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:boom: 38 17.35%
yes 34 15.53%
no 18 8.22%
maybe 22 10.05%
paging pagancow 40 18.26%
all of the above 24 10.96%
:same: 43 19.63%
Total: 77 votes
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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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hello my yosfriends i am happy to participate again this year :yayclod:

past Satnees:

2015: Jimmy Carter
(also i did a bonus sned to HAIL eSATA-n b/c his santa was a turd last year)

2014: HAIL eSATA-n


here are some suggestions for my secret santa:

- i have two cats. please feel free to send cat toys, cat treats, or the most irresistible scratching post devised by man

- please feel free to send a clever t-shirt in size XL.

- i would greatly enjoy foodstuffs, beverages, or other locally-produced items from where you live, especially if you are not an american. the macadamias that Stereotype sent last year were loving amazing
-- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee. liquor's fine.

- i got my first smartphone ever this year. it is an lg nexus 5x. i already have a case for it, but if you know of any sw8 accessories or usb-c gadgets, maybe that would be cool

EDIT: i'm also cool with surprises. please don't feel terribly constrained, these are just suggestions.



please enjoy this picture of my cats. thanks and "god bless",

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Nov 18, 2016

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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gently caress, not teddy


this year just keeps getting worse :smith:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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edited my earlier post to clarify that my list is just suggestions and not requirements

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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gently caress customs and border patrol

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

no gif cause I'm phone posting. thanks and hail satan

hail

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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anthonypants posted:

your operating system is a dick operating system

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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getting a steak and Manhattan as a stiffener before I go YOSMAS shopping. god it's nice being between jobs

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Luigi Thirty posted:

it boots to a windows 3.1 desktop with an error message saying someone's quicken data is missing :pwn:

rip dad's retirement

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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eschaton posted:

worst case, there's this: NEC ProSpeed 386 Docking Station Expansion Unit

and you could put an Ethernet and bus mouse card in it too!

how's that keyboard feel?

lol those expansion slots

i've got an old toshiba laptop at my mother's place with a pentium-200 and a docking station with a couple of expansion slots. fun times

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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i'm hoping to get my gift out tomorrow, if i don't die in a blazing wreck


poor portland, thought of snowflakes and died

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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ATTN santee:

the YOSMAS is sned

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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hail

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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graph posted:

some folks in here have really nice writing

and then there's me lol

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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oh poo poo, did the YOSMAS arrive??! it's from "james"!




lol wonder what's in this letter




uh... oh......




lol okay




suddenly the hand sanitizer makes so much more sense




jesus christ




seems legit




lol best use of gentoo linux






okay maybe this wasn't the yosmas :xd:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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MiniFoo posted:

[edit] I've officially been a member of this site for a decade, gently caress

fuckin thing went all to hell when you :regd06: came along


(j/k lol)

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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holy poo poo guys! the yosmas arrived (for reals this time) today!




...i'm gonna post the pictures later, but wanted to get the word out immediately that C.H.O.M.E. is a good santa and his gifts are much appreciated :buddy:


(jerky is tasty and the cats are digging that isopod!)

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Thanks for putting it together this year CrazyLittle!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Symbolic Butt posted:

this gif made my day, my mom bought this guy and she was like "this is most yospos thing" and I was like "hell yeah, I'm so sending one of these"

lol

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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a good catte

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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C.H.O.M.E posted:

farmer crack rear end I am requesting pics of cats with the giant isopod.

hey sorry man, i totally flaked on posting pics


coming up but first let's go through the standard sequence

aww hell yeah, the yosmas is here!!



quality mac 'n' cheese packing tape



isopod...?



isopopod! full of :catdrugs:



gently caress this isopod is awesome. i would dig it even if it wasn't a cat toy



frisbee! far out!



confuse your enemies.



tease the mind.



YOSCUBE



yessss.



my posts shall now be well and festively lit!



chutney and ~mucho picaso~ salsa. (i have not tried these yet. i need to get some chips.)



i've already consumed the jerky. it was much tasty. i'm really happy my santas send such delicious delights :buddy:



by the way if you haven't noticed, C.H.O.M.E. did some really cool labeling that i dug a lot



also here a video of Hunahpu and the isopod (sorry about my voice, i just can't deal w/ how cute my cats are sometimes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7iK_uvyR3E




again: thank you C.H.O.M.E.!!!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Migishu posted:

good job on embedding a video you created but not enabling the embedding option on the video so we're forced to go to youtube anyway

i didn't deliberately embed the video, i just copy/pasted the link in and some old forums developer's magic did the rest. i don't have embedded video enabled on the forums so i don't notice the difference. i think it would literally be more effort for me to not embed the video

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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wow that is a shitload of LSI chips, god drat

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