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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
In. I look forward to mailing bodily fluids and/or spiders this year.

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I've already started on the construction of my masterpiece. N4I I hope you don't mind that I'm going to bust the $25 limit, but trust me, this is going to be good.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon.

I probably got lead poisoning from the mugs you sent last year, but people really liked that fat baseball guy

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

I'm going to livestream the unboxing of my SS as I stand in my bathtub wearing ranger panties with my head turned up, package held over-head as my supple hands rend tape from cardboard, agape mouth awaiting god's message

Can I be your hype man?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I wear a Medium shirt in case any of you lovelies decide to get me one.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I've been slacking on my gift stuff because I was planning on having part of it made by a local craftsman but that's not coming through, so I'm ordering the rest of the components through Amazon. I'm going on vacation from Wednesday until the 27th, so my stuff won't be out by Christmas, but goddammit it will be worth it you fucker. My Santee had best prepare his loving butthole.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Just got back from vacation last night, and I'm putting the final touches on my gift. I hope that my SS appreciates the work and craftsmanship that has gone into this :getin:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

If you ain't posting pics of you eating the thing, wearing the thing on your butt and making a gif, making your relatives look at the thing, and/or putting the thing on your doggo or catte's head, then you didn't deserve the thing

:colbert:

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Gift is going out tomorrow. Not kidding when I say that it's probably going to be the top SS gift this year. I'm really loving hype.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Arc Light posted:

Holy poo poo.

Holy poo poo!

I almost missed the best part of the package - new refrigerator art! Good thing I didn't bend the foil.



You're a good internet friend.

:cumpolice:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

This is a forum that produced two printings of books about dick art. How about you gently caress right on back to Pet Island or wherever the gently caress you came from

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Besides

You know what's coming

















:stonklol:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Wait for Deathy

USPS says that it will arrive on Wednesday. Prepare your butts.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
USPS tracking says that my package was delivered so there BETTER BE SOME DAGGONE PICTURES TONIGHT!!!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever.



Turn off the lights.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Great news! The holidays are here! I received both a package and a LETTER from my most secret of Santas!





Okay, I will follow these instructions.



The nice UPS man brought me something! I wonder what it could be!



This looks very safe. The contents are well-protected (as they should be)



What the...



:ohdear: oh



Oh now I get it! Thanks santa! These are a wonderful pair of...uh...shorts? Thick, white, absorbent shorts? Wait...I may have a better idea



:flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap:



But there's more!



gently caress YES let's kill John Conner!!



I actually didn't read the letter until after I had opened the package. Oopsie! This explains so much



Oh, and video game funbux! Now I can buy all those dating sims on Steam!


Thank you Murderbot for being a fabulous secret satan

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable





Owns insanely hard

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