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I was coerced. Name: Samus Aran Age: 27 Gender: Female Nationality: K-2L/Zebesian Style: Cruiserweight/MMA Crossover Size: Middleweight Wears a Mask?: Does a helmet count? Gimmick: The most badass space bounty hunter in the universe. Her armored Power Suit is a ridiculously advanced piece of mystical space-bird technology. Dash Rendar ain't got poo poo on this. Finisher: Screw Attack Power Bomb Disposition: Face  Name: Ship-chan Age: 300,000,000 Miles Gender: Is a spaceship, but "female" Nationality: Galactic Federation Style: Literal Cruiser Size: Giant Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: Is a spaceship Finisher: Is a spaceship Disposition: Jobber. Ultimately, she's still a spaceship, with all that implies. (By the way, special thanks to forums user Tiistai for the drawing of Samus they made for my Metroid Prime LP!) FPzero fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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 Name: Barack "B-Rock the Islamic Shock Super Allah Obama" Obama Age: 55 Gender: Male Nationality: Kenyan??? Style: Entertainer Size: Lightweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: The 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Leaving office soon due to term limits and looking for a new job. Finisher: The Veto Disposition: Face  Name: "Diamond Joe" Biden Age: 74 Gender: Male Nationality: American Style: Cruiserweight Size: Lightweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: The 47th Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden. Leaving office soon due to term limits and looking for a new job. Finisher: Impassioned Rhetoric Disposition: Face Together, they led America for eight years, now they are the tag team "Democracy in Action". FPzero fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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I asked crow before posting yet another wrestler and he okay-ed it so last one I swear. Name: That Guy Age: 20s Gender: Male Nationality: American or Canadian, unsure Style: Psychopath Size: Middleweight Wears a Mask?: Don't we all? Gimmick: Not much is known about this man. All we do know is that he showed up at a haunted house one year and his excited visage at the moment of surprise has been forever burned into the consciousnesses of everyone who views him. After staring down the headlights of a car gone rogue, he's here to stare down anyone in his way as he goes for the title. Finisher: Deathly Lust Disposition: Who can even tell?
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Did Rance Mullinik ever get his spine back?
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: gently caress.
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Well crow, when you came to me and said you didn't expect this now did you? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE CROW.
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Like, I know that I started this by introducing any Metroid into this but I think we probably have enough wrestlers from that series at this point. We've got Samus, Dark Samus, Business Suit Samus (maybe), Ship-chan, Dark Samus, and two Adams. I don't think we need two more even if Anthony Higgs is a funny guy.
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 : Where the hell are we? Weren't we just on Aether? : My sensors indicate we're in California, United States, Earth in the year 2017.: Wait what??? How could that have happened!?: ...: Oh, wait. Maybe all that inter-dimensional travel explains it. But when I say "explains it" I mean this is the flimsiest possible excuse that could explain how we ended up here. And why am I already signed up?: Um... I hate to tell you this, but it appears you were signed up by, um... one Mr. Adam Malkovich.: ...: Awww Mother[censored]!: *sigh* Why are you even signed up?: Moral support mostly. Also to store your logbooks. Looks like there's gonna be a lot of them here.----------------  : joe, this isn't what i had in mind : trump did wwe once and that got him into the highest office: i already was in office though: yeah but now it's my turn. time to eat up the audience vote as if it were the popular!: joe you're 74----------------  : *silence*He's just sitting there at a table, hands folded, smile on his face. Even though he's smiling, is he happy, angry, sad? It's impossible to tell right now...
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Herr Tog posted:
: ...: ...Man what did I do to deserve this.----------------------- ECR3D: C ULC: Annie May, Billy "The Kid" Miller, Pepsiman FCZ: God, Speedoman
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: LADY. What in the Bottle ship's name is that thing!? You are not authorized for anthro assistants in this league! The threat level is too low. Speaking of too low, lady, take that cannon off, this is a fisticuffs environment. Also where the hell are your dress blues!?
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: It sure is! In honour of having Team Rocket be a part of our league now, I figured, we should have a match involving a literal rocket, you know, just to welcome them to the neighbourhood. Also Palpatine wants to shoot Stahl into space already.
: So then what's Ship-chan doing in the ring?
: Yes, well, you see, Crow, they don't exactly make Saturn Vs any more and, despite my best efforts to correct the matter, Werner von Braun is dead. So I simply made use of avalible resources. It's a neat trick, you should really maybe try it some time.
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*In the parking garage of The Dark Prince The Evil Lord's Palace Casino, Samus is busy fixing Ship-chan.* : *grumble* *grumble* I can't believe that squid chick tagged you and I can't believe Crow used you like this. This is not what I signed up for. : Technically, you didn't sign yourself up, remember?: ...Right. I'm really thankful that I can defer Adam to Lightning for now and he accepts it. I just don't have the willpower to deal with his bullshit.*Samus is using her Plasma Beam to unweld the handcuffs from Ship-chan's hull.* : So why is your visor red right now?: I honestly have no idea. I guess Chozo armor can visually react to emotion? Never had this happen before though.: React to emotion? Not to sound glib but that sounds pretty ridiculous. What, is it going to fall off if you get stressed too? Hey, watch your beam!: As if. I wouldn't be surprised if the suit alters some of its functions based on the wearer's state but completely falling off sounds just plain stupid. Besides, I've been plenty stressed in this thing before. Killing Ridley the first time, for instance.*The second pair of handcuffs is dislodged and falls to the pavement.* : There, a little paint will cover the scorch marks from the beam. Now to get a bucket of water and scrub off the tag. I don't even know who this Asriel guy is. Maybe if it said "Adam sucks balls" I'd keep it.: Hey, I heard that.: A-Anyway, after that it's time for me to pay a visit to our friend Crow. I need to have some words with him.
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