A gallery of terrible shots: It's the November Contest thread!

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-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest!

last month's theme was "Unorthodox", and I guess I kicked everyone's rear end

-CHA posted:

Light by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :911:

Sensory :cabot:

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until roughly the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, and makes the new thread!

:siren:

# ? Nov 1, 2016 21:47

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:25

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

# ? Nov 12, 2016 23:12

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

2016-11-13_234727 by Anders �quist, on Flickr

erephus fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Nov 16, 2016

# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:30

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:40

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

# ? Nov 17, 2016 21:50

Catsby: Sep 28, 2016

# ? Nov 19, 2016 18:13

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Owl by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

# ? Nov 20, 2016 04:06

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:22

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

LOW EFFORT CAT ENTRY BITCHES

# ? Nov 25, 2016 07:29

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Squirrel tackle by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

# ? Nov 28, 2016 04:31

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Nov 28, 2016 21:10

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

VOTING TIME

anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

erephus posted:

2016-11-13_234727 by Anders �quist, on Flickr

InternetJunky posted:

Ric posted:

Catsby posted:

-CHA posted:

Owl by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

Cacator posted:

Mr. Despair posted:

Bubbacub posted:

Squirrel tackle by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

Soopafly posted:

# ? Nov 30, 2016 12:22

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Mr despair hail Satan

# ? Nov 30, 2016 12:56

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

InternetJunky because I feel vaguely unclean after looking at it

# ? Nov 30, 2016 13:47

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

bubbacub

# ? Nov 30, 2016 15:23

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

bubbacub

# ? Nov 30, 2016 15:42

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

-CHA

# ? Nov 30, 2016 18:42

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

Bubbacub

# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:03

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

--CHA DONTCHA

# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:23

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

Bubbacub

# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:55

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

InternetJunky

# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:06

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

InternetJunky

# ? Dec 1, 2016 18:03

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

It's over. Finally.

Internet Junky - 3

Bubbacub - 4

-CHA - 2

Mr. Despair - 1

Bubbacub posted:

Squirrel tackle by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

Congrats Bubbacub! You Win!
Your prize is to make the new thread with your new theme, then email SoundMonkey via soundmonkey@somethingawful.com so he can sticky it.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:34

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

It appears that Bubbacub has disappeared. Runner up Internetjunky, you want to take the helm on the next contest thread?

# ? Dec 6, 2016 17:34

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Oh poo poo, I'm too used to not winning. Will post a thread when I think of a theme.

# ? Dec 7, 2016 05:30

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

I suggest "Hesitation"

# ? Dec 9, 2016 16:23

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Don't settle for someone's suggestion, Bubbacub.

Take your time, and eventually you'll think of something. Heck, we're not even 10 days into December.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 16:29

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Soopafly posted:

I suggest "Hesitation"

# ? Dec 9, 2016 17:08

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:25

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Nm, I'm dumb and didn't see the new thread.

# ? Dec 19, 2016 21:17

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