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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Gifts are being ordered Monday, depending on who I get may throw something local in as well that's not super "gag gift-ey"

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Got my SS :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bombs away. Sorry no lovingly hand packed box this time but I promise some drone was paid a living wage paid to wrap it all.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh and I changed my mind I'm in the mix this year. Someone's getting cum lube and they'd better be cool with it :evilbuddy:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
:madmax:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

:getin:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

FF14 has some really good boss music. Here are two others from fights in the same raid series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDvQIqEkuI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pdqUzOH_Hg

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Haha Brute Justice is so loving weird I love it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U84zAfb4b58

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Haha Brute Justice is so loving weird I love it.

So the second fight in that tier is a 4 boss fight against four robots: brawler, blaster, vortexer, and swindler. The final fight before Brute Justice comes out, you're fighting the Oppressor. He and the first four combine to form Brute Justice.

It's all an homage to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruticus

They even went as far as the various arenas your fight the first four robots are numbered after the packaging for some of the toys.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsj4jjbgks

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I'm wear an XL. Going to ruin my Amazon search history tonight :getin:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I sure hope my victim can fit into a large shirt.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

I didn't get a pm :(

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
XL Krew representing.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





XL

Also I am declaring this whole thing racist sonce I can be easily identified by country of origin so I am unfairly disadvantaged

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

XL

Also I am declaring this whole thing racist sonce I can be easily identified by country of origin so I am unfairly disadvantaged

Your fault for being born in mordor

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
I'm torn. On the one hand, I feel duty-bound to ensure that my fellow forum member gets a tasteful gift that will be enjoyed the whole year round.

On the other hand, what the gently caress else am I gonna do with a bunch of Soviet gear and leftovers from Tailhook '91?

Edit: 3XL, I'm a fat bastard.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Good username though?

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I've given up and resigned to the fact that I'm probably gonna be an xL for the next 6 months at least.

I'm pretty stoked about what I'm sending my Santee, so far at least. We will see what it is when it shows up to my crib.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I just send the gifts directly from amazon to my guy. Faster that way. Plus they sell love cockroaches on Amazon. Big giant scary hissing ones. And books!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Anyone know a good source for gently used sex toys?

I'm an XL.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I just send the gifts directly from amazon to my guy. Faster that way. Plus they sell love cockroaches on Amazon. Big giant scary hissing ones. And books!

I warned my wife that I was doing this, so any packages from not familiar addresses are going to be left on the porch until I get home from work and I travel a lot, so if whatever you are sending is meant to be alive when opened, keep in mind I live above 6000 ft in elevation, and it's December.

For real though, along with my regular "gift" I'm probably going to send a copy of my favorite book that I read this year, and honestly I would be thrilled to receive somebody else's favorite books. The one biggest disappointment of being an adult for me lately is that I don't have anybody to talk about books with, so it would be great to read a book recommended by somebody outside of a bookstore environment.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Anyone know a good source for gently used sex toys?

I'm an XL.


You aren't talking about shirt sizes.. are you?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Everything is innuendo





VVV Hail Santa

beanieson fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 4, 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
We only ever talk about distended buttholes in here.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

bengy81 posted:

For real though, along with my regular "gift" I'm probably going to send a copy of my favorite book that I read this year, and honestly I would be thrilled to receive somebody else's favorite books. The one biggest disappointment of being an adult for me lately is that I don't have anybody to talk about books with, so it would be great to read a book recommended by somebody outside of a bookstore environment.

I'll jump in on this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

You aren't talking about shirt sizes.. are you?

It hangs down to the floor. :q:





If I'm doing push-ups.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm going to livestream the unboxing of my SS as I stand in my bathtub wearing ranger panties with my head turned up, package held over-head as my supple hands rend tape from cardboard, agape mouth awaiting god's message

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
XL I guess.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm a schmedium. i got a somewhat swole upper body and sexy mid section because I'm super healthy and do cardio. Also I like to bang hot chicks FYI

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

https://youtu.be/CZMWszd5SRk

It's my ring tone because I'm a giant nerd

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
My advice for this year would be to not put your hands into the box

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

My advice for this year would be to not put your hands into the box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w

E: I'm a L tee shirt

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
XL, just like everybody else.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
lol if you don't just wear a mumu







:smith:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Bunch of fatties here. Medium for me.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The good news for my victim secret satan recipient is that at least everything i sent you is treatable, if not necessarily curable. SMDFTB, but only after you get your petri dish of a mouth under control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5_QxwFjNI

:angel::hf::twisted:

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LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Medium lyfe

(but if I'm being honest with myself probably a large)

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