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Lloyd Boner posted:Does that mean it's a good thing I picked Lamas or a bad thing? Well Oliveira has a 2-1 record in fights where he missed weight, so he is roughly 66% good at having an unfair advantage over opponents. On a related note, that's four times missing weight in 11 appearances at featherweight. Win or lose I would think he is going to get the Lineker treatment and become a middle of the pack lightweight from now on.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 17:47 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 08:29 |
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CommonShore posted:Failure to Make Weight for a UFC Fight I'm just happy that Brazil still dominates in certain areas of the sport.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 17:58 |
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I like Artem if only because he managed to turn a season of TUF into My Super Sweet 16 starring Conor as the rich parent.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 13:59 |
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mewse posted:Bill Burr had a great podcast with Joe Rogan recently, kinda to plug Rogan's new special. He is one of the few comics around that doesn't lose me when he starts talking about his kids, that's a rare gift.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:18 |
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After Fergusons last fight I honestly thought RDA would pressure him and get a TKO within 3 rounds but I'm happy to be proved wrong, especially when the person he could end up fighting next is Conor. Every press conference will be a flurry of insults and indoor sunglasses.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 17:53 |
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david carmichael posted:Rda stopped winning exactly when ugly toney poked him in the eyeball Maybe I need to watch it again but it felt like the momentum was already in his direction when that happened, to the point where he was frustrated by the opportunity given to rda to recoup and pick out one of his five coaches he could listen to. How much of a loss you reckon the absence of Cordiero was in that performance? RDA was on UFC unfiltered and said his regular jiu jitsu coach couldn't make it either.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 12:39 |
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...and the pitch! posted:This is the last card where I can go "what, those guys are fighting at 205? I thought they were bantams" or whatever before I figure it out. Well, UFC 265 is only a few years off.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 17:52 |
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Le Saboteur posted:See you next year Jon "Bad Dick" Jones. Phew I thought it was going to be another instance of Jon Jones embarrassing himself. Turns out it was just another elite athlete who beats people up for a living and is manly in every way that doesn't involve getting a boner unassisted. I get natural boners all the time, is that enough to get me into p4p talks or do I need to be good on the mic too?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 19:08 |
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Jonny "Half a chub, eventually" Jones doesn't have the same ring to it
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:10 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:[runs into bedroom after having to duck into a cupboard superman style to pop a Stallionite Sexuology Guaranteed Erectogenic Formula pill] hey pussy are you still there Triticum Guzzler posted:JOE ROGAN: Alright I'm here with the champion, Jon, tell us how you prepared for this fight P4P best poster of this page
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:19 |
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Bubba Smith posted:I hadn't given it much thought before but I don't think any LHW other than Rumble has that strong of a penis either. 205 really is the worst division in every way. Ryan Bader made Latifi go pretty pretty stiff if I remember rightly
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:49 |
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Given NSACs track record, if Jon pretends to be sorry and humble he gets a month and if he gives them any poo poo or has a lawyer argue good points he gets 5 years to life.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 23:53 |
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Aye Doc posted:his dick properly works so he never had the inadequacy driving him to be the best He's the size of a child and runs a team called Team Alpha Male so that might balance it out
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 12:35 |
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Dunno if anyone has watched the fighting for history ufc 205 countdown thing but early on you see Coach Kavanagh explaining how they treat sparring like the real fight. The sparring partner doesnt talk to Conor before, they turn the music down and take it seriously. Ok, I see the wisdom in that but then it cuts to the sparring partner - Artem. Jesus I hope thats them trolling and they're not actually using him to simulate a savage like Alvarez
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:41 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:a jon jones vs dan henderson grappling match is the worst idea i've ever heard No USADA though so expect some very impressive erections from both competitors
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:50 |
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genderfluid and beautiful posted:Looks like Ol' Boneless is taking a year away from a lot of things. Good practice for the felony he inevitably gets between now and 2020.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:51 |
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It's far more insidious than ISIS. It's an email scammer. Mrs Hussin is a lot less verbose these days though, she used to go with poo poo like thisMrs Hussin posted:Greetings My beloved friend, Tell you what Tim, if you make a show where you hunt Nigerian princes with a high powered rifle I will definitely watch it.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:09 |
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The Tyron Woodley gameplan for a karate master with a limited groundgame was put his back to the fence and stare into his eyes. I can't believe I'm saying this but Conor could win that one.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 17:07 |
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Good news for dangersim. Eddie came up with a post fight quote that at least matches inefficient energy: "But I just boxed too much. I just boxed too much tonight, too much boxing."
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 17:18 |
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I.N.R.I posted:tyron looked rather good in that fight I thought He looked good in the first round when he controlled from the top, and of course the near TKO but for the three and a half rounds between those moments he was struggling a lot. If Wonderboy had someone in his corner who gave advice instead of just giving pep talks that could have easily gone another way.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 19:07 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Andrade probably. Dana said he was interested in Gadelha vs Karolina. You just reminded me how much of a killer Andrade looks at 115. I know she only had a couple of fights but god drat what a couple of fights they were. Penne and Calderwood are on the decline but I feel that wasn't entirely true until Andrade confirmed it.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 19:11 |
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fatherdog posted:He said the plan was to use kicks and takedowns, and aside from a couple decent leg kicks in the beginning he threw pretty much nothing but punches, so "boxed too much" is in fact exactly what he did wrong; there's nothing weird or dumb about that quote. And Conors plan was to punch Nate's head into the crowd, he got very tired trying to do just that. The two differences being - Conor accepted that fight at 170 on a few days notice and it's well documented that he says wacky poo poo all the time - Long before Alvarez v Conor was ever even mentioned, Eddie was doing the rounds in interviews casually saying Conor is overrated and that if these dummies fighting him would just adopt a better plan they would beat him easily. I'm not saying it's the apex of weird dumb poo poo, but with that context it's somewhat poetic Again, without all the talk of there being no Santa Claus and don't let the dog out and the rest of the nonsense, I'd probably just nod and move along. Wait, I just now realised something, is that why Conor showed up at the pre-fight presser dressed like a pimp santa? I saw it was a nod to Joe Frazier a few pages back but he really did look like a pimp santa.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 20:03 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:All in all though, massive respect to Eddie for fighting someone who was so clearly a bigger fighter (Conor's last 2 fights were at 170 even, for those unaware). Well Nate was 3x bigger than Conor at 170 and Nate is a regular sized lightweight so that means Conor was actually well below 80 pounds when he fought Eddie. He is a giant slayer.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 20:18 |
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fatherdog posted:Yeah, and that plan was using kicks and takedowns, and he didn't do it, because he spent the entire time boxing. So when someone asks him "What did you do wrong" what exactly would you expect him to say other than "I boxed too much"? That's literally what happened. It's not an excuse and it's not weird or dumb, it's a literal description of what he did wrong. You are being weird about this. At the risk of you thinking me weird, why is my original point wrong? I compared the quote to Conors energy comment after Diaz. If you don't think it was amusing to see Conor say that at the press conference, more power to you, but it still amounts to the same thing - claiming the result came from something the fighter could control (using a lot of energy, not boxing as much) rather than something they could not (the person they fought was better at fighting than they were).
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 21:07 |
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fatherdog posted:A) Whether the gameplan would have worked or not is immaterial to the fact that he didn't follow it, so when someone asks him what he did wrong, "I did this instead of what we planned on" is a completely normal and reasonable answer A) we agree that both quotes are similar in relevance, so that's sorted at least B) In the second fight sure. Conor was better at fighting in the second fight than he was in the first as a result of that experience. But the only way that could change the outcome of the FIRST fight would be if Coach Kavanagh had a time machine. I dunno it feels like we're getting dangerously close to philosophy at this point, I just liked how he said I boxed too much three times back to back. I just want to smile a bit.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 21:24 |
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Nierbo posted:Eddies takedowns were atrocious in this fight though and he barely committed to them at all. I feel like the koscheck/chael method of steamrolling a guy and committing all the way is the way to go versus connor, not the 'half hearted jab and duck a lil with your head still at chest level' style. Maybe because by the time he or Mendes had a chance to even consider doing that, they had already received nasty kicks to the midsection and felt the power of his hands. Take a few of those and you will hesitate to charge in with your head down lest it be the last thing you do.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 21:51 |
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Bundt Cake posted:BJ and Randy were probably dealing with bigger size discrepancies going from LW to WW and LHW to HW than Conor moving up only 10 lbs. Yeah that might be true but if Conor went up to 265 he could probably beat Tim Sylvia
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 01:13 |
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Bundt Cake posted:Maybe not Randleman or Rizzo tho I actually forget how much Randy owned sometimes. Chuck gets all the glory but Randy was like the American version of Minowaman.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 01:34 |
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Patrick Spens posted:http://i.imgur.com/T2YpkI0.gifv The back take looks like the footage was sped up. It doesn't seem possible to do for real without Yoel flying off over the cage from the spin.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 18:14 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Was Ido in McGregor's entourage for this fight? I was wondering that. Haven't heard a peep from that guy since the first Diaz fight and SBG began trying mystical, outside-the-box ideas such as "game plans" and "nutrition"
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 18:27 |
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Yoel Romero was getting an olympic silver medal at about the same time Randy Couture was slapping Randleman around in the UFC. Wrestling is a really chill sport from what I hear, so he probably wouldn't need any help staying healthy up until the age of 39 in the even more chill sport of MMA. Did he ever serve or was all that marching and saluting even more obnoxious than it looked?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 19:22 |
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Eat This Glob posted:The CIA Factbook says Cuba has "17-28 years of age for compulsory military service; 2-year service obligation; both sexes subject to military service (2012)," so yeah, odds are good he has military service experience. I dunno if athletes get an exemption or anything though. The dude defected to Germany quite a while back so wouldn't be so sure about that bit. Though it was 21st Century Germany, so more of a Neoliberalist Soldier of a Secular Rebublic
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 20:02 |
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I.N.R.I posted:i mean its my opinion. what actually happened was a majority draw in woodley's favour It's Bisping Hendo 2 all over again. One guy controlled handily for three rounds, and the other guy put him in real trouble twice. You could make an argument for either and I wanted Wonderboy to win but I had it for Woodley. Don't listen to me though, I tend to score by Pride rules rather than round by round. Also I'm pretty retarded.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 20:04 |
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plz dont pull out posted:Sage noooooooooooo Is that a Remembrance Day poppy on Kennedy? I didn't know Americans did that, not even Army Rangers who hunt Hitler and are too manly to get PTSD.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 21:40 |
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"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 23:10 |
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Possibly, but then his twitter feed is just him arguing with strangers about Gobekli Tepe today so he may have just gone a bit mad with the weed to celebrate California going recreational.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 23:17 |
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Also, they must want to break into Russia pretty badly if they are going to take Conor there. This weekend was the first time in five fights where he didn't do Vegas, and that was for MSG. Maybe Conor was serious about not paying that fine and thumbing his nose at NSAC?fatherdog posted:If Rogan says it, they're probably talking about doing it, but the likelihood of either of them having signed an actual contract to do so at this point is approximately zero Pretty much yeah. And then the likelihood of either of them making it to fight week without a Khabib injury or a Conor diva moment are slim.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 23:20 |
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vainman posted:I'd rather gsp kept looking for dinosaurs on the discovery channel, personally Tim Kennedy vs GSP. Winner will be the best at looking for poo poo that doesn't exist anymore on reality TV.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 00:46 |
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1st AD posted:Don't get me wrong the fight was good for a couple minutes, but him vs *FIGHTER NAME HERE* was dreadful for a good chunk. There you go, a template for any fight involving Woodley.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 17:23 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 08:29 |
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In this video you get to see how much of a genius mind Coach Kavanagh truly is. Artem Lobov has a fight coming up with a southpaw who moves well and knocks people out, he couldn't for the life of him figure out if SBG had anyone suitable to spar with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_cWnARAIg
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 20:37 |