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Lynkericious
Nov 7, 2012

Super High-School Level Eating Machine


Name: Sir Bearington
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Nationality: Hhhhhhhhhuman?
Style: Is literally a bear Puroresu
Size: Super Heavyweight
Wears a mask?: No
Gimmick: A completely normal human that has very obviously human claws, and has come to SLW to wrestle his fellow normal humans to prove himself as the greatest human wrestler of all time. Totally not a bear.
Finisher: The completely human technique, the Bear Hug
Disposition: Bear Face

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Lynkericious
Nov 7, 2012

Super High-School Level Eating Machine

poorlywrittennovel posted:

You say that like he had a soul to begin with :v:

Or that playing White Knight Chronicles 2 twice wouldn't have destroyed it already.

Lynkericious
Nov 7, 2012

Super High-School Level Eating Machine
: *Incomprehensible roaring and grunting that comes off as arrogant and imposing, and then proceeds to maul the ringside staff with his normal human claws and teeth*

Lynkericious
Nov 7, 2012

Super High-School Level Eating Machine
RIP Super League Wrestling. Had precisely two shows and was cancelled after the sponsors found CRON and Captain Snuggles too disturbing to be on television.

At least Vince Russo isn't responsible for this federation dying.

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