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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Stealth recurring character sketch that I forgot I loved.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Well I was gonna vote for Hillary but then I saw a cartoon box that said BENGHAZI.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Cecily!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What a dumb dork!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Should I take the napkin off my head now?

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Jemma can shoot your wife outside.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Good casting.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha I love this sketch already.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Sausage Party was indeed hilarious.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
This is why Cumberbatch can't be Bond.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Zeluth posted:

Sausage Party was indeed hilarious.

Counterpoint: it's the worst thing I've seen all year and unlikely to be beaten for many to come.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Shneak posted:

This is why Cumberbatch can't be Bond.

because he sounds like jeremy irons?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Did Beck have a nosebleed?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

EL BROMANCE posted:

Counterpoint: it's the worst thing I've seen all year and unlikely to be beaten for many to come.

Frank and Beans, dude. But I rescpect your opinion.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I still don't know how you have Cubs players in a stupid singing bit without Kyle Schwarber, who was actually in a glee club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3Hg_Mcbfc

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Solange loving sucks

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Solange, cripes, it is getting late.

Now, you turn it on!?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

skaboomizzy posted:

I still don't know how you have Cubs players in a stupid singing bit without Kyle Schwarber, who was actually in a glee club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3Hg_Mcbfc

Part of the joke was that they are all bad singers.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Why is she doing yoga in the middle of her set?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Youth Decay posted:

Part of the joke was that they are all bad singers.

Bill Murray actually has the voice of an angel.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
END ELECTION END

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

This sketch is purestrain 12:55

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Uh huh.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Nelson Mandela and Howie Mandela

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nelson Mandela and Howie Mandela

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I fuckin love 12:55

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Who is John Homer? Is he a guy who died, or did they just feel like putting his picture up :confused:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It is good to laugh after all these politacal ad commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBCwE1F7X0

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Fun show tonight. The worst part were all the political ads.

May vote Satan now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
What I've learned tonight is to not watch major network shows in the last few days of an election.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Maxwell Lord posted:

What I've learned tonight is to not watch major network shows in the last few days of an election.

Why must you hate capitalism?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
After seeing Solange perform, especially after that second one where her stage crew included two bass players so that they could dance while holding bass guitars or something? Anyway, that second performance, from the singing to the song itself to the... let's call it "choreography"... just, wow. I was wrong about her. I compared her to the much less talented sisters of performers Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears. What I failed to realize is that the gulf between Solange and her much more talented sister dwarfs the gulf between the Simpson and Spears siblings.

Hell, it's a gulf so big that it could be between Beyonce's thighs on a photograph that totally hasn't been fauxtoshopped with a camera-phone filter.

Just... just terrible.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Maxwell Lord posted:

What I've learned tonight is to not watch major network shows in the last few days of an election.

Try watching the World Series... Thankfully the Red Zone Channel will save me tomorrow.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Maxwell Lord posted:

What I've learned tonight is to not watch major network shows in the last few days of an election.

If you're in a swing state, you pretty much have to avoid live TV altogether.

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

tarlibone posted:

After seeing Solange perform, especially after that second one where her stage crew included two bass players so that they could dance while holding bass guitars or something? Anyway, that second performance, from the singing to the song itself to the... let's call it "choreography"... just, wow. I was wrong about her. I compared her to the much less talented sisters of performers Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears. What I failed to realize is that the gulf between Solange and her much more talented sister dwarfs the gulf between the Simpson and Spears siblings.

Hell, it's a gulf so big that it could be between Beyonce's thighs on a photograph that totally hasn't been fauxtoshopped with a camera-phone filter.

Just... just terrible.

Nah

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
yeah the only thing that legit sucks about beyonce's obviously lesser sister is her phrasing

otherwise she's perfectly fine for what she does

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



I loved the final political cold open with Hillary and Donald. However, which Pixies song was that. I am almost postive the music they used at the end of it was a Pixies. Any ideas?

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

Hollismason posted:

I loved the final political cold open with Hillary and Donald. However, which Pixies song was that. I am almost postive the music they used at the end of it was a Pixies. Any ideas?

It was and Arcade Fire song, actually. Can't remember which one.

Found it: Wake up off of Funeral

SpannerX fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Nov 6, 2016

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

raditts posted:

Who is John Homer? Is he a guy who died, or did they just feel like putting his picture up :confused:

Anytime something like that comes up, it's safe to assume it's a crewman.




SpannerX posted:

It was and Arcade Fire song, actually. Can't remember which one.

Found it: Wake up off of Funeral

Best known for being the theme song for Spike Jonze's 'Where the Wild Things Are'

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SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
good weekend update with a feel-good ending for uh i guess a lot of the writers' room and sure go cubs whatever

ep was otherwise sub-mediocre throughout. in retrospect "why is benedict cumberbatch hot?" being the leadoff sketch was a harbinger of the nothing to come. cumberbatch just ain't funny; it happens. with that said they almost certainly could have done more with what they had. probably all exhausted from this election (much like myself - even if it was good i may not have noticed) or saving the good stuff for monday night.

either way worst ep since trump

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