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It's that time of year again!! 2016 loving sucks but let's end on a bang. Here's the important dates: 11/15/2016 - Registration opens 12/01/2016 - Registration closes 12/04/2016 - Names and addresses disseminated 01/13/2017 - Drop dead date  If your buddy does not have their gift by this date and you don't have a plausible excuse you're fr*cking banned, m8. ############################################################################################### Here's the deets: How do I enter? Send me a PM with your name and address -- make sure if you use a pseudonym that it will get delivered. I don't have PM's Y'all talk outside the forums, give your info to someone you trust to give to me. Conversely beg me for plat and I may be able to pull some strings. How do I know that you won't doxx/stalk me?  Seriously though I've been doing this for how many years now? Your information is safe with me. What about my Santa bro? I don't think anyone here would be that lovely but if they are well we have ways of dealing with that.  I'm a lurker can I participate? If I don't know who you are you can't participate sorry. Delurk! Participate and you'll get in next year. What's the limit? Try not to go over $25. If you do go over, just don't expect something extravagent in turn. What about overseas goons? APO/FPO no problemo. Foreigners... it depends. If you're willing to ship overseas please let me know. N4I are you participating? Not this year. I would get whoever I drew cum lube so you're probably lucking out. ############################################################################################### If you have any more questions let me know. BONUS ROUND: Whoever gives the best/funniest gift this year will win a special prize (probably a custom AV/gang tag).
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Oh and I also plan on processing PM's regarding Secret Santa during my lunch hour each day so if you ask me a question in PM please note that I might not see it until the next day. Therefore it may be best if you asked it ITT.
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Nov 15, 2016 20:55
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Nov 15, 2016 21:04
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I did not retain addresses from last year, all the emails were bleached  Please resend.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:02
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Godholio posted:Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year. I swear that's unintentional.
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Nov 16, 2016 00:18
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I'm working on it.
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Nov 16, 2016 16:25
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List of processed participants. I will do everything I can to honor requests, no promises. Two Finger Booblord Zagats Slim Pickens Naked Bear EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS Ice Cream Barbara Pesticide20 BigDave ElMalingo Carteret Godholio Helldump Immunity Melthir Deathy McDeath Lazy Reservist Rad Lieutenant David Bowie Knife Arc Light M_Gargantua Derek Dominoe
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Nov 17, 2016 19:01
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Nov 17, 2016 23:18
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Lazy Reservist posted:He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger. Naw I could explain that. I explained the giant Chris Pratt vinyl cutout (which my nephew loving loves btw). Frankly we're tightening our belts and that $25 is money I could spend on one of my nieces and nephews.
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Nov 17, 2016 23:48
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I can't get PM's to work on awful app. You got an E-mail address I can e-mail you at N4I? No I don't. Try logging out and in again. Conversely use safari on your phone -- trust me it works.
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Nov 18, 2016 01:04
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Registered participants as of 11/21/2016 -- remember you have a little over a week to  Two Finger Booblord Zagats Slim Pickens Naked Bear EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS Ice Cream Barbara Pesticide20 BigDave ElMalingo Carteret Godholio Helldump Immunity Melthir Deathy McDeath Lazy Reservist Rad Lieutenant David Bowie Knife Arc Light M_Gargantua Derek Dominoe Nostalgia4Dicks LtCol J. Krusinski Ceiling Fan Soulex Dead Reckoning Holocaust Bloopers
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Nov 21, 2016 19:17
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Blow past it all you want but don't come  at me when you don't get met with the same effort/cost. (I don't think that will be a problem from either of you, btw.)
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Nov 21, 2016 20:25
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>starts typing 'kevlar butt plug' into google poo poo I'm at work 
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Nov 21, 2016 20:30
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Zeris posted:Still not on the list for some reason? did you pm me your poo poo (if yes could you pm me your poo poo again?)
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Nov 21, 2016 23:28
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Secret Satan sign-ups as of 11/28/2016: Two Finger Booblord Zagats Slim Pickens Naked Bear EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS Ice Cream Barbara Pesticide20 BigDave ElMalingo Carteret Godholio Helldump Immunity Melthir Deathy McDeath Lazy Reservist Rad Lieutenant David Bowie Knife Arc Light M_Gargantua Nostalgia4Dicks LtCol J. Krusinski Ceiling Fan Soulex Dead Reckoning Holocaust Bloopers LingcodKilla Bengy81 Zeris MurderBot Nostalgia4Ass Icon of Sin McNally e: Now with 100% less unintentional doxx 
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Nov 28, 2016 15:20
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:My first gift is out. Steam sales are fun. Thank you for that :bigtran:
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Nov 28, 2016 20:00
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Zeris posted:uhh what The list is compiled by me copy/pasting the list I have on my computer and deleting the names and addresses. I left someone's name in the original cut of that post.
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Nov 28, 2016 20:15
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You do no worries. YOU HAVE UNTIL 5pm TOMORROW (EST) TO SIGN UP
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Dec 1, 2016 04:00
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It'll probably be tomorrow afternoon. That's The Plan.
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Dec 1, 2016 18:24
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Final list: Two Finger Booblord Zagats Slim Pickens Naked Bear EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS Ice Cream Barbara Pesticide20 BigDave ElMalingo Carteret Godholio Helldump Immunity Melthir Deathy McDeath Lazy Reservist Rad Lieutenant David Bowie Knife Arc Light M_Gargantua Nostalgia4Dicks LtCol J. Krusinski Ceiling Fan Soulex Dead Reckoning Holocaust Bloopers LingcodKilla Bengy81 Zeris MurderBot Nostalgia4Ass Icon of Sin McNally LostCosmonaut Richard Bong Mr. Nice! shame on an IGA IF FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU STILL WANT TO SIGN UP, FEEL FREE YOU HAVE UNTIL I COMPILE THE LIST TOMORROW AFTERNOON IF YOU DON'T GET IN I WILL LET YOU KNOW!!! THAT SAID gently caress YOU FOR WAITING FOR THE LAST SECOND rear end in a top hat! t
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Dec 2, 2016 01:19
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Please do not gift STI's...
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Dec 2, 2016 13:35
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Slight delay. Expect tomorrow.
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Dec 2, 2016 22:50
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Names are starting to go out but they will probably come in waves since there's like 72 PM's for me to send. If folks want to post ideas for their g
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Dec 4, 2016 01:23
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Oh and I changed my mind I'm in the mix this year. Someone's getting cum lube and they'd better be cool with it
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Dec 4, 2016 01:52
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Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP! Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM
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Dec 4, 2016 01:58
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Haha Brute Justice is so loving weird I love it.
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Dec 4, 2016 02:30
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lol if you don't just wear a mumu
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Dec 4, 2016 18:13
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Hey N4I are the secret Santas paired up? Like is my giftee also my secret Santa? It was that way a few years back. Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches. It was a literal hat. Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Dec 6, 2016 05:34
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Someone's about to get my secret sauce and they had better be cool about it
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Dec 6, 2016 05:54
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Ceiling fan posted:Was it red? That affects my gift choice. Ha! I saw a MAGA hat would have been appropriate. But it was a Michigan State hat.
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Dec 6, 2016 15:17
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:Well turns out you cannot have vinegaroons shipped to an address other than your own I'm really starting to regret not tweaking the drawing 😬 My Santa is receiving a sampler of things from Michigan.
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Dec 9, 2016 21:23
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    It's a lump of coal  Thank you for not sending me live scorpions 🦂!
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Dec 11, 2016 22:14
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That's all that came today (and a bunch of other stuff we'd ordered). So unless you used Power Word: IRL name...
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Dec 11, 2016 22:25
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That's everything USPS delivered.
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Dec 11, 2016 22:35
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Rad Lieutenant posted:No, just the cole IS THAT THE JOKE?! 
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Dec 12, 2016 00:09
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Gift away. Not sure how long it will take but if you haven't posted about it by New Years I'll shoot you a PM 
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Dec 13, 2016 18:43
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Booblord Zagats posted:Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious 
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Dec 14, 2016 03:17
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bengy81 posted:I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle. 
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Dec 14, 2016 04:00
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Part two of your gift arrived Santa.  Ya did good kid (assuming those boxes aren't full of scorpions...)
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Godholio posted:That hourglass is cool as poo poo.
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