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mewse
May 2, 2006

MMA landed a proper New York venue and I ate a hat

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mewse
May 2, 2006


God drat I love Joanna!

mewse
May 2, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

Who is rocky?

Raquel Pennington

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bill Burr had a great podcast with Joe Rogan recently, kinda to plug Rogan's new special.

And Rogan's new special on netflix is actually pretty good. The last time I watched Rogan's act, it was booked at the same casino a UFC event had just happened and Dana White was watching from a box so it was like "let's let our announcer imagine he still has his comedy career", this wasn't anything like that.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

JOE ROGAN: Alright I'm here with the champion, Jon, tell us how you prepared for this fight

JON JONES: You know I'm truly blessed, I have the best training partners and I sparred a lot of rounds with USADA and the Court of Arbitration for Sport, and I'm just staying humble and looking forward to showing Pat Lundvall and the fans at home just what I can do with my hosed up tiny dick that doesn't work

Lol

mewse
May 2, 2006

So Jones could still get 2 yrs from NSAC?

mewse
May 2, 2006

I wish I was on a state athletic commission so I could try people in my weird not-a-courtroom and nod and say "oh yes, your dick doesn't work, that's obviously true" and then give them the full punishment anyway

mewse
May 2, 2006

fatherdog posted:

Theory - Dana is consciously attempting to get fatter so there's more of him to put in between fighters intent on hurting each other before he can get people to pay for it

Did you see the gigantic goon they had come and stand behind Dana after the tussle? That was amazing

mewse
May 2, 2006

kimbo305 posted:

Weird, that's pretty advanced, though I guess NYSAC is no nascent commission. Is it a straight carryover from boxing?

Pro boxing has different weight classes but the weight window for matching isn't unusual. They probably adapted it from their boxing policies or lifted it from another commission (there is an association of commissions)

mewse
May 2, 2006

I still don't like Conor, I picked him to win yesterday but he acts like a douche

mewse
May 2, 2006

I reluctantly listened to Tim Kennedy on UFC unfiltered and they said to him something like "cage fighting must be so unexciting compared to armed combat" and he started saying "yeah I'm so calm in the cage that I'm basically aware of everything that's going on, I could tell you the color of the judges shirt" etc etc and he was basically reciting that scene from The Bourne Identity

mewse
May 2, 2006

Biodome posted:

Best part of the post fight presser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQxMt9LLf0&t=1448s

Holy poo poo.

So they ended about 2am eastern, 180 minutes x $10,000/min is 1.8 million dollars lmfao

mewse
May 2, 2006


That guy's rap sheet lol: "Tell you what, if you don't like GBS, don't come to GBS."

mewse
May 2, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Lol Roy Nelson fined and suspended 9 months for kicking Big "John" McCarthy

Good

mewse
May 2, 2006

The tiger thing could also be a reference to The Walking Dead. There is a character that keeps a tiger on that show. Before the zombie apocalypse he is a lowly zookeeper (Conor was a plumber) but by the time we see him he is acting like he is the king (like Conor)

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

I'm not trying to trash him

I don't see why not

mewse
May 2, 2006

The worst part about the clock on the ceiling thing is that a clock on the ceiling could point in any direction, which nullifies the point of specifying 12 to 6

mewse
May 2, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

Wouldn't 12 be the direction the guys head is towards?

Wouldn't he be facing 6? What if he turns his head?

It's like saying "those are 12-6 elbows if you consider the clock at a 60-degree angle". Technically correct but completely stupid because that would be a 2 to 8 elbow.

mewse
May 2, 2006

chaleski posted:

BJ was born into money, he doesn't need to fight

He doesn't need self awareness either but it never hurts

mewse
May 2, 2006

willie_dee posted:

Anyone got a link to that video where Matt Serra owns Marc Laimon on Tuff 4?

Well no but I found this gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIDSxQiC6x0

mewse
May 2, 2006

LOL old TUF is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCWTrqH7Qnc

mewse
May 2, 2006

http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/ufc-and-ontario-commission-release-statements-on-rashad-evans/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=joe+lauzon

Sounds like Rashad's dick doesn't work

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bruce Buffer has been suspended for leaving the ring to ask if Woodley winning was a mistake

mewse
May 2, 2006

Gay Horney posted:

I can definitely forgive him for not catching every detail of whatever assuredly insanely boring corporate training video poo poo Usada sent out.

That mandatory training that was available in his native language that he signed off that he had taken (twice) and was supposed to prevent him from taking a banned substance, that training?

mewse
May 2, 2006

fatherdog posted:

I'd like to note that everyone talking about this story keeps saying stuff like "Somebody as professional as Machida should hire a guy to take care of his supplements so this doesn't happen", but Black House already has a S&C coach and it's this guy -



who is 57 in that photo

Is his name Vitor?

mewse
May 2, 2006

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

kind of surprised sage's parents let him go to tito's house

Please don't shame someone for having their private dick photos shared online, beating up their porn star girlfriend, and having jizz stains on their shorts when meeting Sage Northcutt

mewse
May 2, 2006

CarlCX posted:

How can y'all forget about ShockFights

I liked the bald guy they had that wasn't imitating Dana White at all

mewse
May 2, 2006

Kyle Noke retired, for anyone like me who missed it

mewse
May 2, 2006

A she's back cheese snack? Mad wack

mewse
May 2, 2006


I don't know if I can be a fan of his anymore with his pedestrian tastes

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mewse
May 2, 2006


He's fighting the winner of TUF right?

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