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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
ok everyone onto the bus we're going to the shady maple smorgasbord. it's going to take about an hour and a half to get there but it'll be worth it. i am going to get potato soup, collard greens, and garlic bread when we do. bus isn't even moving yet and i'm so darn hungry.


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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

sounds shady to me op

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
hello, parallax scroll. have a seat anywhere you'd like! what're you in the mood for? i recommend the pan seared steak and caramelized shallots.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Will they be having lime jello with fruit bits in it?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Will they be having lime jello with fruit bits in it?

absolutely. rows of trays of jello with little bits of whatever fruit it's supposed to be. all very very good. *spoons out a heaping portion into the trough*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im unfamiliar with any restaurant that doesnt have ketchup in packets

will this be a problem

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I heard someone pissed in the mashed potatoes gimme some o that

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
My HS girlfriend's school held their prom there, I was all excited and then they didn't serve the regular Shady Maple food. Biggest let down

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im confused i thought this was a strip club that specialized in fat chicks

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Shady Maple's scrapple sucks.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

hth posted:

im confused i thought this was a strip club that specialized in fat chicks

sometimes it is :pray:

ketchup packets are nice but just wait until you shake and palm it out of a narrow glass bottle.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
but i wanted to play bingo!

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
eh... i don't know. will they have circus peanuts?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

ROFLburger posted:

eh... i don't know. will they have circus peanuts?

try the green beans in peanut sauce

would someone give this bus a push? cripes

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i pooped my pants and now i want to go home

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Enfield posted:

i pooped my pants and now i want to go home
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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Is there a chocolate wonderfall

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
these noodles are too hard, i vant chew them. i have to use the bathroom again *begins shrieking*

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
corral it back into your rear end and compose yourself a little better in the shady maple smorgasbord.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how many plates have you eaten

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I Like shady Marple ever since we went there on a middle school field trip. Lancaster is a bit out of the way though, so I don't have it very often, but it is always a treat. I especially enjoy that they have recliners in which you can pass out for a while to help digestion.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I would like one of those fruit salads with coolwhip marshmallows and shredded coconut please *combs fingers through stout midwestern housewife mullet*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Will we be back in time for the Lawernce Welk show?

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
All my high school friends would talk about wanting to go to Shady Maple for breakfast on the weekends but I never did because I didn't want to pay $12 plus tax for the privilege of eating turkey sausage covered in octogenarian sputum

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
do they have sushi

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
trying to find a list of all the things they have....

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

trying to find a list of all the things they have....

* Delmonico steak
* Those weird crinkly carrot chips
* Corm
* Butter, butter bread, butter beans
* Pico de gallo
* Salted milk

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Doctor J Off posted:

I Like shady Marple ever since we went there on a middle school field trip.

We did the same thing. What kind of school field trip just takes kids to a buffet restaurant?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

walgreenslatino posted:

We did the same thing. What kind of school field trip just takes kids to a buffet restaurant?

pennsylvania white trash school

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

pennsylvania white trash school

yeah i was gonna say these stories about having field trips and proms at shady maple smorgasbord sound PA as gently caress.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

trying to find a list of all the things they have....

might i suggest the country fried steak?

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Eastern/Central PA General Chat: Hitting Up Shady Maple Afore the Eggles Game

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I have a pretty crazy craving for canned pears right now.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
let us join hands and thank the lord for this bounty of corn fritters he has blessed us with

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
uh... nobody go to the bathroom for a little while - bit of an incident... there's maple everywhere. used to be maple anyways

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i sure could go for a bord right now

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
*unbuckles his belt a notch. pats belly and chuckles*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I have to take a poo poo before I eat. :v:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
This sounds like a place that buys all their ingredients from Apple Cabin Foods.

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