

this stuff looks fuckin good

and the keychains are awesome

and finally, i'm gonna be a big hit at the next LAN party

Thanks COACHS SPORT BAR!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 08:00

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

sent out a boozy yosgift this morning :toot:

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 23:37

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

graph posted:

a package came from elder postsman! (i am not in yosmas)

oh wow is this the peanut butter porter you rave about? thanks!! it will be enjoyed this weekend

yeah it is. it's extremely good.

those are their "crowlers", they're uh 32 ounces? half a growler, in a can.

e: oh it says crawler right on the can. lol.

Elder Postsman fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 29, 2016

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 01:25

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

PokeJoe posted:

hell yeah, i've been wanting to read this but ive been too lazy to buy it

oh good! it's been recommended here a lot (mostly by my Good Friend Tori CMOS) and is a really interesting read. i just happened to come across it while looking for other books that are apparently impossible to find.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 22:20

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:32

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

r u ready to WALK posted:

Suffix sent a nifty bonus gift!

Dog doesn't seem to appreciate the finer arts though

Thanks!

cooooool

I wish his calendar was still for sale

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 17:23

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