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Nov 16, 2016 02:58
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Nov 18, 2016 00:39
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Still not on the list for some reason?
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Nov 21, 2016 23:27
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:did you pm me your poo poo (if yes could you pm me your poo poo again?) I suck at reading directions. PM'd.
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Nov 21, 2016 23:33
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ElMaligno posted:I can't mail hugs but i will try Consider the blowup doll
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Nov 24, 2016 01:12
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
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Nov 28, 2016 20:11
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Two Finger posted:That explains all the friend requests on my Facebook this morning lol
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Nov 29, 2016 05:13
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I'm going to livestream the unboxing of my SS as I stand in my bathtub wearing ranger panties with my head turned up, package held over-head as my supple hands rend tape from cardboard, agape mouth awaiting god's message
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Deathy McDeath posted:Can I be your hype man? I don't remember posting that, but sure
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Dec 4, 2016 19:57
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I'm out of town starting the 24th of December (for 2 weeks) so I hope, dear santa, your bee-infested eau-de-fetal-pig pepper spray or JO crystal or XXXXL anime shirt w/e gets here before then!
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Dec 13, 2016 20:47
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There are EPA laws concerning what I am making for my SS 
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Dec 15, 2016 03:47
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That counseling statement hnnnnghhhh
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Dec 16, 2016 16:39
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holocaust bloopers posted:what the gently caress
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Dec 17, 2016 15:57
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Naked Bear posted:Awww
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Dec 20, 2016 19:10
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Ooohh I forgot last night while drunk my ss told me my gift is at the post office. Gonna go get it shortly yesss
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Dec 20, 2016 19:11
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Dear GIP Secret Santa, Central park was awfully boring today.  The urchins selling wares froze   but nobody cared because I declared  to the post office clerk IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY OKAY? "Please, sir, go down the stairs, to collect your parcel; try not to trip, you holiday poo poo; namaste." And to home I raced  Telling all strangers, smiling-faced, GET OUT OF MY WAY IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY I entered my abode Threw the box on the ground Shivered, crowed, then growled at my cat WHAT DAY IS TODAY? IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY I opened each flap and stood on the couch Squinted to see -- what's this about?  A note within, addressed to me? An honor! A Omen! I am so pleased! Let's lean in closer, to see and to read!  What-ever, what-ever, what ever could it be? Ah! 'Twas upside-down, now gaze...and weep:  thanks Satan...Santa!  I shrieked into the boxed and cast packing peanuts aside I inhaled, I gasped, squatted and cried: YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA BOX, AS OF TODAY, YOU'RE ALL MINE What have we here!?  More! More!  Should I combine these With that old pack of stickers That says to all readers "For rectal use only" ?  A book! A book! Thank god, for it's true, "I know how to read!" was my thought. But I opened the cover, and This is as far as I got:  Here we go next:  What's this? Free advice? I'll take it!  Uh, sex with my dad? I'm not sure I need advice on that. And what's this?  Not funny. And here! A handy notebook for a writer such as myself,  If only I had an all-weather pen to go with it...   That's about the size/shape of a .50cal round. (I'm out of rhymes) A novel about dogges:  Lastly, Pluto wants to know's up:  Oh? A little father-son chat?  Uh...that's great, vodka crystal skulls, congrats. ...Now I get to be wasted while living out my wildest Russian mobster fantasies. Thank you Secret Santa! Please step forward and identify yourself; I know who you are, but you deserve the spotlight for this kickass package.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Zeris, you are a treasure. gently caress YEAH IT IS thanks Ice Cream Barbara
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Dec 21, 2016 00:26
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LingcodKilla posted:
That's, uh, one hell of a theme
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Dec 24, 2016 02:52
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A gipmas miracle
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Dec 24, 2016 07:05
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Thanks whomever for the assorted hot sauces. Are we to assume that the gift was as half-hearted as your "thanks" post
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Dec 28, 2016 23:55
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If you ain't posting pics of you eating the thing, wearing the thing on your butt and making a gif, making your relatives look at the thing, and/or putting the thing on your doggo or catte's head, then you didn't deserve the thing
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Dec 28, 2016 23:59
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Arc Light posted:A package? From New York? And every single edge is sealed shut? Better not take chances. To the garage! You're welcome. Now dig the foil out of the trash because you missed a present! It's between the layers.
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Dec 30, 2016 00:50
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Arc Light posted:Holy poo poo. Sorry compadre. I stalked your post history to see if anything clicked for gift ideas but I just couldn't get figure it out. So I defaulted to a personal obsession of bathroom leisure, lengthy making GBS threads sessions, clean buttholes, and some old fashioned dick jokes a la gip. Hope u likey.
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I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark Also Mr. Nice!: Nice! address
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Deathy McDeath posted:This is a forum that produced two printings of books about dick art. How about you gently caress right on back to Pet Island or wherever the gently caress you came from Ok fair point
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Dec 31, 2016 08:26
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Wait for Deathy
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