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Dec 31, 2010

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Can someone gift me hillary's 33,000 deleted emails

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Two Finger posted:

yo question do we get their forums name or just their actual details

like is it double blind secret santa where we don't actually know who we are sending to until they post in the thread about it

If its like last year you'll know who they are on the forum. Booblord didnt give me his real name so I had to explain to the very confused UPS lady why my "broken military vet friend" demanded that I mail him the package as Booblord.

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Dec 31, 2010

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What grenade did he send?

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Fine I'm in. But I'm warning you all. I actually send good gifts. poo poo like books and blu-rays.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Do you not support us veterans N4I?!

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Do you know how difficult it is to find a Kevlar butt plug

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14 INCHES JESUS

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I need to point out that whoever gets me shouldn't ship UPS/FedEx. I've had nothing but issues with them delivering to my apartment. Booblord can vouch for me. So please consider USPS. Apologies if this costs money or more of your effort.

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Dec 31, 2010

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The book I ordered for my secret Santa cake in today. The Elder Protocols of Zion.

:getin:

What is that some bizarre Judeo-Chtulhu mash-up?

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Dec 31, 2010

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Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it :ohdear:), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.




Also a dick.


Hey thanks man!

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'm ordering my poo poo this week.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That is loving frightening

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Two Finger posted:

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that


speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

Yea actually! I use the hot sauces in pot roasts. It's loving legit. I forget what my favorite one is.

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Dec 31, 2010

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what the gently caress

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I ordered my gift today. It's a handmade item, so it might not be sent out until after Christmas. Apologies.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Uhm I'm gonna go ahead and tell my secret santa now that they shouldn't try to 'use' my present for us to see. Purely decorative.

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Dec 31, 2010

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That's pretty stinkin' adorable

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Zeris, you are a treasure.

Also is that the Dan Akroyd vodka?

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Dec 31, 2010

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My secret santa stuff arrives today or tomorrow. I'll have it shipped out Monday.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Hey Moo looks like a box came in



There's a letter and it's not addressed to me.


Bag of toys and catnip? Gotta inspect that poo poo!


Best done on the floor



Boy this catnip sure looks like it needs the poo poo rabbit kicked out of it!



All new swag for Moo and she's a happy tired cat




But there's some human stuff in there too.


And this dope coffee mug



Thanks Derek Domino! The cat loves her new poo poo and everything you got me is awesome!

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Dec 31, 2010

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UPS is closed today so I'm sending stuff out tomorrow. Again, sorry for the delay secret Satan.

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Dec 31, 2010

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SS package went out today

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Mr. Nice! posted:

A package arrived! Better get the bomb squad to check it first:


Well, Ghost and Dakota give it the go ahead so lets open it up. First thing I grab is a card in a red envelope.



hmmm




Seems innocuous enough



Awesome card lets see what else is in the box



Dog treats?! Time to taste test.



Dakota likes them.



Ghost won't hold it on her nose but still she likes them as well.

And in the rest of the box we have:



A mouse for Hector!! I attempted to get a pic with him, but Dakota and Ghost kept running up and scaring him off. I had to take the thing away from Dakota twice because he thinks it is just a new toy for him.

Finally, Holly Bloops sent me a knit dick. It's glorious. The package has stars so I'm pretending it's cowboys themed.




Thanks!!!!! Great gifts all around.

Glad you and the zoo like the gifts!

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"MIX WITH ME"


oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

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I mean the squirrel is pretty good but the festively written OPEN THIS YOU loving HARLOT is really good too

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Two Finger posted:

yo if that's a legit gerber that's the best gift in this thread by a long way

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Hahahaha

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EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8La-lkA-o

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