Horsecock (Jim) & Sam/Bennington/OpieRaqio/Tranthony Cumia Megathread

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Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Victorkm posted:

Jim and Sam's razzing session on D-Bag yesterday cracked me up. D-Bag describes a tattoo he has that is Angel Wings with a banner stating "Overcome" and Jim suggests "That's how he likes his chicken."

This and "I'd like to catch your dog with a car tire" today were two great lines.

Edit: The entire segment of them trashing Travis's lovely dog was great.

Stokes fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Nov 9, 2016

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:53

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:20

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Chip made an appearance on the UFC ppv tonight.

https://twitter.com/jables15/status/797648504906809345

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 05:27

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Matt from NY gets away with one, and Sam doesn't catch on: https://youtu.be/_Rnp3khm8ro?t=49m1s

Edit: Or he caught on right away and just let it happen, which is a better version of the story.

Stokes fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Nov 18, 2016

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 19:57

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Jim's response to dumb Opie's vaguery:

https://twitter.com/jimnorton/status/803081390426361856

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 07:00

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Sam and Jim then Ellis then Opie? Maybe when Opie hits the bricks they can bring Ronnie B. in. Also Ellis confirmed on his facebook that it's starting in January.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 03:01

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

JFC posted:

gently caress that. Bennington is doing fine where it is. Keep it as far away from Opie and Jason Ellis as possible.

You didn't read the whole sentence you goose. Also this is just my opinion but I don't think 'just fine where he is' = a middle of nowhere station with not even enough bandwidth devoted to it to prevent your voice from sounding robotic half the time.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 21:46

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Call Me Charlie posted:

Sam is co-hosting the WWE PPV preshow.

https://twitter.com/notsam/status/810676074241785856

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 04:02

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

TL posted:

What about Ant, is he still keeping sober?

What do you think?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 03:13

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Opie's complete lack of self awareness is quite impressive. (Check his twitter.) At this point I don't think anyone worth their salt would look down on Jim for completely nuking the bridge. The time for passive agressive pot shots has passed.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 18:56

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/824389438843273216

Amazing.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 01:21

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-RlZaYpA58
Wanted poster on his poster wall poster wall poster poster wall.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 01:59

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Vague E-Rock has piped in.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQUN4dwgIj7/

Hoagie Boy posted:

It's only February. No one else gives a poo poo, so the what do I care. Travel agent is gonna be busy.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 18:40

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

John Romero posted:

how did bobo do this morning whats new with him

It was Everything Bobo. It had: Awkward sexual roleplay, mispronounced words, sentences with words in the wrong order, dog talk, and impressions of Jim's impressions. It was a good and fun radio segment.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 02:15

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Vague E-Rock strikes again with a pretty good troll.

https://twitter.com/erockradio/status/833877918967283713

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:28

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Jim's new special is so far and above his previous efforts.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 20:56

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

JFC posted:

So, mediocre?

I get that. Especially his last special which was dull as dishwater. But this one's really good and funny.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:37

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

I badly reaggravated my jacked up knee today and this is all I could think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncxhudTnu6U

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 20:21

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Go on wi' da chlorophyll!

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 00:13

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Today they bumped AJ Mendez Brooks from the live show in favor of two WWE women (of course), but they shouldn't have because AJ's interview was way better. So here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moLcaLMtXg0

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 03:03

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

spudsbuckley posted:

Bumping an ex-WWE wrestler for two current WWE wrestlers kind of makes sense in the context of Sam working for WWE numerous times on PPV over the past few months.

Yeah, I'm not surprised he made a 'Notice me, Daddy' decision. It just came off as very blatant. At least the official show twitter is pimping the interview pretty hard compared to the other one.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 02:10

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

empty baggie posted:

Chips podacast was loving terrible and I can't wait for the next one.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 00:09

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Here's Chip's 2nd Podacast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVGRV3Yoy0

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 21:00

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

http://radaronline.com/videos/gregg-opie-hughes-sirius-radio-show-canceled/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

# ¿ May 2, 2017 00:48

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Snacksmaniac posted:

People itt are barely posting to make fun of it. It seems it's not just bad but pointless.

I can't listen to it. It's like trying to listen to Raditude by Weezer. It's just impossible.

# ¿ May 2, 2017 13:50

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Stefan Prodan posted:

What's the "leave it alone" bit from?

Grape fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRfAeD-wNcY

Also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CYkZcPYXQI

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 02:36

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Anthony got banned from twitter lol.
https://www.twitter.com/anthonycumia

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 01:42

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

CrashCat posted:

Yeah you're right, Ellis threw a tantrum while everyone around him was being pretty calm and reasonable about things. Makes it hard to feel any sympathy even though he's got some reasoning

I can't find the call on today's J and S show, when does it happen?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 05:38

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Ellis show. First hour or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPknCklvDQ

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 13:48

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

My favorite Bobo call is when he calls in the middle of (aka Opie takes the call during) some guy pouring his heart out about suicide to tell the boys about his Colin and Bobo Super Team idea.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 21:49

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Fabricated posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH64SjcMD4M

I was going to post that one but I thought it was Bobby's bomb, not Jim's. I wasn't too far off.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 01:27

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

One of my favorite Jim quotes is "Where were you when they were handing out pizazz?" when talking to Bobo. Also "BOBO GO HOME AND GO TO BED." when he called the show in an attempt to bring an illegal alien into the studio.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 14:59

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:20

Stokes: Jun 13, 2003; Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

TEFFT PATTERN made a Jimcy comp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWZdgAv_Q0

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 15:46

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