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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Sniep posted:

the worst pizza of my life still to-date was mid-late 1980s elementrary/middle school rectangle pizza

i hated it then, and hate everything i recall of it from them now

zero nostalgia
it's this

i'm fairly confident that's exactly what they served us

in 2003

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Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
school cafeteria square pizza is pretty much elios. If you want to relive those halcyon days just hit up your local freezer at the grocery store and buy some cardboard with cheese on it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

George posted:

salt pizza
strawberry lemon pizza
macaroni and cheese pizza

strawberry lemon pizza sounds awesome, that's just a cheesecake

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



there's a local build-your-own personal pizza chain that has dessert pizzas and they have strawberries and nutella and sweet ricotta on them and are v delicious

e: apparently they changed it and now have two different dessert pizzas but neither has nutella

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
somebody at work got one of those oreo pizzas from dominos and it was one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

carry on then posted:

it's this

i'm fairly confident that's exactly what they served us

in 2003

yes. this poo poo



first GIS result

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

there's nothing green in that lunch

my mom would have been very disappointed

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Sniep posted:

yes. this poo poo



first GIS result

I'm the corn juice

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

corn is a green

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
actually I'm the chocolate milk carton that has a thin layer of ice on the top surface of the milk

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

C.H.O.M.E posted:

actually I'm the chocolate milk carton that has a thin layer of ice on the top surface of the milk

on that note,

i'm the cold corn

like somehow htat's acceptable?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
the pretzel w/ mustard looks p good tho. pair the pretzel and corn with salisbury steak day and you got yourself a meal.

what fancy school has the fresh fruit and home fries tho, hosed up if true

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

american school lunches are ridiculously horrible

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

pizza in china comes with corn as a default topping, you gotta ask them to hold the corn if you don't want corn

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

fart simpson posted:

american school lunches are ridiculously horrible

some places it's the same food supplier as prisons. i remember there were laxatives found in some of the food at mcgill, i think because the meat was low grade

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

George posted:

salt pizza
strawberry lemon pizza
macaroni and cheese pizza

these are all pizza ideas told to me by 3-year-olds

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

OldAlias posted:

some places it's the same food supplier as prisons. i remember there were laxatives found in some of the food at mcgill, i think because the meat was low grade

in most places it's "the same supplier as prisons" since like 90% of the commercial kitchens (hospitals, schools, prisons, hotels, etc) in the country are supplied by aramark, sodexo or sysco

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

in most places it's "the same supplier as prisons" since like 90% of the commercial kitchens (hospitals, schools, prisons, hotels, etc) in the country are supplied by aramark, sodexo or sysco

aramark and sodexo are capable of making good food, it's all about what the contract is

c-suite/board room aramark food service is lobster and poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

this thread is extraordinarily shameful

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

mishaq posted:

c-suite/board room aramark food service is lobster and poo poo

if no corn juice count me OUT

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

american school lunches are ridiculously horrible

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



...there was an Amazon offer of six of these for a tenner :kiddo:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ketchup is a vegetable

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
to the tune of Sondheim/Bernstein:

ketchup a veg in a-mer-i-ca
corn also veg in a-mer-i-ca
square plastic tray in a-mer-i-ca
square pizza lunch in a-mer-i-ca

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

C.H.O.M.E posted:

to the tune of Sondheim/Bernstein:

ketchup a veg in a-mer-i-ca
corn also veg in a-mer-i-ca
square plastic tray in a-mer-i-ca
square pizza lunch in a-mer-i-ca

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

C.H.O.M.E posted:

to the tune of Sondheim/Bernstein:

ketchup a veg in a-mer-i-ca
corn also veg in a-mer-i-ca
square plastic tray in a-mer-i-ca
square pizza lunch in a-mer-i-ca

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

C.H.O.M.E posted:

to the tune of Sondheim/Bernstein:

ketchup a veg in a-mer-i-ca
corn also veg in a-mer-i-ca
square plastic tray in a-mer-i-ca
square pizza lunch in a-mer-i-ca


maybe rammstein?

ketchup veggie in amerika
coca cola
plastic za

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

C.H.O.M.E posted:

the pretzel w/ mustard looks p good tho. pair the pretzel and corn with salisbury steak day and you got yourself a meal.

what fancy school has the fresh fruit and home fries tho, hosed up if true

if its like my schools were those "home style fries" are actually just baked. this is probably better for you in all ways

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

yeah they had a whole "no fry zone" thing i remember

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

if its like my schools were those "home style fries" are actually just baked. this is probably better for you in all ways

baked fries are good if you put in a modicum of effort

so baked fries in schooles are probably garbage

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
baked fries are always sub par

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
"hmm, I'm glad I got the baked 'fries' instead of the French fries" - nobody ever.

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

ill eat any pizza

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

and yes, the pizza tracker on dominos is a lie, its just a button/timer they press manually and randomly
quality control just means "its under the heat lamp"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



yeah but you can set it to 80s metal and your computer screams YOUR PIZZAS IN THE OVEN YEAAAAAAHHHHH at you

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
my school had cheese stuffed breadsticks and mountain dew it was amazing

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
lol. no wonder americans are all inveterate lardasses who think they'll starve if they don't consume 8 billion calories every time they sit down

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx84-5djQCI

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

great save on that puck that would've missed the net, shoulda made tyler go all the way down the block to get it

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

OldAlias posted:

McDonalds® - We Deliver™

burger king delivers here

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

detroit style best pizza

wisdom

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

the worst pizza ever is lovely bowling alley pizza or something

actually it's ohio valley style pizza

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