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mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Lloyd Boner posted:

Does that mean it's a good thing I picked Lamas or a bad thing?

Well Oliveira has a 2-1 record in fights where he missed weight, so he is roughly 66% good at having an unfair advantage over opponents.

On a related note, that's four times missing weight in 11 appearances at featherweight. Win or lose I would think he is going to get the Lineker treatment and become a middle of the pack lightweight from now on.

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mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

CommonShore posted:

Failure to Make Weight for a UFC Fight

John Lineker 5 (in two divisions)
Charles Olivera 4
Anthony Johnson 3 (in two divisions)
Kelvin Gastelum 3

I'm just happy that Brazil still dominates in certain areas of the sport.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
I like Artem if only because he managed to turn a season of TUF into My Super Sweet 16 starring Conor as the rich parent.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

mewse posted:

Bill Burr had a great podcast with Joe Rogan recently, kinda to plug Rogan's new special.

And Rogan's new special on netflix is actually pretty good. The last time I watched Rogan's act, it was booked at the same casino a UFC event had just happened and Dana White was watching from a box so it was like "let's let our announcer imagine he still has his comedy career", this wasn't anything like that.

He is one of the few comics around that doesn't lose me when he starts talking about his kids, that's a rare gift.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
After Fergusons last fight I honestly thought RDA would pressure him and get a TKO within 3 rounds but I'm happy to be proved wrong, especially when the person he could end up fighting next is Conor. Every press conference will be a flurry of insults and indoor sunglasses.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

david carmichael posted:

Rda stopped winning exactly when ugly toney poked him in the eyeball

Maybe I need to watch it again but it felt like the momentum was already in his direction when that happened, to the point where he was frustrated by the opportunity given to rda to recoup and pick out one of his five coaches he could listen to.

How much of a loss you reckon the absence of Cordiero was in that performance? RDA was on UFC unfiltered and said his regular jiu jitsu coach couldn't make it either.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

...and the pitch! posted:

This is the last card where I can go "what, those guys are fighting at 205? I thought they were bantams" or whatever before I figure it out.

Well, UFC 265 is only a few years off.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Phew I thought it was going to be another instance of Jon Jones embarrassing himself. Turns out it was just another elite athlete who beats people up for a living and is manly in every way that doesn't involve getting a boner unassisted.

I get natural boners all the time, is that enough to get me into p4p talks or do I need to be good on the mic too?

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Jonny "Half a chub, eventually" Jones doesn't have the same ring to it

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[runs into bedroom after having to duck into a cupboard superman style to pop a Stallionite Sexuology Guaranteed Erectogenic Formula pill] hey pussy are you still there


Triticum Guzzler posted:

JOE ROGAN: Alright I'm here with the champion, Jon, tell us how you prepared for this fight

JON JONES: You know I'm truly blessed, I have the best training partners and I sparred a lot of rounds with USADA and the Court of Arbitration for Sport, and I'm just staying humble and looking forward to showing Pat Lundvall and the fans at home just what I can do with my hosed up tiny dick that doesn't work

P4P best poster of this page

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Bubba Smith posted:

I hadn't given it much thought before but I don't think any LHW other than Rumble has that strong of a penis either. 205 really is the worst division in every way.

Ryan Bader made Latifi go pretty pretty stiff if I remember rightly

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Given NSACs track record, if Jon pretends to be sorry and humble he gets a month and if he gives them any poo poo or has a lawyer argue good points he gets 5 years to life.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Aye Doc posted:

his dick properly works so he never had the inadequacy driving him to be the best

He's the size of a child and runs a team called Team Alpha Male so that might balance it out

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Dunno if anyone has watched the fighting for history ufc 205 countdown thing but early on you see Coach Kavanagh explaining how they treat sparring like the real fight. The sparring partner doesnt talk to Conor before, they turn the music down and take it seriously.

Ok, I see the wisdom in that but then it cuts to the sparring partner - Artem. Jesus I hope thats them trolling and they're not actually using him to simulate a savage like Alvarez

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Triticum Guzzler posted:

a jon jones vs dan henderson grappling match is the worst idea i've ever heard

No USADA though so expect some very impressive erections from both competitors

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

genderfluid and beautiful posted:

Looks like Ol' Boneless is taking a year away from a lot of things.

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/796071392332509184

Good practice for the felony he inevitably gets between now and 2020.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
It's far more insidious than ISIS. It's an email scammer. Mrs Hussin is a lot less verbose these days though, she used to go with poo poo like this

Mrs Hussin posted:

Greetings My beloved friend,

I sincerely apologize for any inconvenient my email may cause, I know the internet is not safe anymore, people have abused it so much that it is difficult to trust anyone, lies, deceit, impersonation and theft to name but few. But this mail comes from a devastated, sorrowful and emotional heart that needs compassion so please, i am begging you to handle what i am about to say with pure heart and utmost secrecy. If after reading this email, you feel you cannot be of any help to me, please delete this message to avoid internet mongers pretending to me, tampering with my email, Please do not respond to any email from anyone that pretending to me i beg you.

I am Mrs. Habrizah Binti Hussin from Malaysia, married to Late Engr Mr. Abd-Al-Hussin{PhD} who worked with WUHAN IRON AND STEEL COMPANY As a major dealer in China for 20 years he died on 7th May 2008 on a car accident, We were married for Nineteen years without a child. Before his death, he deposited the sum of {4,300,000.00 million dollars} Four Million Three hundred Thousand United State Dollars with a bank In Asia and this fund is presently with the bank awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer Problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Charity organization or good person that will use this fund to build an orphanage home which was the dream of my late husband.
l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. I kept this deposit secret till date; this is why I am taking this decision. I don't think I will need any telephone communication in this regard because of the confidentiality of this transfer. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money.

I am very grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and I want to assure you that will be greatly rewarded for what you have chosen to do. Although we are knowing each other for the first time but I believe our Allah has directed me to you as I prayed and searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile on EMAIL Datas owners list and picked you. Be assured you stand no risk as this is my money, I and my late husband labored for it and me as the next of kin has the sole power to donate the funds to whoever I want. I am a religion women and take delight only in the things of Allah and I have prayed a lot on this already and I believe so much in the manifestation of Allah that I know he will not fail me and I want you to know that you have to be strong in your faith as he {Allah} will surely strengthen you. My husband's relatives will misuse this fund because they have sold my entire late husband's wealth and property left behind. they have sold virtually all we have here in Ukraine and Malaysia, As I am here in the hospital they are around me they wait to hear that I am dead so that they lay their hands on my last belongings here on earth, But that does not bother me because things of the earth are canal, I do not want them to know about this deposit that is why I am communicating with you only on email and I am making communication with the finance firm also who understands my predicament.

All I need is your absolute trust, commitment, confidentiality and honesty because I want to see my late husband's vision fulfilled before I leave this sinful world. My spirit directed me to you as I prayed and searched over the internet for someone to help me since I can no longer trust my family members and friends and I do not want this particular deposit to be used for things of the world. I will want you to get back to me that you will be absolutely honest about this transaction and you will use this money to the Glory of Allah. Also you have to assure me you will keep this transaction confidential and you will be willing to contact the finance firm which is located in Asia and finalize all necessary formalities as to the release of the fund to you.

I will also want to know a little more about you regarding your life, your spiritual life what you do for a living so as for me to know you well. I require your urgent response, if you are trustworthy and willing to help me finalize this transactions that i will immediately write my chamber to prepare a court injunction/power of attorney making you beneficiary to my fund ,some copy of other documents are with the finance firm as I sent it to them for safe keeping so my family members will not lay their hands on it.

To prepare this document I will require your full names and address. With this document you will contact the finance firm to arrange the transfer of the fund to you. As soon as you have received the fund then you will help me set up charity or distribute it to charity organizations and hospitals. I pray to be alive when you receive this fund and start this project so that you can visit me here if you wish to.
i will be very happy if you can stand and fulfill this work of Allah wish you have been called to do.

Your Sister,
Mrs. Habrizah Binti Hussin.

Tell you what Tim, if you make a show where you hunt Nigerian princes with a high powered rifle I will definitely watch it.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
The Tyron Woodley gameplan for a karate master with a limited groundgame was put his back to the fence and stare into his eyes. I can't believe I'm saying this but Conor could win that one.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Good news for dangersim. Eddie came up with a post fight quote that at least matches inefficient energy:

"But I just boxed too much. I just boxed too much tonight, too much boxing."

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

I.N.R.I posted:

tyron looked rather good in that fight I thought

He looked good in the first round when he controlled from the top, and of course the near TKO but for the three and a half rounds between those moments he was struggling a lot. If Wonderboy had someone in his corner who gave advice instead of just giving pep talks that could have easily gone another way.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Andrade probably. Dana said he was interested in Gadelha vs Karolina.

There's not really anyone in the division who will challenge her on paper and there are no big fights for her to make as a catchweight special event or whatever either. She's too good.

You just reminded me how much of a killer Andrade looks at 115. I know she only had a couple of fights but god drat what a couple of fights they were. Penne and Calderwood are on the decline but I feel that wasn't entirely true until Andrade confirmed it.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

fatherdog posted:

He said the plan was to use kicks and takedowns, and aside from a couple decent leg kicks in the beginning he threw pretty much nothing but punches, so "boxed too much" is in fact exactly what he did wrong; there's nothing weird or dumb about that quote.

And Conors plan was to punch Nate's head into the crowd, he got very tired trying to do just that. The two differences being

- Conor accepted that fight at 170 on a few days notice and it's well documented that he says wacky poo poo all the time
- Long before Alvarez v Conor was ever even mentioned, Eddie was doing the rounds in interviews casually saying Conor is overrated and that if these dummies fighting him would just adopt a better plan they would beat him easily. I'm not saying it's the apex of weird dumb poo poo, but with that context it's somewhat poetic

Again, without all the talk of there being no Santa Claus and don't let the dog out and the rest of the nonsense, I'd probably just nod and move along.

Wait, I just now realised something, is that why Conor showed up at the pre-fight presser dressed like a pimp santa? I saw it was a nod to Joe Frazier a few pages back but he really did look like a pimp santa.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Work Friend Keven posted:

All in all though, massive respect to Eddie for fighting someone who was so clearly a bigger fighter (Conor's last 2 fights were at 170 even, for those unaware).

Well Nate was 3x bigger than Conor at 170 and Nate is a regular sized lightweight so that means Conor was actually well below 80 pounds when he fought Eddie. He is a giant slayer.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

fatherdog posted:

Yeah, and that plan was using kicks and takedowns, and he didn't do it, because he spent the entire time boxing. So when someone asks him "What did you do wrong" what exactly would you expect him to say other than "I boxed too much"? That's literally what happened. It's not an excuse and it's not weird or dumb, it's a literal description of what he did wrong. You are being weird about this.

At the risk of you thinking me weird, why is my original point wrong? I compared the quote to Conors energy comment after Diaz.

If you don't think it was amusing to see Conor say that at the press conference, more power to you, but it still amounts to the same thing - claiming the result came from something the fighter could control (using a lot of energy, not boxing as much) rather than something they could not (the person they fought was better at fighting than they were).

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

fatherdog posted:

A) Whether the gameplan would have worked or not is immaterial to the fact that he didn't follow it, so when someone asks him what he did wrong, "I did this instead of what we planned on" is a completely normal and reasonable answer

B) In the second fight Conor did, in fact, use less energy, and won, so apparently the result DID come from something he could control, so your entire point is pretty stupid.

A) we agree that both quotes are similar in relevance, so that's sorted at least

B) In the second fight sure. Conor was better at fighting in the second fight than he was in the first as a result of that experience. But the only way that could change the outcome of the FIRST fight would be if Coach Kavanagh had a time machine.

I dunno it feels like we're getting dangerously close to philosophy at this point, I just liked how he said I boxed too much three times back to back. I just want to smile a bit.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Nierbo posted:

Eddies takedowns were atrocious in this fight though and he barely committed to them at all. I feel like the koscheck/chael method of steamrolling a guy and committing all the way is the way to go versus connor, not the 'half hearted jab and duck a lil with your head still at chest level' style.
Wha?

Maybe because by the time he or Mendes had a chance to even consider doing that, they had already received nasty kicks to the midsection and felt the power of his hands. Take a few of those and you will hesitate to charge in with your head down lest it be the last thing you do.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Bundt Cake posted:

BJ and Randy were probably dealing with bigger size discrepancies going from LW to WW and LHW to HW than Conor moving up only 10 lbs.

Yeah that might be true but if Conor went up to 265 he could probably beat Tim Sylvia

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Bundt Cake posted:

Maybe not Randleman or Rizzo tho

I actually forget how much Randy owned sometimes. Chuck gets all the glory but Randy was like the American version of Minowaman.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

The back take looks like the footage was sped up. It doesn't seem possible to do for real without Yoel flying off over the cage from the spin.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Mr. Nice! posted:

Was Ido in McGregor's entourage for this fight?

I was wondering that. Haven't heard a peep from that guy since the first Diaz fight and SBG began trying mystical, outside-the-box ideas such as "game plans" and "nutrition"

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Yoel Romero was getting an olympic silver medal at about the same time Randy Couture was slapping Randleman around in the UFC.

Wrestling is a really chill sport from what I hear, so he probably wouldn't need any help staying healthy up until the age of 39 in the even more chill sport of MMA.

Did he ever serve or was all that marching and saluting even more obnoxious than it looked?

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Eat This Glob posted:

The CIA Factbook says Cuba has "17-28 years of age for compulsory military service; 2-year service obligation; both sexes subject to military service (2012)," so yeah, odds are good he has military service experience. I dunno if athletes get an exemption or anything though.

And they're big fans of goose stepping too, so he's probably not a Nazi God Soldier either :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HN7yjNAhDk

The dude defected to Germany quite a while back so wouldn't be so sure about that bit. Though it was 21st Century Germany, so more of a Neoliberalist Soldier of a Secular Rebublic

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

I.N.R.I posted:

i mean its my opinion. what actually happened was a majority draw in woodley's favour

It's Bisping Hendo 2 all over again. One guy controlled handily for three rounds, and the other guy put him in real trouble twice. You could make an argument for either and I wanted Wonderboy to win but I had it for Woodley.

Don't listen to me though, I tend to score by Pride rules rather than round by round. Also I'm pretty retarded.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Is that a Remembrance Day poppy on Kennedy? I didn't know Americans did that, not even Army Rangers who hunt Hitler and are too manly to get PTSD.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES


"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Possibly, but then his twitter feed is just him arguing with strangers about Gobekli Tepe today so he may have just gone a bit mad with the weed to celebrate California going recreational.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
Also, they must want to break into Russia pretty badly if they are going to take Conor there. This weekend was the first time in five fights where he didn't do Vegas, and that was for MSG. Maybe Conor was serious about not paying that fine and thumbing his nose at NSAC?

fatherdog posted:

If Rogan says it, they're probably talking about doing it, but the likelihood of either of them having signed an actual contract to do so at this point is approximately zero

Pretty much yeah. And then the likelihood of either of them making it to fight week without a Khabib injury or a Conor diva moment are slim.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

vainman posted:

I'd rather gsp kept looking for dinosaurs on the discovery channel, personally

Tim Kennedy vs GSP. Winner will be the best at looking for poo poo that doesn't exist anymore on reality TV.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

1st AD posted:

Don't get me wrong the fight was good for a couple minutes, but him vs *FIGHTER NAME HERE* was dreadful for a good chunk.

There you go, a template for any fight involving Woodley.

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mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES
In this video you get to see how much of a genius mind Coach Kavanagh truly is. Artem Lobov has a fight coming up with a southpaw who moves well and knocks people out, he couldn't for the life of him figure out if SBG had anyone suitable to spar with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_cWnARAIg

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